Chapter 168 Don’t let me think it, just you think it
After a brief period of confusion, Shi Nian guessed the reason and felt speechless.
This group of people... just pretend to be fake. At least they took off the straps and pretended to be a little more realistic.
After hesitating for three seconds, she chose to tell lies between turning a blind eye and strongly condemning:
"As you can see, this is a big lobster with a public heart. It knew that guests were coming, so it tied up its weapons in advance to avoid accidentally hurting innocent people. The irons praised its self-sacrifice for others!"
【...Speechless is my mother tongue.】
[If I hadn’t grown a brain, I might have truly believed your lies →_→]
[This wave of props team will deduct big points. It is recommended that they be punished by going to the island to work as fire-burning maids for the big female monkey for three days.]
Then Shi Nian picked up the pomfrets that were in a group meeting on the beach, the clams that were lining up to bask in the sun, and the orchid crabs that had good backs...
She endured all this until she saw two crayfish fighting in a small puddle. She couldn't bear it anymore:
"I'll give you ten minutes and get two more kilograms of crayfish, or I'll ask fans to report you for false propaganda and I'll ban you from the live broadcast room."
The aggrieved voice of the staff sounded outside the camera:
"That's for free when you buy a big lobster. It's 250 yuan to buy one and get two free. There's nothing extra. If you don't want it, you can let it go."
Shi Nian did not embarrass them: "Forget it, the sea water is not suitable for crayfish to survive. For safety reasons, let's put them in the pot."
The lobsters were put into the bucket, and the plastic bucket they brought with them was almost full.
But looking at the meat all over the beach, she couldn't bear to leave at all. After looking around, she stared at Ji Yu's jacket, which looked like it could be worn very well.
"Ji Yu, are you hot?"
Shi Nian bared her teeth and walked towards him with a smile on her face. Her eyes rolled around and she looked like a dog. She almost had "I'm not a good person" carved on her forehead.
Ji Yu looked down at her gaze in confusion, zipper, jacket, belly...abs?
An idea flashed in his mind, and a bold and absurd idea suddenly came to him:
Wouldn't someone want to take advantage of the hot weather to trick him into taking off his clothes and see his abs?
Thinking of the old pervert's speech last night, Ji Yu felt that he had discovered the truth!
But... He turned his head and glanced at the camera that was on not far away, and his ears felt slightly hot:
"Isn't this bad?"
"What's wrong with that?"
Shi Nian was confused. It was not like he was not wearing clothes under the coat:
"Come on, this is a rare opportunity."
As he said that, he started to pull his zipper.
Ji Yu panicked and held down her restless hand, a blush crawling from his cheeks to behind her ears:
"Night! Can I watch it secretly for you at night?"
Shi thought: "???"
Barrage:???
[What shameful things are you going to do behind our backs?]
[Why wait until night? Now! My sister can watch it, but why can’t my sister watch it? 】
[Why does the blue sea become more and more yellow as it gets closer? Why did the guest’s face suddenly turn red? Welcome to today’s explanation. The reporter will answer your questions every hour.]
The two stared at each other for about half a minute. Ji Yu finally realized that he might have misunderstood something. His Adam's apple rolled and he asked in a hoarse voice:
"What do you want to do?"
Shi Nian blinked his eyes, looking innocent:
"Using your coat to carry seafood, what do you think?"
"Don't let me think it, just you think it."
Ji Yu uttered a quote from the boss that made people dig their toes on the ground, took off his jacket with his toes on the ground, stuffed it into her arms, and fled the death scene at the speed of light.
Shi Nian: "..."
Don't guess what a man is thinking. Even if you guess, you won't understand.
With the new container, Shi Nian dug some more clams and picked up many cat's eye snails. He reluctantly left the beach until his pockets, trouser pockets, and hood could no longer hold anything.
She walked in front carrying the bucket, majestic and high-spirited, like a general returning from victory.
Ji Yu followed her with a tied pocket on his coat. He had a bunch of dull hair on his head and a handsome face that was slightly red, making him look like a shy little daughter-in-law.
Zhou Shiyuan, who was waiting under the big banyan tree and was looking forward to it, suddenly realized what he was seeing:
"Okay! No wonder you had to take me with you. It turns out you two went to the beach with someone on your back!"
Shi Nian flicked him a knife:
"You kid, be careful what you say. What does rolling on the beach mean? That means catching the sea!"
Song Xinyou was shouting at the side with a sly look:
"Hey, the big female monkey turned over and turned into a big fierce monkey. It's as good as the thighs I like. It's not bad."
Shi Nian picked up the big shovel with murderous intent:
"Drink some horse urine. You are arrogant. If you mess with me, your life or death will be uncertain. Please tell me clearly, what does it mean for a big female monkey to turn over and become a big fierce monkey? Wasn't I fierce before?"
Song Xinyou raised her hands in surrender: "You are fierce. You have always been fierce. The red-haired brothers in the zoo are not as fierce as you."
"Cut~"
Shi Nian raised his chin, snorted disdainfully, turned around and waved at Ji Yu:
"Let's go, sister will treat you to a seafood dinner today!"
"Then what..."
Zhou Shiyuan came over with a shy face, staring straight at the big lobster in the bucket, and said coquettishly:
"I only said half of what I said just now, and I left the other half unsaid. When you left me to go to the beach, no, to catch the sea, I fell ill. The doctor said that I had a terminal illness and it was incurable.
I can only eat some seafood to relieve the pain.
Sister Nian, I know that you are kind-hearted, gentle and honest, have kind eyebrows and kind eyes, have a beautiful heart, and are the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva..."
Shi Nian made a pause gesture and pointed to the dead branches on the ground:
"Gather branches and make a fire, you know?"
Zhou Shiyuan nodded crazily: "I understand so well!"
Song Xinyou hugged her arm flatteringly:
"What the hell...I haven't even finished what I said."
Before she could open her mouth, Shi Nian handed over the plastic bucket:
"Turn around, turn left, wash the seafood, understand?"
"Understand!"
With the help of his younger brother, Shi Nian was able to relax smoothly. Like a wealthy landlord, he sat down on the mat cross-legged and raised his fingers at Ji Yu with a smile:
"What are you doing standing around? Sit down."
Intuition told Ji Yu that someone had not held in his fart well, but facing that bright smiling face, his legs and feet were not working at all.
He stepped forward, bent his knees and sat beside Shi Nian, opened his thin lips lightly, and struck preemptively:
"Are you asking me what I was thinking about when I was at the beach?"
Shi Nian's eyes shone: "So the answer is?"
"I'll tell you at night, it's not convenient now."
"…Have you ever heard a story?"
"What?"
"Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiaoshuai. He often spoke half-speech and deliberately made people's appetites. One day, he was put in a sack and beaten until his whole body suffered comminuted fractures. He was paralyzed in bed for eighteen years. After his death, his body was stuck to the bed board.
It can’t even be shoveled down.”
Ji Yu chuckled and responded to her:
"Then have you heard another story?
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Xiaomei. She was very curious and would go and join in the fun of everything she saw.
One day an old man pushing a dung truck passed by her door. She took a spoon and insisted on tasting the salt. As a result, she plunged into the dung tank and drowned. The body was not cleaned for three months. "