"Sister Nian, what does Comrade Lao Ji mean by this?"
Zhou Shiyuan was confused, covered his mouth and whispered to Shi Nian.
After some careful analysis, Shi Nian answered confidently: "Comrade Lao Ji may be like you, he has low self-esteem and feels that he is not worthy of old sister Xinyou, and he wants her to take another look."
This conversation reached Ji Yu's ears word for word.
The man who looked calm just now changed his face in a second, clenched his back teeth, looked at the two of them with a smile, and said:
"If you are so good at reading comprehension, you must have failed primary school Chinese every time, right?"
Shi Nian gritted his teeth and smiled honestly, "I'm sorry to disappoint you. I took a partial subject in junior high school and got three figures in Chinese every time."
Ji Yu looked her up and down and said, "Although, I still recommend that you go back to school, pass the liberal arts, and study Chinese in primary school."
Zhou Xingyan, who was squatting outside the venue, rubbed his empty belly and raised his loudspeaker to catch up on the progress: "The next online guest, Ji Yu!"
The video was connected, and a familiar big round face suddenly appeared on the big screen. It was the short-haired sister I mentioned when I first asked the question.
Ji Yu's right eyelid twitched, but it didn't show any trace of it on his face.
On her second appearance, the short-haired girl was obviously much more arrogant than the last time. She slapped the table and took the lead:
"Excuse me, Mr. Ji, is the thing Shi Nian touched in the pond this morning really a fish?"
Ji Yu's face was expressionless: "Repeat the question and don't answer it."
"Then I'll change it." The short-haired girl covered her face and asked in a low voice: "Are you really a bit s.mall? It's about ten packs of spicy strips. Please be polite and answer."
Ji Yu looked at her deeply, his face still expressionless, but there was a fierce aura around him, which made people's scalp numb.
"Your WeChat ID, 15039...what's behind it?"
The short-haired sister was trembling: "You...why do you ask this?"
Ji Yu lowered his eyes and resumed his leisurely posture:
"It is convenient for my private lawyer to investigate and collect evidence."
"!"
The short-haired girl knelt down on the spot, "I'm sorry I was wrong. I'm going to kneel on the durian and slap myself on the ear. Goodbye, Mr. Ji!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he hung up the call at the speed of light.
"Next one." Ji Yu took a sip of water calmly and glanced at someone outside the venue who was secretly trying to cause trouble.
The last person on the line is Lu Youchuan.
Because the glorious deeds of the previous one were too explosive, the discussion of this one is extremely low, with only a few fans jumping up and down to lick their faces.
Lu Youchuan's face didn't look good when he saw the barrage flying at the top of the big screen, but none of them discussed him.
The netizen who was online was not a very timid person. He just asked a random question and the question and answer session that night was considered passed.
The last day is the date day. Each group of CPs must complete the date according to the theme specified by the program. The date location, scene layout, and the required funds are all the responsibility of the person.
In a nutshell: if the program components are not paid out, it will be a lot of nonsense.
The date theme of the first issue is "Spring Outing". Each group of guests can create a romantic and warm spring date according to their own understanding.
After the mission was released, Shi Nian turned his head and glanced at the good CP opposite him who was grinning silly and cheerfully, sighed, and walked towards the bedroom without looking back.
Ji Yu called her from behind: "Should we discuss the allocation of date start-up funds first?"
Shi Nian waved his hands vicissitudes of life: "Go to bed early! Your psychology is very abnormal, your body must be healthy."
"..."
*
date day.
Shi Nian slept until half past eight.
When she finished washing and rushed to the study with instant noodles in her arms, Ji Yu and Zhou Shiyuan had almost eaten.
The scent of egg pancakes and steamed dumplings still lingers faintly in the air.
"You, you..." Shi Nian pointed to the leftovers on the table tremblingly, with tears in his eyes. He was so addicted to drama that he committed crimes as he pleased, "How could you do such a rebellious thing behind my back? Aren't you afraid of bearing the wrath of thunder?"
Ji Yu picked up two plastic bags from nowhere and put them in front of her, "Xiaolongbao, egg pancakes, whatever you like."
Shi Nian's hands continued to tremble, and he asked timidly and prudently: "Can I have both?"
Ji Yu helped her pull out the chair, "Of course."
After finishing the last Xiao Long Bao, at exactly nine o'clock, the live broadcast started. The first hour was the appointment time for purchasing materials, which involved the issue of fund allocation.
The two groups who dug bamboo shoots shared the funds equally. Both parties agreed and said goodbye happily at the entrance of the courtyard.
It’s the fishing group’s turn——
Ji Yu was the first to speak: "Why don't we two groups work together? Sharing the venue and props can save a lot of money."
Zhou Shiyuan clapped his hands and applauded: "As expected of a CEO, he really has a business mind...so can we buy more food?"
"As a human being, you have to have a broad vision and don't just focus on eating." Shi Nian taught him earnestly, "You also have to prepare pots and pans to prevent the program crew from making mistakes and having to eat with your hands."
Listening to the increasingly eccentric discussions among several people, Zhou Xingyan raised his trumpet in despair:
"Attention, today is a romantic date day, not an outing day for elementary school students! Can we go in groups instead of getting together?"
Shi Nian skillfully blocked his ears and said twice: "Refuse to temporarily add rules, refuse to temporarily add rules."
[Hahahaha, big female monkey, you know how to handle the show crew. 】
[Anyway, these two groups of CPs are a mess, and there is nothing to watch if they are separated. It is better to join together and have the four guests compete with each other. At least it can be entertaining. 】
[Previously, I don’t like hearing what you said. Why is Dual Time CP so rotten? They are so sweet, do they match up well? 】
[To commemorate cp is the best, I will raise the banner in commemoration!]
After a brief confrontation, Zhou Xingyan chose to turn a blind eye and let them go.
The fishing team then plotted.
In the end, the four people decided to split up. Zhou Shiyuan and Ji Yu stayed in the small courtyard to grab pots and bowls, while Shi Nian and Song Xinyou went to the vegetable market to buy ingredients on the three-bouncer they borrowed from next door.
Probably because there were no outsiders around, Song Xinyou was extraordinarily quiet along the way. She didn't talk or behave like a monster. She pushed the cart when asked, and carried the chicken when asked.
After Shi Nian competed with the stall owner for several rounds and finally won three tomatoes at a super low price, she finally couldn't hold it in any longer. She leaned into Shi Nian's ear and whispered in his ear: "Shi Nian, who are you planning to establish?"
Assumption?"
Shi Nian tilted his head and looked at her with a shocked expression:
"Have you seen all this?! Didn't I hide it deep enough?"
Song Xinyou wondered about life, "What did I see?"
She has been observing Shi Nian's marketing route for the past two days.
Let's call her a stupid beauty. When it comes to criticizing people, she has a sharp tongue than anyone else.
Let’s just say she is sane in this world, the way she pretends to be crazy and acting stupid is really confusing.