The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 23 Li Bai is about to go on a boat, I say you can do it, you can do it
Chapter 23 Li Bai is about to go on a boat, I say you can do it, you can do it
Zhou Shiyuan struggled to move his legs welded in the mud, raised his head, bared his teeth, and showed an awkward yet polite smile:
"Hehe... Although I really want to do as you say, my strength doesn't seem to allow it."
Shi Nian cheered for him: "Li Bai is about to go on a boat. If I say you can do it, you can do it! Comrade Xiao Zhou, please be brave. You can't even compare with a dog. How can you still hang out on the road in the future?"
These words successfully deceived Zhou Shiyuan.
For the sake of dignity and face, he risked his life!
Perhaps it was his luck that Zhou Shiyuan picked up two palm-sized crucian carps with his net bag.
"Oh, you kid, you are very lucky!"
Shi Nian was surprised, clapped his hands in an extremely grandiose manner, and then turned around to fan the flames of the vicious dog:
"Did you see that he caught two fish in one move? How can you compare with him because you only know how to cut things halfway?"
"Woof woof, woof woof woof!"
The vicious dogs barked.
As for what she was barking about - Shi Nian couldn't understand, but that didn't stop her from talking nonsense:
"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry. If you are really in a hurry, you can learn from Zhou Shiyuan and go down to the river to catch a few fish to prove your strength.
I see that you look like a dog and have a high IQ, so you should be able to understand me, right?"
"Woof woof woof, woof woof!"
The vicious dog continued to bark.
I don’t understand what it means specifically.
But you can guess from its ferocious expression that it was scolding quite dirty.
Shi Nian waved his hand, and was about to say that he would not catch it, when the vicious dog suddenly plunged into the pond, and another fierce dog pounced on the food, intercepting the crucian carp that Zhou Shiyuan was interested in.
【???Dig, is it really good? Should I praise this dog for its high IQ, or should I praise him for studying foreign languages well???】
[Shi Nian, I have misunderstood you all this time. It turns out that the big female monkey is really just a nickname, and the dog is your true identity, so what should we call ourselves? Team Paw Patrol? (Discover the truth) (Cover your mouth No)
Dare to believe) (Crying with great enlightenment)]
[After finishing the PUA, I went to the CPU, even the dog was not spared. This wave of operations...capitalists will cry when they see it.]
"You are indeed a good dog. I saw you right!"
Shi Nian made a 6 sign to it, climbed onto the shore smoothly, and started the happy onlooker mode.
Two meters away, Ji Yu was sitting slumped beside the water plants, cleaning the mud from his body. His thin lips were slightly pursed, and the lines on his face were very tight. There were a few big words written on his forehead: I am very unhappy now.
Shi Nian conveniently threw the crucian carp that the vicious dog had left on the shore into the bucket, and walked up to talk to him: "Brother Mudan, is there anything wrong with your... thing?"
Ji Yu's dark eyes glanced away from the camera, and he clenched his thumb on the side of his trousers so hard that he almost tore his waders to pieces.
"What do you think?"
He tilted his head and asked, his eyes burning.
Shi Nian felt guilty, "I think it's better to go to the hospital and take a chest X-ray to check. My head is very strong, and it will be bad if I hit you and cause internal injuries."
"..."
After a moment of silence, Ji Yu curled his lips and raised his hand at her, "Shi Nian, come here."
Shi Nian saw that he hadn't held in his fart well, so he crossed his arms warily and took a step back, "What are you doing?"
"Try how strong your head is."
Ji Yu suddenly raised his hand, raised his middle finger and struck her on the forehead.
"Eh~" Shi Nian nimbly dodged to the side to avoid his sneak attack, narrowed his eyes and smiled wildly, "Haha, it didn't hit!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he tilted his body and slid into the water in the awkward posture of reversing the car into the garage, and landed right on the mouth of the vicious dog.
The vicious dog bared its teeth and let out a low growl. There was only about 2 centimeters between the white teeth and her thigh.
Oh, it's over now!
Shi Nian closed her eyes in despair. At that moment, a series of questions flashed through her mind:
Is being bitten by a dog while recording a show considered a work-related injury?
If it is considered a work-related injury, how much compensation should she ask Zhou Xingyan to pay?
If Zhou Xingyan defaults on her debt, how should she defend her rights?
Should we directly dial 12333 for labor arbitration, or should we go to Weibo to fight a public opinion war?
Just as she was struggling, a big hand suddenly stretched out from the side and pulled her out of the mud.
"What are you doing sitting around? Reciting sutras?"
When Shi Nian opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Ji Yu's handsome and confused face, and the expected pain did not appear.
When I turned around, I saw that the vicious dog was holding a big carp in its mouth and swinging its tail happily, whirring, and a shiny black tail suddenly turned into a propeller.
Harmful!
It turned out to be catching fish.
Shi Nian exhaled and shook his head, pretending to be mysterious: "I, Chongchong, was thinking about life just now."
"Then what did you think about?"
Shi Nian smiled slightly, "North of Gushan Temple and west of Jiating, I really want to eat fried chicken. Brother Mudan, why don't we take action and eat fried chicken after finishing this big thing?"
"Not bad, very thoughtful."
Ji Yu gave her an approving look, picked up the net bag thrown on the shore, and raised his eyebrows, "I'll catch the fish, you carry the bucket and follow."
"Okay~"
*
An hour later, the fishing mission ended successfully.
The cameraman specially zoomed in to show the fruits of the labor of each guest: Shi Nian and Ji Yu cooperated to fish a large bucket, Zhou Shiyuan fished half a bucket alone, Song Xinyou... there was no collapse.
Song Xinyou felt very sorry for this result: "Teachers, I'm sorry, I'm a little afraid of water... Next time, if there are any tasks next time, I will definitely do more to make up for it."
"No, no, no, we're all guests on the same show, how can we be so outspoken?" Shi Nian waved his hands crazily.
Faced with her sudden kindness, Song Xinyou was very surprised. After being stunned, she squeezed out a smile and was about to say thank you, when Shi Nian spoke again:
"It's better to choose a day than to hit it. Just make up for it today.
I have thought about how to make up for it. I will go to the program team to borrow a speaker later. You can stand at the door of the market and shout, using the posture of squeaking in the water just now. The louder the shout, the better.
That's the thing in business, the louder you shout, the more excited the customers will be."
After saying that, she asked thoughtfully: "Sister Xinyou, you don't have any phobia, right?"
Song Xinyou's face fell, her lips twitched, and after a long while she said, "Okay."
After the division of labor was completed, the group put away their tools and set off for the vegetable market a few kilometers away.
Before leaving, the cameraman who jumped over the tree weakly raised his hand: "What to do with these fish? The program team spent a lot of money to buy them. It's a pity to lose them."
On the river bank far away from him, many fish were lost in various directions. The evil dog Xiao Hei and his two little brothers were guarding the fish, wagging their tail majestically, like a general returning from victory.
Ji Yu glanced at him, "Then you go and fight with it?"
"ha?"
"If you win the fight and get the fish back, we all thank you; if you don't win, it doesn't matter, we will help you fight..."
Shi Nian quickly stopped him from speaking out: "Brother Mudan, you can't do it!"