The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 63 The face that just went to Kimchi Country, looks young, right?
Chapter 63 The face that just went to Kimchi Country, looks young, right?
Ji Yu pushed the green hair into the camera brother's hand:
"Take it."
After saying that, he straightened his somewhat messy hair, strode forward, and walked near the man and the frog who were arguing.
The ends of the eyes are slightly raised, and the smile at the top of the eyebrows is:
"Are you teasing a green toad in broad daylight?"
When Shi Nian heard the sound, he turned around, his eyes were shining, and he looked like he was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously:
"Where's your green hair?"
Zhou Shiyuan then asked:
"The guy at the barbershop didn't beat you up?"
"Just hope for something better."
Ji Yu glanced at him angrily, tilted his head to meet Shi Bagua's big eyes, and pointed back:
"It's over there."
The staff member raised his orchid fingers, picked up the green hair swaying in the wind, and smiled slightly:
"Here it is."
"..."
Shi Nian was silent for three seconds and shook his head in disappointment:
"It's boring, it's really boring."
"You guys are quite interesting."
Ji Yu stepped forward quickly, helped Zhou Shiyuan lift the frog skin that was about to collapse, and asked:
"Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, what are you doing?"
Shi Nian sighed, her tone changed like an eighty-year-old mother:
"Hey, I just saw him standing on the street for a long time without any movement, so I was trying to think of a way to help him."
Ji Yu raised his eyelids and looked at her with burning eyes:
"What you mean is... taking someone else's frog skin and replacing it with yours?"
"That's not true. As a successor to socialism, I will never do such opportunistic things. It's disgraceful!"
When I thought about it, my chest straightened out and I spoke righteously:
"I just plan to let him peel off the ugly frog skin and expose some strong muscles to attract the attention of the opposite sex."
Ji Yu sneered:
"Are you sure there are only heterosexual frogs?"
Shi Nian’s eyes were firm:
"There are also many female compatriots in the live broadcast room, but I am not there anyway."
"It would be better without you."
Ji Yu took advantage of the trick and grabbed the handle of her little electric donkey and forced it to turn:
"Let him take it off slowly and let's go back."
"Wait a minute!"
Shi Nian dragged his feet to the ground and braked hard:
"I talked too much today and I'm thirsty. I'll go to the supermarket opposite to buy a bottle of water first."
Ji Yu looked up and saw that there was indeed a supermarket called "Xiaohefa" opposite. He let go of his hand and stepped forward:
"Wait, I'll buy it for you."
When someone is running errands, Shi Nian is naturally happy:
"I want iced mineral water, the icer the better."
After sending the person away with a smile, she rode a small electric donkey to Zhou Shiyuan, raised her lips, and was about to continue to educate him on the importance of appearance to a green-skinned frog, when a familiar aunt appeared halfway.
The aunt held her arm, her face smiled like an over-opened chrysanthemum, and her words were comparable to the pea shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, with no chance for anyone to interrupt:
"Girl, how old are you this year? Do you have a partner? If not, my aunt can introduce you to one. My aunt has a son. He is 30 years old and 1.8 meters tall. He is very strong. His grades were very good in elementary school. He even passed the exam.
There are three of you! Why don’t I introduce you two to each other?”
Shi Nian turned his back on her guests, hugged her arms with both hands, and smiled brighter than her:
"Oh, that's great! My sister, I am thirty-eight this year. I am divorced and have two children. I am worried that I can't find a partner. What is your son's WeChat account? Let's add him as a friend and chat first. If we can talk, you will have children and grandchildren.
Has your life become a family?"
The aunt looked at her blankly, as if she had been struck by lightning, with a look of disbelief on her face:
"You are thirty-eight this year? You are divorced and have two children?!"
Shi Nian proudly touched his face and raised his eyebrows at her:
"I just went to Kimchi National Plastic Surgery Clinic to have my face look younger, right?"