Zhou Xingyan wiped off the juice residue on her body, twisted her eyebrows, and said with an embarrassed look, "This is inappropriate, look at the other guests..."
He turned and pointed at the monitor, trying to convince his brother and sponsor with facts: "Look, this group is picking vegetables to feed the chickens, this group is fishing for water, this group is..."
When he pointed to that group of words, his voice trembled and he turned off.
Because Shi Nian and Zhou Shiyuan had done nothing, they were grinning and cheering on the muscular man digging bamboo shoots.
Zhou Shiyuan was okay, at least he was really cheering and clapping his hands loudly.
But Shi Nian just... shouted "Come on", but his eyes were staring at the muscles on the strong man's arms, and he smiled brightly.
Ji Yu also noticed this scene, his eyes locked on the smiling face, and after staring at it for a long time, he opened his thin lips and said:
"shallow."
Zhou Xingyan let out a laugh, moved closer to him, blocked the radio, and asked coquettishly: "Brother, are you serious?"
Ji Yu raised his head and took a sip of Coke, then asked instead of answering: "What do you think?"
"I think you must have been widowed for too long, and there is something wrong with your emotional processor. If you don't want so many normal girls, why would you choose a girl with a crooked brain?"
Ji Yu glanced at him and said in two simple words: "You know nothing."
"Look at you, why are you so impatient? I regard you as my own talent..."
Ji Yu interrupted him impatiently, "Stop talking nonsense and go get the food."
Zhou Xingyan put his hands in his pocket and walked out, cursing: "Evil capitalism, just wait, I will kick you out when the show becomes popular!"
Looking at this dramatic scene, the barrage was full of joy:
[Hahahahahahahahahaha Zhou Xingyan, old devil, you too have today! 】
[I always thought Shi Nian was the bug in this show, but I didn’t expect Ji Yu was the one (sighing in his pocket) It’s good to be rich.]
[Am I the only one still wondering about what the two of them said in a sneaky way just now? 】
[You are not alone! Based on my many years of experience watching suspense dramas, the topic they talked about must be related to Shi Nian. After rounding up, we can draw a conclusion: there is something to commemorate CP! ]
[You are all commemorating me, but I am different. I want to commemorate Shi Yan’s cp. A great director who has committed many evil deeds x a female star who dares to love and hate. What a perfect match! 】
[Just knock randomly, sooner or later you will get a hard bump and your front teeth will chip!]
Not long after, Zhou Xingyan came back carrying a large basket of vegetables.
"There are cabbage, cucumbers, potatoes, tomatoes, eggs, radish and pork in the basket. You can pick any two..."
Before he finished speaking, Ji Yu moved the basket away.
Zhou Xingyan was anxious, "Ji Yu, don't go too far! Can you finish all the dishes?"
"You don't have to worry about it."
Amidst the howling of someone jumping over the wall, Ji Yu walked out of the tent unhurriedly.
The moment he opened the door curtain, he happened to bump into Shi Nian who was returning from carrying bamboo shoots.
It can be seen that she gets along well with the muscular man digging bamboo shoots. The bamboo shoots she carries back are thicker and longer than her legs. They can be called a Rolls Royce of bamboo shoots.
Seeing what was in the other's hand, both of them raised their eyebrows, and then praised in unison: "Your basket of bamboo shoots is pretty good."
"Then, how about a change?" Ji Yu shoved a plastic basket full of ingredients in front of her, extremely generous.
Shi Nian, who had always loved taking advantage, now hugged the extra-large bamboo shoot in her arms like a hen protecting her young:
"You kid, if you want to trick someone, just say it and don't beat around the bush."
How easy it is to make bamboo shoots, just four steps - peel, slice, boil and sprinkle with seasonings.
As for the ingredients in Ji Yu's hands... they are really rich, but also really troublesome to handle.
This is a variety show, not a cooking competition. Why should she cause trouble for herself?
Ji Yu was stunned for a moment, and then he seemed to understand something. He chuckled and said, "You kid, don't be too narrow-minded."
The two entered the kitchen one after another. The program team probably expected that several guests would be crowded in the kitchen to cook at the same time, so the kitchen was made very large, with four stoves installed.
"There's also natural gas, which is good." Shi Nian nodded with satisfaction, "I thought the show crew would be so vicious as to let us burn earthen stoves."
After that, he picked up the kitchen knife and started to peel off the bamboo shoots.
Ji Yu stood aside and watched for a while, seeing that although her movements were a little clumsy, the progress was still smooth, so he turned around and picked out the ingredients with confidence.
A piece of pork, two potatoes, a handful of cabbage, a radish...
As more and more ingredients pile up, netizens become more and more confused.
【What is he going to cook? A Manchu-Han banquet?】
[It doesn’t matter whether it’s a Manchu banquet or a Northeastern stew, I love a man who can cook anyway, so I’ll beat my bald husband to death for something like this!]
[You are handsome, rich, and can cook. Man, you are so perfect. Aren’t you afraid that I will jump 360,000 degrees on the spot, hold 9,999 roses in my hands, and propose to you with a diamond ring in my mouth? 】
Netizens were having a lively discussion when the sound of chopping vegetables made them confused again.
[No? Who taught you to cut vegetables like this? 】
[With such a big piece, are you cooking or making pig food?]
[I take back what I just said, this guy can cook like a hammer.]
Not only netizens, but also Shi Nian, who was concentrating on peeling bamboo shoots, was attracted by his bold chopping action:
"Brother Mudan, are you planning to do...?"
Ji Yu threw the freshly chopped potato pieces into the iron pot, "I can't say, if you have to give it a name, let's call it the Invincible Stew."
"..."
Halfway through the stew of Invincible Universe, the other two groups of CPs came back with the fruits of their labor.
Eggs, lettuce, greens, spinach... and even a big, lively rooster.
The owner of the big rooster, Jiang Wanqiao, sighed in sorrow, "I told you not to, but my mother-in-law insisted on stuffing it into my basket. How should I eat this..."
Shen Yian suggested in a low voice: "Why don't you keep it first?"
"According to my many years of chicken eating experience, this kind of chicken cannot be raised. It will become thinner and thinner as it is raised. It is best to cook it while it is hot. It is just right to pair with my bamboo shoots to make a spring bamboo shoot stewed chicken. It is delicious~"
Zhou Shiyuan, who had returned from digging bamboo shoots, dropped his trophies on the ground, squatted in front of the big rooster and pointed at it.
It didn't matter what he pointed out. His few words made the cock angry.
If the rooster doesn't show off its power, do you think I'm a soft-mouthed duck?
The big rooster that had been huddled at the base of the wall suddenly jumped up, flapped its wings and rushed towards Zhou Shiyuan.
"Woc!"
Zhou Shiyuan screamed and ran away.
However, he was still a step too slow, and the big cock pecked his butt balls accurately and made a 180° rotation.
Along with a miserable scream, the kitchen was completely in chaos.
Xu Sheng tremblingly threw herself into Lu Youchuan's arms, and the two hugged each other and left the kitchen.
Jiang Wanqiao hid in the corner with a bamboo basket on her head.
Shen Yian held the bamboo shoot in his hand and glanced at the rooster's butt several times without daring to make a move.
Ji Yu threw away the spatula and stretched out his long arms, preparing to protect Shi Nian, who was also busy in front of the stove, behind him.
Shi Nian, however, bent down and passed under his arm without hesitation, grabbed the rolling pin and rushed out: