Chapter 64 Go to Yan Wangye to register in advance
[You have finally learned the essence of nonsense literature.]
[I learned the same thing. If I go home during the Chinese New Year and meet relatives who are urging me to get married, I will say the same thing. If I don’t have a good life, everyone can’t have a good time either!]
[I really hope that everyone can go crazy together, so that I don’t seem so out of place, but you are all too normal, are you all secretly taking medicine behind my back! Damn it, this world should be full of crazy people!]
[Young, too young! So young, you are rewarded with an opportunity to be buried with me. Now turn on your phone and send a text message to 146 to open the coffin sharing plan with one click. The beds are limited, so book as soon as possible. 】
[I am a woman of contrasts. Although I look a bit abstract on the Internet, in reality I am quiet and elegant, quiet and indifferent, restrained and reserved. I like classical music, reading poetry, Chinese and foreign classics, and I am a perfect little fairy~]
The aunt wrinkled her face, her smile was uglier than crying, she trembled and freed her arms from her clutches, and stuttered:
"Well, my aunt suddenly has a stomachache... I want to go to the toilet. Let's meet again when we are destined."
After saying that, he turned around and ran away.
At this time Ji Yu came back with a bag of mineral water, raised the plastic bag in front of Shi Nian, and spoke in a natural and familiar tone:
“All brands of mineral water are here, just take whatever you like.”
Seeing this, the aunt made a sharp turn and turned back again. She looked at Ji Yu with her eyes wide open and asked curiously:
"Aren't you divorced and raising two children, so you don't have a partner? Who is he?"
Shi Nian chose the coldest one from a lot of mineral water, unscrewed the bottle cap neatly, and smiled at her:
"He, my ex-husband who has little money, is grumpy and stingy, does my aunt have a daughter? Can I introduce him to someone as well?"
The aunt bent over and covered her stomach with an exaggerated expression, "Oh, my stomach hurts even more. No, I have to go."
Ji Yu glanced at her back as she left in a hurry, and asked Shi Nian interestingly:
"Can you explain to me? How did I become your ex-husband who has little money, is grumpy and stingy?"
"This..."
Shi Nian raised his neck and took a sip of saliva, his eyebrows curved and his smile sly:
"It's a long story, so I won't say it anymore."
After saying that, he threw the water bottle into the basket and turned the accelerator to drive away.
Ji Yu quickly grabbed the back seat of the car, took a step forward, and sat directly on it:
"You can go now."
Free driver, grinding teeth every now and then:
"I knew there was no free mineral water in the world."
Ji Yu lowered his eyelids and looked at her long, snow-white neck and small earlobes. A faint smile appeared on his lips unconsciously:
"Of course, I am a capitalist."
The abandoned green-skinned toad, Zhou Shiyuan roared helplessly on the street:
"Hey, don't leave. Are we not good brothers anymore?"
They both looked back at the same time:
"no!"
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When the two returned to the villa, Jiang Wanqiao, who had completed the task first, was telling ghost stories to netizens in the live broadcast room:
"Once upon a time, there was a ghost who liked to go out at night. One day he ate a skewer at a barbecue restaurant and fell in love with it. So he went to the barbecue restaurant on time every day to eat skewers.
Half a year later, he became so fat that he became a ball...so fat that he got stuck in the door between Yin and Yang and could not move."
As soon as he finished speaking, Shi Nian walked in carrying two large bags of barbecue skewers and announced happily:
"Good news, the director is treating us to a barbecue for lunch today!"
Jiang Wanqiao: Is it a coincidence? It's not.
The little sweet girl who was gentle and cute one second, jumped up from the sofa like a mighty man the next second:
"Is there only barbecue? Is there beer? You have to eat barbecue with beer to enjoy it."
"You're right! Barbecue must be paired with beer. Come on, let's go to the supermarket and bring back two boxes!"
When he was drinking, he put the skewers on the table and spoke boldly, pretending to be able to drink two kilograms of liquor.
Jiang Wanqiao stopped her:
"No, you just came back, sit down and rest, I can go by myself!"
As soon as the wine buyer left, Shi Nian immediately ran into the bathroom, sneakily took out his mobile phone, opened the browser, and entered the following content:
What can you drink beforehand to relieve a hangover?
After checking the result, she went straight to the kitchen and rummaged around.
Ji Yu stood at the door of the kitchen and watched for a while. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and reminded her:
"No one usually lives in this house, and it doesn't have many things. You can tell me what you want, and I'll have someone buy it."
Shi Nian stopped rummaging, rubbed his hands, and looked at him shyly:
"Well, I'm thirsty..."
Ji Yu looked confused and turned to look at the dozen or so unopened bottles of mineral water on the table in the living room:
"That's not enough for you to drink?"
Shi Nian rubbed his hands and smiled flatteringly:
"Theoretically, it's enough, but I don't think it's tasteless to just drink water. I also want to drink something that tastes good."
"for example?"
"For example, fragrant milk, and sweet honey water."
Ji Yu looked at her obedient yet timid appearance and raised an eyebrow:
"I understand, give me five minutes."
After that, he took out his cell phone and called the housekeeper.
The housekeeper of the villa is very professional. He said five minutes means five minutes. When the time is up, he leads the two strong men to the villa on time.
The butler in a black suit had a decent smile and a respectful attitude:
"Miss Shi, here is the milk and honey you asked for."
Shi Nian looked at the pile of cardboard boxes in front of him and was dumbfounded:
"you sure?"
The housekeeper smiled and explained: "Since I don't know your taste, I bought three different types of milk for you to choose from: pure milk, yogurt, and modified dairy products. There are three types of honey: acacia nectar, rape nectar, and sunflower honey. You can choose from it.
Which one do you want?"
Shi Nian took a deep breath, suppressed the complex emotions of shock, envy, and jealousy in his heart, looked at Ji Yu eagerly, and spoke in a particularly sincere tone:
"Brother Mudan, please let me know when you and your wife are planning to have a baby."
Ji Yu glanced at her warily:
"What do you want to do?"
Shi Nian held his cheek with one hand and sighed deeply:
"Go to the Lord of Hell and sign up in advance. If you are not lucky in this life, you will not be a rich second generation. You will have to give birth to a good child in the next life."
[Big female monkey, listen to me, you are still young and have to live well. I am eighty-eight years old and will be born soon, so give me the opportunity to be reincarnated into the Ji family. ]
[I won’t compete with you. I’m willing to be their second child. If that doesn’t work, a third child is fine.]
[Big female monkey, you are confused. You have to wait for decades to enjoy happiness by reincarnation, but it is different by marriage. Get the certificate today and realize financial freedom tomorrow. Isn’t it delicious? 】
[Some people are born in Rome, and some people are born as cows and horses. After watching this variety show, I, a little cow and horse, have to be a cow and a horse again! I am so happy!]
After hearing her explosive speech, Ji Yu felt a vein on his forehead:
"Give up, I can't give birth to a daughter as wise as you."
Shi Nian thought very broadly:
"If you can't be a daughter, you can be a dog or a cat. I don't choose."
"..."
Ji Yu grabbed a bottle of milk that had just been opened and put it to her mouth: