The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 200 The little flying fish in the river, I am invincible in the world and in the sea
Chapter 200 The little flying fish in the river, I am invincible in the world and in the sea
Shi Nian lifted up his tightly wrapped pure cotton short sleeves, raised his eyes slightly, and smiled wiltedly:
"What about you, are you going to change into your swimsuit or go back to sleep?"
"Change into your swimsuit and practice with you."
Ji Yu threw the empty plastic bag into the trash can, turned around and entered the dressing room. Within a few minutes, he walked out again relaxedly.
The floral shirt, big pants, and big-eyed frog green slippers are completely a copy-paste version of Shi Nian.
"You kid, imitate me?"
Shi Nian squinted his eyes slightly and stared at him over and over again.
Ji Yu calmly straightened his clothes and said slowly:
"Lao Liu bought it. He said this style suits me very well."
Shi Nian: "..."
Coincidentally, Lao Liu arranged this for her.
Obviously, Lao Liu did this on purpose.
She regarded Lao Liu as a humble housekeeper who had the heart to resist but had no courage to resist. She persuaded and comforted him, and boiled several pots of chicken soup alone.
As a result, Lao Liu started playing Infernal Affairs with her, scolded her employer in front of her, and then turned around and helped her employer prepare couple costumes.
Alas, this true sentiment was ultimately misplaced.
Shi Nian sighed, shaking his head extremely hurt and walking towards the staff who were distributing life jackets at the beach.
As soon as she reached the place, a harsh engine sound suddenly came to her ears. She turned her head subconsciously to look, but before her eyes could focus, a huge wave hit her, drenching her from head to toe.
The culprit didn't feel any guilt at all. He stopped his motorcycle, took off his sunglasses, smoothed his hair thinking he was cool and said:
"Hello, Teacher Shi, I am your jet ski instructor. You can call me Master Li, or you can call me by my stage name..."
He bared his big teeth, and his dark skin reflected light under the sunlight, black and shiny, like a smooth black Labrador:
"Water, medium, small, flying, fish~~~"
Shi Nian wiped off the water stains on his face and turned his head to look at the staff expressionlessly:
"Can I apply to change coaches?"
She expected to receive a ruthless rejection, but unexpectedly the staff nodded to her with a smile:
"Dear, it's okay. In order to take care of all the guests, the program team specially invited two coaches. You can choose any one you like."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was another roar of a motorcycle in the distance.
Following the sound, a muscular man was driving a motorcycle, rushing towards the crowd through huge waves.
The snow-white waves slapped his strong muscles, and the thin water splashed freely in the ravines, which was full of tension.
Shi Nian's eyes lit up and he became visibly excited:
"Frog fun! I..."
"What about you?"
Ji Yu suddenly appeared in front of her, with his arms crossed and an interesting smile on his lips, he looked at her quietly, saying nothing, yet it seemed as if he had said everything.
Shi Nian swallowed, silently swallowed the phrase "I want to choose him" and replaced it with——
"I have never seen such a blue sky."
Ji Yu looked up at the blue sky, took the life jacket handed by the staff, and said with a smile:
"Well, it's quite blue."
While talking, the macho coach also arrived at the filming location.
Tall, handsome and with a good figure, this top-notch man instantly becomes the center of attention when he appears.
The photographer knew the taste of this audience very well, so he zoomed in on the muscles and took several close-ups, which caused barrage of screams.
Master Li saw this preference in his eyes, felt sour in his heart, curled his lips, and said in a strange tone:
"Oh, how long can Israel benefit others by doing things to others?"
The macho coach skillfully took out a bright yellow lemon from his trouser pocket, stuffed it into his hand, and said:
"I know you love this. Take it. If you don't have enough, ask me for it."
Master Li continued the yin and yang: "I know you can't accept reality, forget it, I'm kind, so I won't irritate you."
After the two of them greeted each other over tea, they were about to enter the teaching session, but before that, each of the eight guests needed to choose a coach.
Shi Nian said: "The dry election is so boring, why don't you introduce yourself first and show your strength by the way?"
"Of course no problem!"
Master Li seemed to have anticipated this step, and stepped forward immediately, clearing his throat first, and then moving his arms, as if he was going to show off his skills.
Zhou Shiyuan, who was closest to him, cowered and took two steps back for fear of being accidentally injured.
Seeing this, the others also cheered up and prepared themselves for an eye-opening experience.
Then see him——
Standing on tiptoes, he waved his hands to the crowd of people watching in the distance and shouted loudly:
"Big brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, it's your turn to perform!"
The next moment, a loud and loud suona sound was heard from the crowd, which was enough to overturn the spiritual caps of humans and gods.
Shi Nian covered his ears and looked at the source of the sound in shock.
I saw the crowded crowd automatically giving way to a path, and a dark-skinned man strode forward along the path while playing the suona.
Behind him were three equally dark men, each holding a red scroll in their hands.
The four of them walked step by step to Master Li's side with uneven but arrogant steps.
The man playing the suona automatically left the stage, and the other three people walked to the left and right sides of Master Li and behind him.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
The three banners were opened one after another.
The man's powerful voice sounded on the beach, making people's heads buzz:
"Little flying fish on the water in the river!"
"I am invincible in heaven and sea!"
"Hengpi: That's how awesome!"
[Awesome, so awesome! My jaw dropped in shock!]
[As soon as this guy appeared on the scene, I knew he was not simple, but I didn’t expect him to be so different. Cherish the moment. He is still the coach this time we meet, and he will probably become a patient the next time we meet.]
[I feel relieved when everyone is so abnormal. Dean, give me another large intestine sashimi! 】
In the eyes of a group of people who were either shocked or astonished, Master Li bared his teeth again and spoke confidently:
"Every teacher must choose me. I am a little flying fish in the water. I have been a professional coach for twelve years and my quality is guaranteed!"
silence.
Deathly silence.
No one dared to say anything. Zhou Shiyuan, who was closer to him, dragged his stool back two steps.
Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, kind-hearted Shi Nian helped him smooth things over:
"Okay! Master Li introduced it well! But I choose Master Zhao."
Master Li’s smile broke and his heart broke:
"Teacher Shi, I am your fan! Others can dislike me because of my appearance, but you can't. I will be so sad that I will never be able to heal it for the rest of my life!"
Shi Nian also dragged the stool a few steps back:
"Why are you my only fan? Don't blame me for the sake of performance without conscience."
Master Li explains everything with facts:
"On March 15th a year ago, Arbor Day, you posted your first Weibo post. The content of your Weibo post was:
Let me think about how I should make a shining debut today so that you can remember me as such a shining person.
I sent you a private message: Add a friend so that we can contact you more easily when we elope. You told me to get lost, do you remember?"