During the drawing of lots, Zhou Shiyuan gave the responsibility of drawing lots to Shi Nian with a wink, and said respectfully: "Sister Nian, you are lucky, come on."
Regarding this kind of luck-based thing, Shi Nian didn't bother to worry about it at all and just grabbed it casually.
The note was opened and two large characters were printed on it: Moyu.
Very good, she likes it.
There is no other reason, I just like these two words.
But she soon paid the price for this impulsive love.
Imaginary mission location: beautiful mountains and clear waters, with singing birds;
The actual mission location: rotten ditches, smelly water, and a desolate place.
The most heartbreaking thing is that there is a vicious dog lying across the field, blocking the road. If the dog bites a few times, it will probably kill him on the spot.
A group of people stood at the intersection and looked at each other, but no one dared to step forward to clear the way.
The cameraman who was originally walking at the front to take the scene, with his majestic figure of 1.8 meters tall and 180 pounds in weight, hid at the end of the line, his unshaven face full of fear.
The two sides were in a stalemate for about three minutes. Zhou Shiyuan mustered up the courage to stand up and said, "Let me try. I have two dogs at home and I am more experienced."
Shi Nian paid his sincere respect to him, "Comrade Zhou Shiyuan, the organization will remember the sacrifice you made today, and as compensation, we will definitely serve you a luxurious meal in the future."
The cake was big and round. Zhou Shiyuan was very happy when he heard it, and his eyes lit up a few degrees.
Ji Yu looked at the two of them looking unreliable and tried to persuade them, but before he could open his mouth, Zhou Shiyuan had already started to take action——
The horse stepped forward, eyes widened, took a deep breath, and assumed a posture of swallowing up mountains and rivers.
Just when everyone thought he was going to fight to the death with the vicious dog and were secretly frightened, he suddenly bared his teeth and the dog barked.
It's a real dog barking.
"Ooooh woof woof! woof woof! woof woof woof!"
It's so fierce.
The vicious dog was so frightened that it kept backing up with its tail between its legs, its black eyes widening as if it had seen a ghost.
Ji Yu: "..."
Shi Nian: "..."
Barrage:
[Xiao Hei: I am not a real person, but you are a real dog.]
[The black dog ran home in panic and told its mother: Mom, I almost couldn’t come back today. A fierce man blocked my way and wanted to bite me to death!]
[Zhou Shiyuan, can we be a little normal? Is there really no one you care about in this world? 】
[I regret to inform you that I officially lost my fandom at 16:27:39 on April 29, 2023. There is no other reason, mainly because I can’t afford to lose this person.]
Zhou Shiyuan's shouting was so addictive that Xiao Hei ran dozens of meters away. He was still shouting with his butt sticking out, causing nearby villagers to crane their necks to watch the fun.
Ji Yu couldn't stand it anymore, so he grabbed him and said, "That's it, do you really think you are a dog?"
Zhou Shiyuan licked his lips and proudly asked Shi Nian for credit: "Sister Nian, how about my move?"
Shi Nian gave him a thumbs up, "Six."
When the danger was over, the four of them put on their waders and jumped into the fish pond one by one.
The water in the pond was not deep, just up to my thighs, but the silt was so deep that every time I lifted my legs, I felt like there were ten water ghosts dragging me back, making it extremely difficult to move.
Therefore, the four people went into the water for ten minutes and only moved a few steps, without even catching a small fry.
The house leaked and it rained all night.
The vicious dog that was scared away by Zhou Shiyuan just now is back, come as soon as it comes, and it also brought two equally vicious dogs with it.
The three dogs cleared the way and came menacingly.
The cameraman, who was 1.8 meters tall and strong, was so frightened that he jumped up the tree with a roar. His movements were so agile that even the monkeys called him "dad" when they saw him.
Song Xinyou, who was closest to the river bank, was also frightened and screamed. Now she didn't mind the difficulty of walking. She jumped into the middle of the pond in a few steps, danced her arms and crawled straight into Ji Yu's arms. She even yelled when she wasn't paying attention.
Out came the soprano:
"Mr. Ji~brother~save me!"
When Ji realized something was wrong, he turned around and ran away. Before he could take a step forward, he ran into Shi Nian who was also avoiding the vicious dog.
It is not stable to stand in the mud, and the two of them will definitely fall if they collide like this.
The moment his body tilted, Ji Yu grabbed Shi Nian's arm by instinct, only to hear a loud "pop" sound, and both of them fell into the pond.
There are no accidental kisses in idol dramas, nor are there romantic glances in romance novels that can quickly heat up feelings.
Ji Yu just sat down in the mud in such a state of embarrassment. He was so welded to death that he couldn't even get up.
Shi Nian bumped into his chest, knocking him hard
With a "g" sound, one's chest hurt so much that he wanted to vomit blood, and the other covered his head with stars in his eyes.
Zhou Shiyuan and the staff who were not far away rushed to provide support. Just as everyone was about to arrive at the scene, Shi Nian, who was flopping and struggling wildly in the water, suddenly screamed:
"I'm knocking! Fish, I touched the fish!"
Zhou Shiyuan was so excited that his voice changed the tone: "Where is it? Where is the fish?"
"I have it in my hand, but it seems a bit small..."
Halfway through the words, Shi Nian suddenly lost his voice like a goose being grabbed by the throat.
Something doesn't seem right about this fish.
It's soft...it doesn't feel right.
Looking up, Ji Yuzheng stared at her with burning eyes, his face was as dark as if ink had been splashed on it.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also noticed something unusual about the two of them, and the comments were as lively as the Chinese New Year.
[This posture, this position, Shi Nian, are you sure you are catching a fish?]
【You don’t say so, right? I don’t say either.】
[A person with a heart sees everything as dirty—even myself.]
[It shouldn’t be. Based on my excellent experience in recognizing people, Ji Yu’s face is very fierce at first glance. How about a small one? 】
[The person in front of you, don’t leave yet and start talking!]
Shi Nian's little mind went blank for three seconds. She didn't have time to think too much. The back of her hand felt cold, and a palm-sized crucian carp swam past her.
This provocative behavior of Chi Guoguo makes people's blood boil.
"Yo, you boy!"
Shi Nian immediately changed direction and pounced on the crucian carp.
On the other side, Zhou Shiyuan also came over with a net bag to support.
The two of them attacked from both sides and moved quickly and fiercely. They were about to catch the crucian carp in the net. At the critical moment, a strong figure suddenly fell from the sky.
Two dog paddles and a dive, before a group of people could figure out what was going on, the vicious dog that had previously confronted Zhou Shiyuan came ashore with the crucian carp in its mouth.
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Shi Nian's eyes widened into two: "This...is there still heavenly principles and royal laws?"
Zhou Shiyuan nodded in agreement: "This is simply unacceptable!"
But something even more extreme is yet to come.
After the vicious dog came ashore, he threw the crucian carp in his mouth into the grass, bared his fangs and rushed into the water, barking at the confused Zhou Shiyuan. In the process, he even scratched the ground a few times with his claws. He was so arrogant!
Zhou Shiyuan clenched his fists angrily, "Is it provoking me?"
Shi Nian shook his head and continued quietly: "It is saying that you are relying on defense and wants to bury you in the soil... Zhou Shiyuan, can you bear this? Get up quickly and catch it a hundred fish to prove yourself.