Netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing all over the floor:
[Hahahaha briefs, don’t tell me, they really look like them, and they are striped, which is so fashionable.]
[Hahahahahaha I’m at work, I can’t stop laughing. My boss wants to send me to a mental hospital. Family members, who will accompany me? 】
[Wouldn’t your conscience hurt if you laugh at others like this one by one? Unlike me, who is gifted with a smile, and everyone who sees me praises me for being polite.]
[I have a bold idea to put Zhou Shiyuan and Ji Yu into a group to play with you drawing and guessing. The effect will definitely be explosive.]
When Zhou Xingyan in front of the monitor saw this barrage, his heart moved, and he immediately picked up his big speaker and shouted:
"Dear guests, please note that the next step is the welfare broadcast time.
Designated guests from the lagging group participate in the game. As long as they answer one question correctly, they will receive a gift package of ingredients prepared by the program team.
Ji Yu, Zhou Shiyuan, two guests, are you willing to accept the challenge?"
Zhou Shiyuan jumped three feet high: "Yes! I do!"
After speaking, he rushed to Shi Nian and patted his chest, bursting with confidence, "Sister Nian, wait for me to return in triumph!"
Shi thought: "Haha."
Do you think she believes it?
"I do not want to."
Another client ruthlessly rejected Zhou Xingyan's proposal.
Let him make a fool of himself and heat up the show team?
Don’t even think about it!
Zhou Xingyan did not give up and continued to increase his chips:
"You should think carefully. The program's food package is very rich. It not only includes chicken, fish, meat and eggs, but also a super luxurious unlimited seafood feast!"
Ji Yu raised his eyes and looked directly into the camera:
"Super luxurious, unlimited, luxurious dinner? Zhou Xingyan, it seems that the program team is still too rich."
Threat, this is Chi Guoguo’s threat!
Zhou Xingyan's heart twitched and he almost passed away:
"The mission is cancelled. Next is free time."
Ji Yu looked away from his gloomy gaze and walked toward the kitchen with long legs.
Shi Nian followed closely behind, grinning at him with bared teeth:
"Brother Mudan, I suddenly discovered something very strange."
As soon as Ji Yu saw her cheesy smile, he knew that she hadn't held it in well, but he still asked cooperatively:
"What's weird?"
Shi Nian was possessed by a flatterer: "Your appearance is so strange. You are taller and taller. If I looked like this, I would walk sideways when I go out."
"...You want me to do a task and have a seafood dinner?"
Ji Yu slowly rolled up his sleeves, turned half of his body, and was pulled back by Shi Nian:
"No, a seafood feast is too troublesome...Besides, you have a distinguished status, how dare you bother me?"
"so?"
"So let's cook together. Just use the ingredients you left at lunch, add a bamboo shoot, and stew a pot of cosmic stew. It's simple, convenient, and fast. Even lazy people will be amazed when they see it."
Ji Yu glanced at her and said, "So lazy? Stop being a human being and become a paramecium."
"How do you know that my dream is to be a simple, idle paramecium?"
Shi Nian clasped his hands together and bowed devoutly in front of the camera, "Join the Paramecium Cult. The supreme Paramecium God will bless you to be reincarnated as a Paramecium in your next life, so that you will not have to be tortured by stupid humans, Amen."
"...Don't say I know you when you go out from now on."
Ji Yu said nothing and stepped forward.
"Hey, don't go, don't you think about it again?"
Ji Yu turned around with a calm expression, "Look for tools and dig bamboo shoots."
Digging bamboo shoots?
Shi Nian came back to life in a second, and said with a playful smile: "What tool are you looking for? No need, I will just go to the villagers and ask for one."
Stop by and watch the macho man digging bamboo shoots.
Beautiful~
Ji Yu simply ignored her opinion, picked up the shovel standing in the corner and walked out. When he passed by Shi Nian, he didn't forget to remind him: "Follow me."
Shi Nian sighed: "Oh, Chongchong, my life is miserable~"
Although the bamboo shoots given by the macho man in the morning were big enough, they were a bit old and did not taste good.
Now that I have to do it myself, I naturally have to choose a tender one.
After walking around for a while, Shi Nian chose a big fat bamboo shoot that had just emerged, "Let's go with this one. It's fat and tender, and it's more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies."
"Take it." Ji Yu thrust the shovel in front of her with his backhand.
"?"
Shi Nian was shocked.
I knew he was a dog, but I didn't expect him to be such a dog.
You don’t even put on any pretense in front of the camera, that’s great!
When I ask for help from others, Shi Nian can only suppress the resentment in my heart and pick up the shovel and start working.
The shovel was raised, but before it fell, a big hand reached out and grasped the wooden handle domineeringly.
Ji Yu put the vest he had just taken off into Shi Nian's hand, pulled open the buttons of his shirt at the collarbone, and made a sign of invitation:
"You idle timewalker, you are welcome to the viewing area next door."
Shi Nian showed admiration and said, "You can do it, kid! I am narrow-minded and misjudged the wrong person."
After saying that, he happily handed over the working tools and retreated one meter away.
As soon as he stood still, Ji Yu threw off his arms and started digging bamboo shoots vigorously.
Shi Nian was attracted by the banging sound of digging earth and glanced at it casually, but he couldn't take his eyes away from this glance.
Who would have thought that such a gentle and thin man would be so rich inside after peeling off the outer skin!
Look at the strong muscle lines on his arms, look at his broad shoulders, and look at the looming pectoral muscles under his collarbone... Haha, wow!
The commentator on the barrage had the same reaction as her:
[My mom, this waist, these legs, these collarbones... so handsome that I can crawl around in circles without stopping! Ji Yu, from today on, you are my husband who has never been seen before! Whoever scolds you again, I will tell him
Fight hard!]
[Because I was too fascinated by the variety show, I accidentally fell down and my butt was very painful. But I didn’t say it because I was strong enough. I was just thinking about a question, why are my butts in two halves? Ji Yu
But not my other half?】
[Husband, do you still remember me? I am your wife! (Lying on the side with a rose in his mouth, touching his hair, and ogling) (Accidentally fell out of bed, stopped pretending, rushed up and threw her down)]
"Time to read."
The man who was bending down to dig bamboo shoots suddenly turned around and called out in a low voice.
Shi Nian quickly put away his intoxicated expression, widened his eyes, and asked him seriously: "What are you doing?"
"Take off your glasses for me, I'm sweaty."
As he spoke, Ji Yu shook his head. A drop of sweat fell down his smooth forehead to his eyelashes. A trembling drop of sweat hung on his tail, and was smeared with the transparent lenses of his gold-rimmed glasses.
In the mist, those dark peach blossom eyes were even more charming.
Like a misty forest full of flowers, it is mysterious and beautiful.
Shi Nian's heart trembled with that sweat drop. She was really optimistic. When she gets rich, she will definitely hire a few of these muscular handsome men as bodyguards. If she has nothing to do, she can move out and have a look. They will definitely prolong her life.
"Shi Nian?" Seeing that she didn't respond for a long time, Ji Yu shouted again with a slightly raised tone: "What are you thinking about? Are you so absorbed?"
"I want a bodyguard." Shi Nian took two steps forward, stood in front of him, and said half-jokingly: "Mr. Ji, if your company goes bankrupt one day, remember to come to me and I will hire you as a bodyguard with a high salary.
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Ji Yu lowered his eyes to meet hers, curled his lips, and smiled in his eyes: