Chapter 60 Woman, stop pretending, I know what you want
That night, Ji Yu lay in bed unable to sleep, so he finally took out his phone and posted a message on a certain red app.
Question: If you like a girl who is very individual and lacks emotional cells, how can you attract her favor?
The Internet has no shortage of night watchmen, and soon several relationship experts jumped out to reply.
Domineering female CEO: I have experience with this. Girls like cold and domineering men the most. You have to show your personality in daily interactions. For example, when she refuses a date invitation, cover her mouth domineeringly and say
One sentence: "Woman, stop pretending, I know you want to."
Ji Yu replied to her: Woman, you can shut up.
Master of the Bamboo Shoot: Don’t listen to the nonsense above. Times are changing. Domineering CEOs are outdated. Girls nowadays prefer boys who are independent and non-clingy. So remember to let her aa when you go out to eat or drink milk tea.
Ji Yu: I just haven’t been in love, it’s not that I don’t have any brains.
Love expert Ronaldinho: If you want to chase a girl, you have to be more proactive, insist on sending her good morning and good night every day, and praise her for her beauty, temperament, and fairy-likeness. If you praise her too much, you will naturally fall in love with her.
Ji Yu stared at this reply and thought for a long time, then hesitantly opened the WeChat dialog box and typed out the words "Good night". He looked at the time and deleted it silently.
When I returned to the post, there were more replies.
Gorgeous Cockroach: Poster, please don’t listen to the nonsense of those scammers upstairs. If you really believe them, you will never find a partner in your life.
Ji Yu: Do you understand?
Gorgeous Cockroach: Of course, chasing girls is a matter of great knowledge and cannot be done randomly. I have a love secret here, the original price is 9999, the current price is only 999, I can teach it to you if necessary.
Ji Yu: I downloaded the anti-fraud app.
Gorgeous Cockroach: Seriously, no tricks, you can try it first and then pay.
Ji Yudian opened Big Cockroach's homepage, and there was a post on it: How to make five million as quickly as possible?
It seems that he is a man who is very short of money and goes crazy.
However, with the attitude of giving it a try, he still clicked on the person's private message: Love secrets?
The other side responded instantly: What stage are you at now?
Ji Yu tilted his head and looked at the moon outside the window. Scenes of his interactions with Shi Nian flashed through his mind, and he sighed slightly: a friend he can talk to.
Gorgeous Cockroach: I understand, I am making a pursuit plan for you.
Gorgeous Cockroach: The first step is to show her your advantages in front of her. If you have a good figure, show off your body. If you have a good face, show off your face. If you have money in your pocket, show off your financial strength. If you don’t have these three things, I suggest you just go ahead and show off your strength.
Go to Mount S in Province H to become a monk.
Ji Yu: Do you have all three?
Gorgeous Big Cockroach: Really? I don’t believe it.
["Beautiful Big Cockroach" withdrew a message]
Gorgeous Cockroach: Then show it slowly. Remember, you should inadvertently reveal your advantages in daily interactions, instead of directly attacking the girl's face, it's too oily!
Ji Yu: I understand.
Gorgeous Cockroach: The second step is to understand the other person’s interests and hobbies, and then adapt to her likes, send gifts, find topics, go on dates, and gradually develop a soul resonance with her.
Ji Yu: I understand.
Gorgeous Cockroach: With your blunt way of chatting, it’s surprising that you can find a partner.
["Beautiful Big Cockroach" withdrew a message]
Gorgeous Big Cockroach: The free content ends here. You can decide whether to purchase paid content based on the actual effect. Mr. Little Star, I wish you good luck.
Ji Yu:Thank you.
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Because she was too busy playing with her mobile phone the day before, Shi Nian slept until 8:50 and didn't wake up until 8:50. The show started at 9:00, and there were only ten minutes left. Not to mention having breakfast, she didn't even have time to put on makeup.
After changing clothes and washing up, I went to the lobby on the first floor. It happened to be 8:58, so I was not late.
Before the sweat on his forehead was wiped off, the cameraman started a new day's work. The live broadcast started. The program team got straight to the point and began to announce the voting results of the four advertisements.
The bloody advertisement jointly created by Shi Nian and Ji Yu, "Did you wear a helmet today?" won the first place with an overwhelming advantage.
Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou's perfunctory version of "Tearing Off the Dog's Head" unexpectedly came in second place, while the most serious youth idol film "Encounter with Romance" was gloriously at the bottom.
Amidst a piece of impassioned music, the staff delivered the much-anticipated mysterious grand prize - a full set of peripherals!
The moment the Green Frog helmet was revealed, Shi Nian's expression instantly changed from (?▽?) to →_→:
"Next time you can just skip this boring part, it's a waste of life."
Zhou Xingyan is already a very mature director. He directly ignored someone's resentment and announced the next task with a smile: the Heartbeat Challenge.
Before the filming of the second episode of the show started, Ai Tan Official Weibo posted a Weibo post titled "Ideless Challenge", soliciting various tasks involving serious illness from the majority of immoral netizens.
After a series of screenings, eight highly operable ones were finally selected. In the form of a lottery, the eight guests were asked to randomly select one and complete the challenge content within the specified time.
The eight tasks are: go to the barber shop to dye only one green hair, stand on the street wearing a frog suit and hug a hundred passers-by, take a taxi to Guangping Alley and greet all the passers-by you meet, go to a haunted house to scare NPCs into tears,
I went to Mixue Bingcheng to buy lemonade. I paid four yuan in different ways. I only bought one fruit of each type in the fruit shop. I sold out a box of sausages at a street stall. I told passers-by about the Legend of Zhen Huan as gossip without being ignored.
Discover.
Shi Nian summarized that these eight tasks can be roughly divided into two types: social terror type and social death type.
One makes people crazy, the other makes people die, both are quite difficult.
She got lucky and got the ultimate social horror task: greeting all passers-by.
In addition, Ji Yu is going to the barber shop to dye his hair green, Zhou Shiyuan is going to wear a frog suit and hug passers-by, Song Xinyou is buying fruits at the fruit shop, Jiang Wanqiao is telling the story of Zhen Huan, Xu Sheng is selling sausages at a stall, and Lu Youchuan is buying lemonade at Mixue Bingcheng.
Shen Yian's haunted house scares NPCs.
Considering that he might have to walk a long way later, Shi Nian planned to go to the kitchen to find something to eat and fill his stomach before setting off.
Disappointingly, the kitchen was empty and there was not even any leftover food.
Just when she was about to leave on an empty stomach, Ji Yu appeared at the kitchen door carrying two large bags of breakfast:
"We eat steamed buns, fried dough sticks, egg pancakes, chive pancakes, and sandwiches, and we drink soy milk, eight-treasure porridge, millet porridge, and milk. What do you want?"
Shi Nian was dumbfounded, "Are you... taking down the breakfast restaurant?"
"It's not to that extent yet."
Ji Yu smiled lightly and pulled out a chair for her, showing his gentlemanly demeanor:
"Come and eat."
Shi Nian weakly took a step back:
"I dare not eat it."
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"You don't have any other hidden missions, do you? For example, you can poison your teammates' waists or poison them..."
Ji Yu's smile gradually collapsed amidst her babble:
"Shi Nian, don't make me throw the bun in your face."