The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 112 The Simplest Mouth Smell, the Ultimate Enjoyment
Chapter 112 The Simplest Mouth Smell, the Ultimate Enjoyment
Shi Nian saw that his eyes had changed, from dull to sparkling, as if he was looking at a wealth-giving Bodhisattva made of 24k pure gold:
"No, Ji Yu, are you serious?"
"If you think your words are unfounded, I can lend you my private lawyer and we can sign a property transfer document before we get married."
Ji Yu looked at her with raised eyebrows, a playful smile in his peach blossom eyes, and said casually:
"I dare to sign, but do you dare to come?"
[Ji Yu: I want to solidify my reputation as Love Brain today. Even if the Emperor comes, don’t even think of stopping me! 】
[The letter girl is willing to mix meat and vegetables for twenty years, and meet a love brain like Ji Yu in the next life, please.]
[Big female monkey, he is provoking you, can you bear this? 】
[Don’t hesitate, come on quickly! If my sister doesn’t come, I’m going to do it!]
Shi Nian was indeed stimulated. Looking at the handsome man in front of her, she stretched out her hand tremblingly, as if she had been electrocuted. Her expression was distorted, her limbs were convulsed, and she performed a mechanical dance - a blind version.
Unsurprisingly, Ji Yumei raised his right hand, put his index and middle fingers on her eyebrows, and said appropriately:
"Demons and ghosts, retreat quickly."
Camera guy: "..."
confirmed.
What he was filming was not a romance drama.
It's the mental hospital's mid-year performance.
Shi Nian peeled off his fingers and glanced at him dissatisfied:
"Sir, you are interrupting my performance."
"What is the performance? Psychic? Or zombies coming out of the cage?"
"Performing the desperate state of a film heroine as she sinks to the bottom of the ocean."
"..."
Shi Nian rubbed his chaotic facial features, adjusted himself, and said with a satisfied smile:
"The performance was good. I successfully contained the love brain virus that was rampant in my brain. I was reborn!"
"so?"
"Let's go eat, I'll treat you to lunch!"
The two went to a fast food restaurant near the cinema and ordered a luxurious set meal for two.
While waiting for the meal, a harsh sound of children crying suddenly came from the next table, followed by the old man's arrogant curse:
"What's the matter with you girl? How old are you and you still argue with a child? Didn't your mother teach you to respect the elderly and love the young?"
The young girl who was blamed held an ice cream cone and argued with her with red eyes:
"He spilled my ice cream and I asked him to apologize to me. Shouldn't I?"
"You shouldn't! The kid didn't mean it, so why should you apologize?"
The old woman looked the girl over, pouted, and rolled her eyes almost to the top of her head:
"For a little girl to wear such short pants, she looks like she is not a serious person. You should leave quickly and don't lead my grandson into trouble!"
The girl's chest was heaving violently, and she was obviously very angry at the insulting remarks. However, her mouth was too clumsy, and her lips pursed for a long time. She couldn't utter a single word, and only tears fell down.
Shi Nian, who was watching the excitement next to him, was like an ant on a hot pot, scratching his head and head anxiously. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he rushed out and grabbed the old woman's short-sleeved collar:
"Look at you, at such an old age, you still dare to wear short-sleeved shirts that leak around your neck. If you are so leaky, are you afraid that the wind will cause you to become paralyzed and you will eat shit and drink urine while lying on the bed?"
The old woman broke away from her hands and glared at her fiercely:
"Who are you? Does what I wear have anything to do with you?"
"Hey, you also know that what you wear has nothing to do with others, right?"
Shi Nian mocked her in a controlled tone: "You are very clear-headed when giving advice to others, but you can't stand it when others say it?
You have such a bad mentality, no wonder you have to work so hard to raise your grandson at such an old age, tsk tsk, you are really a failure in life."
"Damn girl, why are you talking! Today I will teach you a lesson for your parents!"
The old woman broke through her defense and waved her arms, intending to hit someone.
Ji Yu raised his hand to clamp her arm, looked contemptuously, and said coldly:
"If you want your precious son to be saddled with debt, just beat him hard and slap him in the face. Do you really think that no one can cure you, a bastard of old age?"
He had a cold temperament and a formidable aura around him. The old woman realized that she had stirred up trouble, put down her arms, picked up her grandson dejectedly, and wanted to run away.
"Wait a moment!"
The girl mustered up the courage to stop them:
"You haven't apologized to me yet."
Seeing that the number of onlookers was increasing, the old woman was afraid that things would get worse, so she said perfunctory "I'm sorry" and ran away.
After the two left, the girl sniffed and thanked Shi Nian and Ji Yu with a grateful face:
"Thank you, thank you so much. If it hadn't been for your help, I would have been so angry that I couldn't sleep for three days."
Shi Nian took out a tissue and wiped her tears haphazardly. He was not polite and opened his mouth to yell:
"You said you are really stupid. She has said that about you. Why don't you give her a few words? You can't even do something as simple as swearing at someone?"
The girl shook her head and looked at her aggrievedly. This innocent look in her eyes made Shi Nian feel unbearable:
"It doesn't matter if you don't know how to scold, I'll teach you.
Entry-level, the subject is any relative's body organ. For example, your bad breath is more disgusting than your second aunt's diarrhea. This is the simplest way to treat bad breath and the ultimate enjoyment.
There is also a more elegant one. The subject time event is about a certain organ of the human body or some bad problem in the body. For example, you haven’t brushed your teeth in three months, and your mouth smells so bad?
At the highest level, if the opponent attacks you, attack him in turn. If he says you don't wear enough, you say he wears ugly. To use this move, you need to be mentally strong. Whoever breaks the defense first will lose."
[Who knows, I cursed people more seriously when I was in Lianzong school than when I was in early morning school.]
[I’ve already written it down in a notebook. I’ll practice it later. I won’t be able to scold you when I come back.]
[Big female monkey, have you never been in love in your life, are you so hard-hearted? 】
Shi Nian Ba La Ba La talked a lot, and the other party listened carefully, but after listening, he said:
"I understand everything you said, but it's not that I don't know how to scold, it's that I can't help crying when I quarrel with others, and I can't speak when I cry."
Shi Nian: "..."
There is a feeling of heartache that is filled with deep love.
"It's okay if you know how to cry. I'll teach you another trick. Next time you can't make any noise, just lie down on the floor and cry. Cry as loudly as you want. As long as your voice is loud enough, the person opposite will be panicked."
Girl: "...are you sure?"
"What's that look in your eyes? You don't believe it? Do you want me to demonstrate it live?"
"That's not necessary. I'll try to figure it out later."
Shi Nian felt a sense of relief that her daughter had finally grown up. She nodded with a smile and said:
"Okay, you can figure it out slowly, and I'll go get the meal."
During the meal, Ji Yu asked her curiously: "Where did you learn all those fallacies?"
Shi Nian held a Big Mac burger and spoke in a cadence:
"I have to thank the good-for-nothing Ms. Zheng for this. If it hadn't been for her twenty years of constant abuse, I wouldn't have become such an outstanding person today."
The corner of Ji Yu's mouth twitched: "If there is really no one to thank, why not go thank the janitor aunt outside who is sweeping the floor."