After saying a string of adjectives, most of the eight guests' faces turned dark.
When Shi Nian pretended not to see it, he continued with his small mouth:
"The following is a self-evaluation. I always think of honesty, courtesy, sincerity, kindness, harmony, and friendship..."
Zhou Shiyuan couldn't help but interrupt her: "Won't your conscience hurt when you say these words?"
Shi Nian glanced at him and said confidently:
"Why does my conscience hurt? I'm just telling the truth!
If I hadn't pointed out your shortcomings honestly and politely with a sincere and kind heart, how could you have corrected your mistakes in time and built a harmonious and friendly society?"
[Other guests: Thank you, otherwise we would have been kept in the dark for the rest of our lives.]
[You are playing with word selection and sentence making here, right?]
[So kind, so sincere, this year’s selection of people who moved China, I wouldn’t watch it without you.]
After a long series of words, everyone stared at her blankly. No one answered, and the atmosphere was a little awkward. Shi Nian could only applaud by himself to liven up the atmosphere:
"Understand the applause!"
Song Xinyou finally remembered that she still had the dog-licking persona, and quickly stood up and clapped vigorously:
"Thank you Sister Nian for guiding me in the direction of life, thank you!"
The atmosphere at the scene became increasingly awkward, and the staff had no choice but to come to the rescue and reminded her carefully:
"Teacher Shi, Teacher Xu is apologizing to you and hopes to get along well with you in the future."
Shi Nian: "Oh, she can tell me if she likes. Anyway, she owes me. As for whether we can get along well in the future...it depends on her mentality.
Also, don’t call me teacher. If you are older than me, call me by name. If you are younger than me, call me sister. If it doesn’t work, you can call me baby. With my status, it is not appropriate to call me teacher.”
"I understand, Sister Bao, no, Sister Nian."
Not getting a satisfactory answer, Xu Sheng was very angry, but had to pretend to be generous and smile at the camera.
Ji Yu raised his eyelids and glanced at her, then took the topic:
"It's my turn now, right?
Xu Sheng, Longjing in 1982.
Lu Youchuan, the full belly of the cow.
Zhou Shiyuan, the humorous Erha.
Song Xinyou, Doraemon's pocket.
Shi Nian..."
Speaking of this name, his speaking speed slowed down a bit:
"A bright moon."
[Where is my royal translator? Come out and take a few steps.]
[The translators are here! Xu Sheng, Lao Green Tea; Lu Youchuan, straw bag; Zhou Shiyuan, Silly Que; Song Xinyou, able to pretend; Shi Nian didn’t understand this. 】
[Do you still need to guess about Shi Nian? Have you seen his nickname in the game? The monkey fishes for the moon, he wants to fish for Shi Nian, he is taking the opportunity to confess his love! 】
I didn't think much about it at first, I was just listening happily. Shi Nian happened to see this barrage and almost choked to death on a mouthful of ad calcium milk.
Even if there are no conditions, you have to create conditions to express your love. It seems that someone is really serious about love.
The plan to save the love brain is urgent!
Shi Nian put the bottle on the table and looked at Ji Yu seriously:
"Any ideas for a date tomorrow?"
Ji Yu raised his eyebrows slightly and smiled lightly:
"Do you have an idea?"
"Yes! So do you want to come together?"
"want."
*
Sunday morning, half past nine.
Shi Nian took Ji Yu to the entrance of the cinema.
Before she even got out of the car, the cameraman guessed her intention and blocked the car door with firm steps:
"It's forbidden to film in the cinema, we can't go in."
Shi Nian corrected him: "Wrong, it's you who can't get in, not us."
The elder brother's heart skipped a beat and he instantly entered the first level alert state:
"No, you can't abandon me! I am a human being, I will be sad and sad...and this is against the rules."
Shi Nian forcefully found a way out for himself:
"The situation is a bit urgent, just this once, and I will definitely give you an explanation before going in."
Seeing her sincere expression, the eldest brother relaxed a little:
"The explanation you are talking about is...?"
"Just wait."
Shi Nian put down three words and ran away. Soon, he ran back with two balloons and announced very seriously:
"From now on, the red balloon is me and the green balloon is Ji Yu. Take good pictures and wait for us to come back!"
Camera guy: "..."
Barrage:"……"
The movie that Shi Nian wanted to take Ji Yu to watch was called She Vanished from the World. Because of its super exciting storyline, netizens called it the pinnacle of "awakening the love brain".
Many patients with late-stage love brain suddenly woke up after watching this movie, and since then they have locked themselves in love and ignored the world of mortals, and the therapeutic effect has reached star-studded levels.
With this magic weapon, she is bound to win this battle!
When the movie started, everything was normal. The young couple in the front row were holding popcorn and feeding them sweetly.
When the plot progressed to the male protagonist gambling and the CPU female protagonist helping to pay off the gambling debt, the young couple's expressions gradually became solemn.
When the plot progressed to the point where the heroine refused to help pay off her gambling debts, the hero began to have murderous intentions. The girl in the front row slapped her boyfriend's hand away as he tried to grab the popcorn.
Well, the effect seems to be good.
Shi Nian even turned his head to look at Ji Yu. The colorful light from the big screen hit the man's gold lenses, casting a faint shadow on his long eyelashes.
The man looked at the screen with a calm face and no reaction.
Maybe the plot is not exciting enough, Shi Nian thought.
When the plot progressed to the point where the heroine was abandoned by the hero in the deep sea and struggled desperately, the girl in the front row wiped her tears and moved to an empty seat aside.
Shi Nian's heart also clenched into a ball.
The heroine's acting skills were very good. With one look and one tear, she showed the shock, struggle and despair of being killed by her beloved.
Just like the dream that suffocated her.
No matter how hard she works and how reluctant she is to give up, the people and things she cares about are still moving away from her step by step.
In the end, even living became a luxury.
It hurts, it hurts too much...
She didn't know whether Ji Yuxing was awake or not, but she was awake anyway.
I woke up completely.
Ji Yu, who was standing by, noticed something strange about her. After hesitating for a long time, he still held her hand without hesitation.
The air-conditioning in the theater was very strong, which cooled the girl's hands slightly, which just soothed his hot heart.
Shi Nian was stunned for a moment. Before he could take his hand out, a low voice came to his ears:
"Don't worry, I don't gamble, and I have money...a lot of money."
Shi Nian: "..."
The movie ends.
The young couple in the front row have parted ways.
Midway, the boy tried to help the girl with her backpack to close the distance, but the girl sharply refused:
"No, I'm afraid you're too tired and won't be able to pretend anymore and will stab me to death."
The cameraman who came quickly happened to capture this conversation, and he suddenly felt a chill in his heart:
"No, what movie did you two watch? Why does it sound so scary?"
Shi Nian smiled: "It's a very sweet love movie. I recommend all young couples to take their partner and go to the theater to watch it twice."
After saying that, she slapped Ji Yu's arm:
"What about you? What do you think after reading it?"
Ji Yu: "First, I don't gamble; second, I have money."
"...I know you are rich. What I mean is, aren't you afraid that if you find a partner in the future, your partner will take advantage of your money and kill you?"
Ji Yu: "My money is her money. She can spend it however she likes. I won't interfere."