While the two were having breakfast in the restaurant, the other six guests were busy preparing props. By the time they finished eating, the people in the living room had mostly dispersed.
"Brother Peony, I wish you a happy hair dyeing!"
Shi Nian drank the last mouthful of rice-treasure porridge, waved happily to the man opposite him, put on his mask, and went into battle lightly.
Exiting the gate of the villa, you are faced with a spacious asphalt road, lined with trees and flowers, and the environment is excellent.
As expected of a villa area, all the facilities are high-end and classy, even the green trees have been given a big flat cut, but there is only one drawback - the people here are too rich and taxis don't come.
Shi Nian waited by the curb for ten minutes, but he didn't even see a wheel. He could only hint to the cameraman with his eyes:
"Don't you think it's a waste of time to wait like this?"
The cameraman pretended not to understand:
"What? I don't feel anything?"
Shi Nian was too lazy to talk nonsense with him. He turned around and shouted at the small house in the corner of the courtyard: "Director Zhou, we agreed to take a taxi to Guangping Lane. You should arrange a car."
Zhou Xingyan poked his head out of the window and smiled mischievously: "I can't get a taxi. You can just walk over. What a big deal."
Shi Nian doubted life: "Five kilometers, you let me walk?"
"It's good to exercise your body."
Zhou Xingyan shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyebrows, as if he wanted to watch a good show.
At this time, a staff member wearing a frog helmet and riding a small electric donkey passed by the door of the villa. Shi Nian's eyes lit up and he smiled:
"Zhou Xingyan, you are deliberately taking revenge, right? That's good."
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly rushed forward with lightning speed, snatched away the staff's e-mule, and left the cameraman and staff who were still in a state of confusion and left smoothly.
In the camera lens, the figure in a fruit green dress was like a shooting star, flying away in a "whoosh" without giving anyone any time to react.
Zhou Xingyan never expected that this would happen. A carp jumped up from the recliner, patted his thighs and shouted:
"What are you doing standing still? Chase after me!"
Without even thinking, the cameraman picked up the camera and ran wildly in the direction Shi Nian fled.
But how can one with two legs outrun one with two wheels?
Even if he tried his best, all he could capture was an increasingly blurry car silhouette.
Without saying a word, a staff member with strong mobility ran into the garage and drove out the program team's delivery van. The moment he drove out of the villa, he waved to Zhou Xingyan:
"Director Zhou, it's too late to explain, get in the car quickly!"
This absurd plot almost made the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh crazy:
[Hahahahaha. Ever since I watched this show, I haven’t stopped laughing. I laughed so much that my mother wanted to send me to a mental hospital.]
[You can come up with such a method, big female monkey, you are really outrageous and opened the door to the outrageous, outrageous! 】
[I love watching this kind of horse-grabbing plot so much, Zhou Xingyan, just keep doing it and make a hole in the sky, hahahahaha]
[Newcomers, don’t be afraid, the live broadcast room is going on in the love chat reserve session, a chase and escape game. She escapes, he chases, she can’t fly, the same plot, different guests, who will win the final victory?
,let us wait and see!】
[Is there no one who speaks up for the camera guy? Others go to work to make money, but he goes to work to work hard!]
The dedicated cameraman chased Shi Nian down two streets and finally caught up with Shi Nian on a crowded street.
But no matter how much he and Zhou Xingyan screamed while lying by the car window, the other party always remained focused on driving and turned a deaf ear to outside interference.
In the end, Zhou Xingyan became anxious. While waiting for the traffic light, he climbed out of the car window, waved his arms, and tried to snatch away the small e-Donkey key, but Shi Nian moved flexibly to avoid it.
The sneak attack failed, and he surrendered completely, holding his face and saying:
"The most beautiful Ms. Shi Nian in the world, I know I was wrong. Let's get in the car and record the show, okay?"
Shi Nian straightened his back and stared straight ahead with a cold face, refusing to give him a single look:
"If you don't listen or listen to the bastard chanting sutras, I will never forgive you for some mistakes unless you give me a thumbs up."
"..."
Zhou Xingyan looked up to the sky and sighed, despairing in his heart:
"Let's make a condition."
Shi Nian raised his eyelids and spoke in a calm and indifferent tone:
"Do you still remember what I said before the show officially started recording?"
Zhou Xingyan thought for a while and then hesitantly said:
"Send food on time and be less evil. Only good guests are really good?"
Shi Nian looked at him sharply:
"Just tell me if you can do it?"
Zhou Xingyan took a deep breath and nodded vigorously:
"able!"
"Everyone heard it."
Shi Nian glanced at the staff in the car and then looked at the camera:
"If he dares to break his promise in the future, don't be polite, just take out the ancestral keyboard and play it to your heart's content. I generally do not support Internet attacks unless the target of the Internet attacks is not a human being."
Zhou Xingyan took a deep breath again, and his tone became gentle:
"So how do you plan to get there now? Take a van, or take a taxi?"
Shi Nian patted the handlebar and said, "The little electric donkey is pretty good. I'll ride slower. Can you keep up?"
"Okay!" Zhou Xingyan agreed happily and climbed back into the van with relief.
Ten minutes later, the group successfully arrived at the mission location - Guangping Lane.
Guangping Alley is a snack street. Because of the weekends, there are many people and thieves. There are young people queuing up to buy snacks everywhere.
Shi Nian took a look from a distance and felt numb. He shouted to netizens on the spot:
"I have always thought that people who surf the Internet all day long are idiots with no merit. It wasn't until today that I discovered... You are not all good at nothing. At least in terms of causing trouble for others, you have reached the pinnacle."
Netizens also responded positively on the barrage:
[Thank you for the compliment, we will continue to work hard to create more difficulties for you on your love journey. 】
[The big female monkey flies bravely, but the monkey grandson is brave and holds her back!]
[She called me a fool, ah hey, she actually called me a fool! So pampering, I fell for it!]
[This is the first time I have seen a living love brain in my life. I took a screenshot to commemorate it.]
Complaints are complaints, but the task must continue.
Anyway, once she wears a mask, others don’t know what she looks like, so what’s there to be afraid of?
The first person I wanted to say hello to was the old man selling cotton candy at the alley. There were customers lining up in front of other stalls, but there was no one in front of him.
Out of politeness, Shi Nian walked closer and waved to him with a smile:
"Good morning, uncle!"
The uncle was a bit aloof. He lowered his head and acted like a marshmallow bunny the whole time and ignored her.
"..."
Shi Nian pretended that nothing happened, put on a brighter smile, and aimed at the flower seller next to the uncle.
As soon as she raised her hand and before she opened her mouth, the old man selling marshmallows suddenly shouted to her: