The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 18 Shi Nian, don't force me to bury you on the spot
Chapter 18 Shi Nian, don't force me to bury you on the spot
"Why, you don't allow others to have dreams?"
Shi Nian curled his lips to retort, raised his head, and was caught off guard by his bright smiling eyes.
Those beautiful peach blossom eyes were slightly raised, and the pupils were twinkling like thousands of broken stars falling into the Milky Way. They were so beautiful.
Shi Nian swallowed involuntarily and changed her words: "You don't have to be a bodyguard. If you go to KTV, I will order you every day."
Ji Yu narrowed his eyes, and the air around him became a little cooler:
"Shi Nian, don't force me to bury you on the spot."
"It's just a joke, don't be angry."
Shi Nian laughed and laughed, took off the gold-rimmed glasses on his nose at the speed of light, turned around and ran away.
As a result, I ran too fast and didn't look at the road. I accidentally tripped over a newly emerged bamboo shoot and flew out.
"Wow yeah yeah..."
At the critical moment, Shi Nian first sang a Peking Opera piece and then jumped over the wall in a hurry. No, he got wise in his haste and grabbed Ji Yu's clothes and stopped suddenly.
In the end, the car stopped, but the clothes were not saved.
There was only a "sizzle" sound, the shirt tore, the buttons flew off, and the ascetic handsome man turned into a country muscular man.
Shi Nian shook his head, shook off the buttons of his shirt that were stuck to his face, and then opened his eyes. What he saw was several tight, strong and smooth abdominal muscles.
Like a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs that was just out of the pan and still steaming, it waved to her with its enchanting figure, tempting her to commit a crime.
The cameraman skillfully zoomed in on the camera, taking a close-up of Ji Yu's abdominal muscles and Shi Nian's confused and drunken expression, which caused a barrage of screams:
[Ahhhhhhh, Shi Nian, what are you doing standing there in a daze? Rush up and knock him down!]
[I'm the bed, I've already made it, you two, stop dilly-dallying, lie down and do your work, be more intense, I love watching!!!]
[Shi Nian, are you okay? If not, switch to me. I'm ready [色] [色] [lick screen]]
"Does it look good?"
A man's teasing voice sounded above his head.
"!"
When Shi Nian woke up from a dream, she stood up straight and distanced herself from him.
The man pulled off his clothes to cover the scenery in front of him and asked with a smile:
"I'm asking you."
Shi Nian opened and closed his lips, held it in for a long time, and finally used his wit to resolve the embarrassment:
"Okay - look - ah, your smile is so beautiful, like a flower in spring, blowing away all the worries and sorrows..."
"..."
Sure enough, no ivory came out of the dog's mouth, and no human words came out of Shi Nian's mouth.
*
At about 7 o'clock that night, this grand stew feast jointly produced by Shi Nian and Ji Yu came to a perfect end.
How to evaluate it?
There is nothing wrong with it except that it looks a bit like pig food and tastes mediocre.
After the meal, the eight guests gathered in the living room and began a part of most romance dramas: night talk.
However, the program crew obviously wanted to cause trouble, and the topic they chose was very perverted - talking about the exes they had talked about in those years.
Song Xinyou was the first to speak. She sat upright and smiled gently and reservedly: "I'm sorry, I don't have an ex. I just became an adult last year and my parents don't allow puppy love."
After saying that, he turned to look at Xu Sheng who was sitting next to him, "Sister Xu Sheng, right? I often saw news about my sister in gossip magazines when I was in middle school. I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to talk to my sister about this in person. It's really me
An honor.”
Oh, there's a good show to watch!
When Shi Nian was wandering in his thoughts, when he heard these words with rich connotations, he immediately straightened his back, pricked up his ears, and sat down ready to eat the melon.
Jiang Wanqiao next to her was as energetic as she was, with her eyes wide open, for fear of missing the scene of the fight where she was grabbing her hair and pulling her ears.
The barrage was also full of curses:
[Are some cheating women sick? Didn’t Shengsheng just reject your invitation to travel as a companion in the afternoon and then do this at night? Who is disgusting? 】
[I have seen people who bravely pursue love, but I have never seen people who rush to be third parties. I have a partner and don’t want it, but I want to flirt with Lu Shuai. I wonder if Lu Shuai and Sheng Sheng are a couple? 】
[She really wants to partner with Ji Yu. The key is to have a chance. Who dares to stick to Ji Yu’s cold face? 】
[Internet celebrities are Internet celebrities, they will never be on the stage! Shengsheng, let’s ignore this kind of bastard!]
Facing Song Xinyou's unfriendly question, Xu Sheng elegantly flipped her hair and replied with a smile:
"Sister Xinyou is not involved in the entertainment industry, so she may not know that a lot of news in gossip magazines is just based on rumors. I can't believe it.
I would also like to talk about this topic, but I’m sorry, my personal experience doesn’t allow me to say more.”
This is what denial means in disguise.
Lu Youchuan also jumped in to explain to her: "Shengsheng is the most dedicated actor I have ever worked with. On the set, she usually only talks about work and nothing else.
It’s not like some people who treat acting as a child’s play and don’t want to improve their business and focus on the love between their children.”
[That’s it, that’s it! Lu Youchuan, you really love me. You will jump out whenever your wife is bullied. You don’t want to see your wife suffer the slightest injustice, right? 】
[Oh my god, it’s too sweet, it’s too sweet... Wuwuwu, please lock this young couple up immediately, I’ll swallow the key, Yishengyou will never even think about it in your life!]
[The cp is paused. What I am more concerned about is who are some of the people Lu Youchuan is talking about. The small bench is in place. Is there anyone who can hand me over? 】
Some people themselves - Shi Nian, are full of question marks at this moment.
The legs of his seventh uncle and his fourth aunt!
She can't live without beating around the bush and scolding her, right?
"Are you all done? When you're done, let me do the talking!"
Shi Nian slapped the empty potato chip bag he had just finished eating on the table, his anger dropped from his pubic area, and he yelled:
"You don't have an ex, but I do! Not only do I have an ex, but my ex is not an ordinary person!"
Zhou Shiyuan, who was eating melon leisurely on the side, became interested and stepped forward to ask: "Then who is he?
President of country m? Or prince of king x?”
Shi Nian shook his head, showing an extremely sad expression:
"No, he is not a human, he is a beast!"
Lu Youchuan's expression changed, and he kept winking at Shi Nian while avoiding the camera. The meaning was obvious: Please speak calmly.
But Shi Nian turned a blind eye to his hint and continued to cover his heart and said:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. My fiancé, while holding the title of Shi Nian's fiance, is flirting with other women in public. You and I are trampling on my dignity and face."
Trampled by soles of feet.
Do you think this kind of people are beasts?"
Zhou Shiyuan nodded crazily, "More than that, a man with two legs is worse than a beast!"
Jiang Wanqiao thoughtfully handed her a tissue and comforted her: "Nian Nian, don't be sad, it's not worth it for such a scumbag!"
Shi Nian took the tissue, held her soft little hand, and howled even harder:
"Oh, oh, oh, I don't want to feel sad, but that scumbag refuses to let me go... I couldn't bear the humiliation, so I took the initiative to ask him to break off the engagement. What do you think he said?"
"say what?"
"He said: Hey, woman, it's an honor for you to be my fiancée, don't be shameless!"