Chapter 169 I won’t be sleepy if you talk about this
"Man, you are cruel!"
Shi Nian patted his shoulder heavily, stood up, patted the ashes on his butt, and ran to the creek to collect seafood.
In the middle of cleaning up, Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an appeared nearby carrying a pheasant and a bag of wild vegetables.
Shi Nian called them and used steamed cat's eye snails, garlic lobster, stir-fried clams and other dishes as bait, and successfully lured two young men, plus pheasants and some wild vegetables.
A group of people gathered together to cook a luxurious seafood feast. Although the dishes were served on strange-looking plates, the appearance and taste were excellent, especially the plate of spicy crabs, whose aroma spread far and wide.
Xu Sheng spent an afternoon in the forest teaching fans about flora and fauna. On the way, he picked some mushrooms and dug some wild vegetables to prepare a wild vegetable and mushroom soup.
As soon as the mushrooms were taken out of the pot, a wisp of fresh fragrance penetrated into her nostrils with the wind. The fragrance was spicy and spicy, and her stomach, which had not eaten much all day, couldn't bear it and started growling.
Be happy.
Xu Sheng swallowed her saliva hungrily and turned her head to look at the group of cheering people under the banyan tree. The idea of going to have some food flashed through her mind, but she was quickly rejected.
Keeping in mind the inevitable retribution of urine, if she passed by, not only would she not be able to get a meal, but she would probably be ridiculed.
So, just be patient, three days is not too long.
But she obviously underestimated Shi Nian's shamelessness.
After the meal was ready, a group of people, under Shi Nian's command, moved a simple small dining table in front of her.
And it's facing the wind.
For a moment, several aromas came to her at the same time, and the rotten vegetable leaves in the pot suddenly lost their aroma.
At this moment, Nian refused to let her go. He squatted in front of her with the huge lobster in his arms, and while eating the meat, he asked coquettishly:
"Shengsheng, why don't you eat meat? Do you not like it?"
Xu Sheng's veins twitched on his forehead and he glared at her angrily:
"Shi Nian, are you interested?"
"Of course it's interesting. Not only is it interesting, it's also delicious."
Shi Nian took a big bite of shrimp meat, shook his head, and showed an intoxicated expression:
"Hmm~~ The freshly caught prawns are delicious, the meat is elastic and tender, and the garlic flavor is rich, wonderful!"
Zhou Shiyuan hugged a chicken leg and echoed:
"The meat of pheasants is simply better than that of chickens fed on feed. It is leaner and less fatty, and fatter and less greasy. It tastes great!"
[Seize the bamboo shoots, you two have taken all the giant panda’s bamboo shoots.]
[There are conspicuous bags every year, but there are especially many this year. You two should be careful when you go out, and be careful not to get beaten.]
[Xu Sheng, stop holding back, fuck him! I want to see who of you two has the stronger force. If you lose, Mr. Ji will reimburse you for medical expenses!]
Xu Sheng really had the urge to pick up the pot and pour the hot soup on their heads, but doing so obviously did not conform to her character of an elegant academic master. In the end, she could only leave this place of right and wrong angrily.
Chen Jianxing was chewing compressed biscuits and watching the excitement. Seeing that she was so angry that she ran away again, he raised his eyebrows in interest and followed her:
"What's the use of being angry? If you really have the guts to take revenge, you won't be able to fight a fool who only pretends to be crazy, right?"
Xu Sheng was furious. Hearing this, he couldn't bear it anymore and immediately retorted:
"Mr. Chen has been talking about me, but what about you? How are you better than me?"
The monkeys and monkeys who came to Xu Sheng's live broadcast room to watch the show heard this conversation and expressed:
[You two are both good at competing, so what’s the point of fighting? 】
[Chen Jianxing, this man doesn’t look like a good banker (pointing)]
[Ah, yes, yes, the big female monkey is confused. A confused person with more than 6 million fans, how can he compare to you, a mushroom expert who just climbed out of the grave. 】
Xu Sheng was so angry that she was in a good mood. When she was in a good mood, her appetite also improved. Lobster, crab, roast chicken, conch... were all pampered by her.
When you're done, have a bowl of wild vegetable soup to make your belly feel round and happy.
Zhou Shi was far more awesome than her. From the moment he started eating to finishing, he even stuffed the chopped green onion and coriander into his mouth.
Shi Nian looked at his face that was getting slimmer and rounder, and couldn't help but question:
"Are you really losing weight?"
Zhou Shiyuan nodded: "Of course, but my way of losing weight is different from ordinary people. Ordinary people rely on diet and exercise, but I rely on God's will."
Shi Nian: "..."
After dinner, it was almost dark.
At night, the island was dark with no light. In addition, the guests had been tired from running around for a day, so they couldn't take any interesting footage, so they simply let everyone go back to the tent to rest.
But a new problem arose at this time.
There is only one tent for each group of guests, and different groups cannot exchange beds. This means that two people in the same group will either sleep together, or one will sleep in the tent and the other will sleep outdoors.
Shen Yi'an took the initiative to give up the tent to Jiang Wanqiao, spread out a mat and slept outside the tent.
Xu Sheng had already made plans to take turns sleeping in the tent with Chen Jianxing. Unexpectedly, Chen Jianxing suddenly suffered from gentlemanly illness and voluntarily gave up the tent to her.
Two elementary school students, Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou, had a heated argument over the right to use the tent first. In the end, Shi Nian was asked to be the referee, and it took a best-of-three game of rock, paper, scissors before they were willing to give up.
After persuading the primary school students, when Ji Yu returned to his tent, he had already laid out the mattress and put away the sleeping bag.
The two sleeping bags are neatly placed together, and the meaning is obvious.
Shi Nian scratched his face, showing a rare shy expression:
"Isn't this bad?"
There is a man and a woman, they are young, and they are not a couple. If they get excited while sleeping together and the gun goes off, who is responsible?
Ji Yu was spraying insect repellent around the tent. Hearing this, he looked back at her and spoke in a light but strong tone:
"You want to sleep until midnight and be taken away?"
"I don't think so."
"Then follow my arrangements."
"All right."
Even though there was no one around, Shi Nian still acted like a thief, looking around to investigate, and then with lightning speed, he darted into the tent.
Ji Yu, who was watching the whole process: "..."
I was sleeping openly, but I was surprised that she made it look like I was having an affair. I couldn't accept it.
After he finished taking measures to prevent insects and snakes, he put his head into the tent and took a look. The scene in front of him made him laugh again.
Shi Nian wrapped up his sleeping bag tightly and huddled in the corner, lying downright, his body straighter than a zombie that had been dead for thousands of years.
"On weekdays, you either hire bodyguards or male models. You are so arrogant that the earth cannot contain you. Why can't you do it when it's your turn to perform?"
The white light of the flashlight shone directly in front of him, illuminating those peach blossom eyes as bright as bricks.
Shi Nian turned his head away, not daring to look into his eyes. He twisted his clothes with his fingers and muttered softly:
"Please, I am a human being, not a god. Even a hardened person will be tired after a busy day."
"So, do you still want to know the answer?"
Ji Yu asked softly, wondering if it was affected by the night, but that voice sounded particularly alluring.
Shi Nian suddenly turned his head and his voice jumped: