The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 29 The person who has the face to be good to you, but who has no face to control your mouth
Chapter 29 The person who has the face to be good to you, but who has no face to control your mouth
Shi Nian was stunned for three seconds, then swallowed the potato chips hard, looked around, and asked with an embarrassed look:
"Ah...is this allowed to be said?"
Ji Yu, who was sitting at the side, moved his wrist, raised his peach-blossom eyes, and looked at the person beside him with sly eyebrows and stern eyes with interest. There was no look of panic on his face.
But the short-haired sister firmly believed that her judgment was correct, and kept trying: "What can't be said? Big female monkey, you have to be brave and be yourself, and you can't be influenced by the dark forces!"
After a pause, she lowered her voice and added: "If it's really inconvenient to answer, you can also add me on WeChat and we can chat privately. My WeChat account is 15039..."
"Stop!" Shi Nian made a pause gesture, put down the uneaten potato chips, straightened his back, and assumed a heroic sacrifice posture: "I showed my cards, you guessed it right, in the morning,
It’s true that I didn’t catch a fish, in fact, what I caught was a ball of mud!”
The short-haired girl looked confused and had no time to think. Shi Nian suddenly opened her hands, palms upward, and started to perform passionately:
"The mud is smelly, rotten, small and soft, just like my miserable life! Looking back, nothing has been accomplished; looking forward, there is an abyss. It can be summed up in four words: rely on defense.
Originally, I didn't want to face this reality, just like I didn't want to admit that I couldn't catch fish...but you insisted on asking and telling, so I could only cut open this bleeding heart and tell the truth."
She lowered her head to wipe her tears and said in a sincere voice: "So now, are you satisfied?"
The short-haired girl was stunned. For a moment, she sighed deeply, said "I'm sorry," and then proactively cut off the call.
Danmu was moved by this shocking scene and couldn't help but shed two worthless tears.
[Sincerity is always a must-kill skill, wuwuwu, Shi Nian, from now on I am your biological mother. If anyone dares to say anything wrong about you again, I will rush forward and stab him to death!]
[[Crying] [Crying] [Crying] Big female monkey, don’t be too sad, think on the bright side, in fact you don’t have everything, at least you are still poor! 】
[Twenty is not confused, only thirty, and I am stuck in the middle, confused. After listening to Shi Nian's speech, I suddenly understood. There is no need to be hesitant or confused in the future. Let us hold hands and rot and stink in the cesspool.
!]
In addition to the touching encouragement and comfort, there are also a group of people who are very sober:
[Shi Nian’s mouth is a liar, I bet ten packs of spicy strips, there is definitely something fishy about this!]
[Big female monkey, you have changed. When you touch something good, you still refuse to share your feelings with your sisters. Are we not worthy? 】
[I didn’t see how good her acting skills were during the filming. She has a way of pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in variety shows. It’s really disgusting. She opened the door to disgusting. It’s so disgusting.]
[Don’t blame the uneven road if you’re not good. Who can you blame if you don’t achieve anything? Why don’t you blame yourself for your poor acting skills? If I left the industry early and went to sweep the streets, how could I have the nerve to come out and embarrass myself? 】
After answering the question, Shi Nian reached for the potato chips and happened to catch a glimpse of this sentence scrolling across the big screen, and rolled his eyes on the spot:
"You have the nerve to be a good person, but you don't have the nerve to control your mouth. Don't worry about other people's shit and farts all day long. How can others have anything to do with you?"
It's Zhou Shiyuan's turn to connect.
This little guy chewed the hamburger so hard that he bit his lip and his tongue became swollen. He suddenly changed into an Indian accent when he spoke:
"I would like to ask Ni Shi, what do you want to ask me?"
The person on the other side was amused by his funny emphasis and laughed, "Hahahaha, I want to ask Comrade Xiao Zhou, is there ever a moment that made you feel ugly?"
Zhou Shiyuan tilted his head, pretending to be confused, "What are you talking about? I can't hear you... Hey, is the receiver broken?"
The man on the other side continued to laugh wildly and said in a longer tone: "Let me ask you - do you think you are - handsome?"
Zhou Shiyuan instantly entered the state: "In the past few years, everyone has seen Zhou Shiyuan who has always been sunny and happy. Actually, my heart is the same as Shi Nian's, with low self-esteem and sensitivity. So why can I be so optimistic?"
Shi Nian rushed to answer: "Because you are shameless."
Zhou Shiyuan ignored her interruption, raised his head, and said affectionately:
"Because I was born with a handsome face. Every morning when I get up and look at that face in the mirror, I have to remind myself: Brother, you are already so handsome, so don't expect too much.
Therefore, it was my handsomeness that healed my wounded heart. Let us put our hands together and say: Thank you, Zhou Shiyuan, for your handsome face."
Online netizen: "..."
Staff: "..."
Beep, the call was cut off without knowing which party.
The next people to connect are Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yian.
Coincidentally, the people they connected with were both CP fans of Good Night CP. They were singles eating the same bowl of food, and the questions they asked were so similar.
One asked: "What kind of person do you think Shen Yian is?"
Another asked: "If you use three words to describe Jiang Wanqiao, which three words do you think are the most suitable?"
Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yian's answers were also generous.
The former answered: "Teacher Shen is a very talented person and has his own ideas in music; in life, he is more like a simple boy, sunny and clean, he can say whatever he wants, and he is very comfortable to get along with."
The latter replied: "Lovely, innocent and enthusiastic."
【Ah ah ah ah, knock it, knock it!】
[Look at these two people, their noses are noses, their eyes are eyes, and their mouths are mouths. They match so well! Do you really not want to consider getting a certificate? 】
[Mustard is sweet, pee, mark, and we will see you again on the final confession night! 】
Netizens were fighting to death in the live broadcast room, and their crazy shouts to show off their food overshadowed other comments and successfully swept the screen.
So much so that the guest connected later, Song Xinyou, became an existence that no one cared about.
But she didn't panic at all.
As an excellent Internet celebrity, she will create topics by herself:
"Oh my, it looks like a real couple is about to be born on our show. I thought I wouldn't care about this, but I didn't expect that after witnessing the sweetness of others, I feel a little envious~"
The netizen who was online was worried that he couldn't think of a question. When he heard her ask, he immediately jumped up and said: "Sister Xinyou, my question is: so far, are there any male guests on the show that make you excited?"
"It's hard to say this. I can only say that the four male guests on our show are all excellent. As for whether they are interested or not, they still need to get along with each other more in the future."
Even so, her eyes glanced at Ji Yu intentionally or unintentionally, which was full of hints.
Netizens smelled this unusual smell, and started posting barrages, making noises about the two people, and secretly antagonizing each other. It was quite lively.
Ji Yu met her gaze calmly, raised his left hand, raised his middle finger to hold the rim of his glasses, and put on a shallow smile at the corner of his mouth:
"Does Miss Song need a pair of glasses?"
Song Xinyou was stunned, "I have very good eyesight."
Ji Yu put his arm on the edge of the sofa and leaned back with a lazy posture: "Not necessarily, I'd better go to the hospital and see the ophthalmology department for a good check-up.
Remember, it’s best to go to a hospital with mirrors.”