The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 201 You can lose the game, but your position will never fall!
Chapter 201 You can lose the game, but your position will never fall!
Of course she couldn't remember what happened so long ago.
But the time and content of the first Weibo post cannot be lied about. Master Li, who is in a very nervous state, seems to be her fan...
Netizens also immediately went to Shi Nian's Weibo to investigate and collect evidence, and their laughter became even louder when they came back.
[I just said how could a normal person come up with such an explosive way of introducing themselves? If it was a monkey family, everything would make sense.]
[A hug, brother Heitan, I didn’t know you were my brother just now, so I said a few words that hurt you, please bear with me, you may hurt me later.]
[Big female monkey, don’t be picky among your family members, choose him. It’s not easy for Brother Heitan to brush his teeth so white. 】
"Master Li."
Shi Nian had a kind face and tried to influence him with words:
"I am your idol, not your enemy, do you understand?"
Master Li spoke sincerely: "Teacher Shi, believe me, I will definitely make you get first place!"
I thought about it for a while: "I believe you are a ghost."
It’s strange that this kind of mental state can teach the best!
At this time, the macho Master Zhao, who had been standing by and said nothing, snorted coldly and said:
"As expected, crazy people like to get together."
Master Li immediately retorted:
"Ah, yes, yes, we are all madmen. You are the only one who can do it. Why can't I kill you?"
Shi Nian winked at him in confusion: What's going on?
Forget about scolding her fans, why did she also get scolded?
Master Li was filled with indignation: "He is Xu Sheng's crazy fan!"
A few simple words instantly turned the handsome guy who looked particularly pleasing to the eye into a pimple-covered toad.
"Master Li, this is your fault."
Shi Nian stood up, patted his shoulder, and said seriously under his blank gaze:
"It's not easy for someone who is blind to work as a coach to make money. You, a person with sound limbs and normal outlook on life, can't you let him do it?"
Master Li nodded repeatedly: "Teacher Shi taught me that because of his blindness, I will no longer be as knowledgeable as him... What do you say about choosing a coach?"
Shi Nian really wanted to say: "Can I choose neither?"
But facing his expectant little eyes, I couldn't bear to refuse. I nodded as if I was dead and said:
"It's just you."
You can lose the game, but your position will never fall!
We must unite when facing the enemy. This is her life creed.
With her taking the lead, other guests also made their choices quickly.
Ji Yu chose Master Li without hesitation. Song Xinyou and Zhou Shiyuan struggled for a while but also chose Master Li. The substitute staff member was a fan of Zhou Shiyuan, so naturally he had to firmly follow his idol.
Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an said that it would be more lively with more people, so they also chose to study with Master Li. Among the eight guests, only Lu Ming chose Master Zhao with a happy face.
By the time the guests finished making their choices, Master Li was already bursting into tears. He held his cell phone with trembling hands and couldn't wait to share the good news with his wife:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, honey, they chose me, many, many people chose me! I said that self-introduction is useful, but you still don't believe it... I won't tell you anymore, little Feiyu, I want to shine.
!”
Zhou Shiyuan, who accidentally overheard this conversation, asked Shi Nian in a low voice:
"Sister Nian, is this guy reliable? Why do I feel like he's a little confused?"
Does everyone's choice of him have anything to do with that explosive self-introduction?
Shi Nian gave him a perfunctory fake smile:
"It's okay, you are more confused than him."
Although Master Li seems confused and unreliable, he is quite serious about teaching.
First, he took out a hand-drawn structural diagram of a jet ski and introduced the functions and usage of each button and knob.
The explanations are very detailed, but the pictures are too abstract for normal people to understand.
Then he took out a stack of safety knowledge manuals, and started talking from the first to the twentieth, which made Ji Yu, who was already sleepy, fall asleep.
After an hour-long explanation of theoretical knowledge, Lu Mingdu walked eight times along the coast under the guidance of Master Zhao. Shi Nian and others finally touched their own jet ski.
But at this time, Master Li was still uneasy and insisted that they line up to receive one-on-one practical instruction, focusing on playing steadily and steadily.
With such a fan at the stall, Shi Nian had no choice but to drag over a large box of snacks for everyone to eat while they waited, and even took the initiative to put himself at the end to practice.
So it was almost noon when it was her turn to play, and the fireball-like sun hung overhead, evaporating all her remaining patience.
"Little flying fish on the water, remember what you said, if you don't get first place, I will beat you into a little salted fish on the water."
Master Li grinned and revealed a sinister and cunning smile:
"To tell you the truth, I only teach them basic techniques so that they can run the entire race smoothly. As for where they finish, it all depends on their talent and personal understanding. But what I want to teach you next..."
He straightened his chest and looked proud, his white front teeth shining brightly in the sun:
"It is a unique skill that guarantees you will be the best in the competition and win the first place!"
Good guy! What a good guy!
Shi Nian's eyes changed when she looked at him. He was indeed her fan. His intelligence and scheming were unmatched by anyone!
"Master Li, I really saw you right! Teach me well and let's leave our contact information later."
Master Li shyly grabbed the corner of his clothes and said in a low voice:
"Isn't this... bad? I'm already married. I can't run away with other girls, not even idols."
Shi Nian rolled his eyes at him, "What are you thinking about? I have something very important to ask for your help."
"Oh, okay, I'll add you on WeChat after practice."
Master Li put away his shy expression and turned sideways to make way for her:
"Teacher Shi, come on, let me take you to experience the joy of flying on the water!"
…
Half an hour later, Shi Nian rushed off the motorcycle and said:
"yue~~"
It's not that she is too fragile, but that crazy Master Li is too wild!
Really, she wouldn’t even dare to be so wild when driving QQ Speedy.
The beginning is a 360-degree turn, followed by drifting, spinning and jumping without stopping for a moment.
Shi Nian felt like a pack of dry noodles, only the outermost plastic packaging was good, and the heart, liver, intestines and lungs inside had been ravaged into dregs.
What evil had she committed to deserve such inhuman torture!
"I won't learn anymore! I won't learn anymore!"
It’s okay not to take this first step!
Master Li persisted in persuading her: "Teacher Shi, why don't you think about it again? You have learned everything and suffered the consequences. Wouldn't it be a shame to give up now?"
Shi Nian glared at him with resentful eyes: "You said the same thing fifteen minutes ago."
Master Li scratched his head and wanted to give a few more words of advice, when another voice intervened:
"If people say you don't want to learn, don't try to persuade me. After watching so many episodes of the show, don't you understand? What else can your teacher Shi do besides being a good talker?"