The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 13 You see, that bamboo shoot is so strong, without a trace of fat
Chapter 13 You see, that bamboo shoot is so strong, without a trace of fat
Song Xinyou's face with a bright smile turned green after seeing the true appearance of the gift.
It's green and green, greener than the green cover of the tomb certificate.
"Brother...Mr. Ji, what do you mean?"
Ji Yu raised his eyelids and glanced at her, "Can't you read?"
"No, I..." Song Xinyou flipped her bangs in a panic, and her CPU almost burst into flames.
Ji Yu, what does this mean?
Curse her to death? That won’t happen, right?
When she was panicking, Shi Nian's applause suddenly sounded across the street, and she stared at the green book on the table with envy and said:
"I didn't expect Brother Mudan to be so romantic. What little girl wouldn't want this undying love!"
The most important thing is that this gift is luxurious enough. A tomb in a good location costs hundreds of thousands!
Netizens in the live broadcast room finally reacted to the violent impact of the tomb and began to post wildly:
[God’s undying love, the big female monkey’s reading comprehension should have returned to full marks when she was in elementary school, right? 】
[Others give gifts: romantic romance is so romantic; Brother Peony gives gifts: a cemetery to send you back to your hometown, absolutely, truly amazing!]
[This gift... is quite explosive when placed in the entire explosion circle. 】
[Xinyou, accept it, this gift is so real. You don’t have to worry about where to bury it when you die.]
[It doesn’t matter whether it’s a gift or not, the important thing is to kowtow to the CP! I will kowtow to the CP first as a sign of respect!]
[You are really not picky at all. Ji Yu has almost written "Don't get involved" on his face. If you can still keep doing it, aren't you afraid that he will come to your home offline and spread your ashes after he finds out? 】
[You guys with no taste, you have to give me commemorative CP if you want to. She can even taste the romantic taste of a cemetery. Isn’t this the connection between lovers? 】
Ji Yu turned his head and looked at Shi Nian, with a smile on his lips, and teased: "Like it? How about giving it to you?"
"Then... let's forget it, it's not appropriate."
In fact, whether it is suitable or not is secondary.
The most important thing was that Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou were staring at her from all angles, one on the left and the other on the right, their eyes as wide as bells. Her fighting ability was not good and she could not defeat two people at once.
If you rob the cemetery and have to sleep in the cemetery immediately, it is not cost-effective!
After the four groups of CPs were assembled, the director's voice sounded in the living room:
"To celebrate the official launch of "You Must Fall in Love", the program team specially prepared a reception banquet for eight guests, but the ingredients and dishes used for the banquet need to be prepared by the guests themselves.
Please set out to search for ingredients immediately and return to the courtyard before 12 noon to complete the preparation of the two dishes."
"I've long heard that Zhou Xingyan has a very bad conscience and can kill people if he sticks his butt out. Today, when I saw him, he certainly lived up to his reputation." Zhou Shiyuan's face dropped, and he came to Shi Nian's side and whispered softly, as if he dared not be angry but dared not.
The appearance of words.
Shi Nian said calmly: "What are you afraid of? I have a secret weapon."
"Secret weapon?" Zhou Shiyuan looked happy, but before he could ask what the secret weapon was, the director's voice sounded in the living room again:
"Note that the method of obtaining ingredients must be legal and compliant. Junk food such as instant noodles and potato chips cannot be counted as dishes."
Shi Nian's face fell instantly.
"You're right, Zhou Xingyan is the chili pepper in the gutter."
Zhou Shiyuan: "What do you mean?"
"Insidious and vicious."
After careful analysis, Yi Sheng You Ni CP composed of Lu Youchuan and Xu Sheng and Good Night CP composed of Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an decided to try their luck at farmers' homes.
The people in the village are simple, so it shouldn't be difficult to get a few green vegetables and a few eggs.
Shi Nian did not participate in the whole discussion, wandering back and forth in front of and behind the house like a hard-working bee. After the two groups of CPs who were begging for alms left, she also rushed out with a sickle that she had dug out from nowhere.
Zhou Shiyuan chased after him in panic and shouted: "Sister Nian, don't do anything stupid!
I know you hate Zhou Xingyan, but don’t do anything illegal. It’s not worth sacrificing the rest of your life for such a scumbag!”
In front of the monitor, Zhou Xingyan couldn't bear it and picked up the loudspeaker: "Zhou Shiyuan, please tell me clearly, who is the scum?"
"... Regarding this matter, I will just say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. Everyone can see the details, so I won't explain too much."
After finishing a bunch of nonsense literature, without waiting for the other party to react, Zhou Shiyuan rubbed oil on his soles and escaped from the small courtyard.
Shi Nian, who was a step ahead of him, was standing in front of the bamboo forest behind the house in a daze, his eyes fixed on something, his face smiling, his expression intoxicated, as if he had drunk fake wine.
"Sister Nian, what are you looking at?"
Zhou Shiyuan came over confused.
Shi Nian raised his hand and pointed at a strong figure deep in the bamboo forest, "Look at those bamboo shoots... they are so strong, haha, there is no trace of fat on them. They must taste delicious."
The cameraman knew very well and immediately pointed the camera at the bamboo forest and took a high-definition close-up.
In the camera, a handsome man wearing a tight black vest is wielding a hatchet to chop bamboo shoots. Every time he exerts force, the full muscles on his arms will flex, and the tension and wild beauty are about to overflow the screen!
The old perverts in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still for a moment.
[Digging grass, so thick! So strong! So kissable! Don’t get me wrong, I’m the same as the big female monkey, I’m talking about bamboo shoots!]
[Class is suspended, I’m going to dig bamboo shoots! I won’t leave until I dig a hundred and eighty tons today!]
[Oops! The wedding is too early! (slaps the thigh) (slaps the thigh crazily) (sheds tears of regret)]
[You’ve all installed it here, right? Keep pretending, I’ll show it off directly, hubby, I’m sorry for you! Hubby, I’m sorry for you!!]
Zhou Shiyuan looked in the direction of her finger and nodded in agreement, "That bamboo shoot looks quite beautiful, but the adjective you used is not very appropriate. Bamboo shoots that are not beautiful have no fat on them."
Shi Nian clicked his tongue and shook his head, "Young man, you don't understand..."
As he spoke, he walked towards the depths of the bamboo forest and said, "Today's dishes are ready. I'll chop two bamboo shoots, one for salad and one for braised bamboo shoots. Do you know how to do it?"
Zhou Shiyuan: "...Well, when we talk about this matter, it's not that we won't do it. But, we don't talk about it. We don't talk about anything and how it will be done..."
"roll!"
On the other side, the living room.
Song Xinyou walked up to Ji Yu with her freshly made-up makeup and extended an invitation to him:
"Mr. Ji, it's getting late. Let's set off. If we are a little later, it will be too late."
Ji Yu raised his head with a calm expression, "Miss Song, has your mother ever taught you a lesson?"
"Um?"
"Do your own thing." Ji Yu stood up and straightened his wrinkled sleeves, "We work together and don't interfere with each other."
After saying that, he walked out of the living room with long legs and walked straight to the temporary tent house on the left side of the small courtyard.
Inside the house, Zhou Xingyan was leaning on a recliner and drinking juice. When he came in, he couldn't breathe properly and almost choked to death:
"Ahem...Ji Yu, what are you doing here?"
Ji Yushun picked up the unopened can of Coke on the table, bang, pulled the tab off, and took a sip: