Chapter 71 A theme park more suitable for Huaguo babies
Shi Nian lowered his head, pointed at his slightly protruding belly, and looked solemn:
"I want to sleep too, but...it doesn't allow it."
Ji Yu followed the position of her fingers, and his dark eyes flashed with shock, confusion, and sudden emotions in turn, and finally asked with a smile:
"Seafood or potato chips?"
"No, they're the babies of dried fish, little cakes, Wangwang snow cakes, and marshmallows."
Shi Nian reported out a list of snack names, then smacked his lips and showed an expression of endless aftertaste:
"Ah~ so delicious!"
Seeing her shaking her head, Ji Yu couldn't help but laugh. A light fell into her eyes accompanied by the wind, swirling around in her deep pupils, turning into tiny and gentle meteors:
"Let's go, I'll take a walk with you."
Zhou Xingyan was squatting in the corner, holding a rice bowl, staring blankly at the scene of the two walking side by side, and couldn't help but exclaimed:
"I really am the reincarnation of Yue Lao, so awesome!"
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The third day is the date day as usual.
The theme of this date is called "Looking for Childhood". Each group of guests must not only complete the date tasks as required, but also shoot a set of childhood blockbusters during the date.
After the date is over, several sets of photos will be uploaded to the Internet, and netizens will vote for the most popular one, and the owner of this photo will become the rights holder of the next episode.
That is, they have the right to allocate rooms and housework.
The only gratifying thing is that the tough guy on the show finally gave up and allocated 500 yuan in dating funds to each group of guests.
With a huge sum of money in hand, Zhou Shiyuan changed his dejected attitude and became more confident in speaking:
"Sister Nian, why don't we go to the amusement park? Tickets for two are three hundred and fifty, and the remaining one hundred and fifty is for lunch. It's perfect!"
When Ji Yu heard this, he immediately turned his head and stared at him dimly, his tone not very kind:
"Don't you have a partner yourself?"
Zhou Shiyuan swallowed nervously, and suddenly lost his confidence:
"I, don't I think there are more people and it's more lively...and last time we were four people together."
"But don't you think it's bad to keep disobeying the rules of the game?"
Ji Yu looked at him for a moment, his eyes were so serious and upright, until Zhou Shiyuan did not dare to say "no", as if he had committed a heinous crime.
In the end, he chose to compromise: "Then let's split up."
On the barrage, Zhou Shiyuan’s fans collectively covered their faces and sighed:
[People are almost writing "Don't touch my wife" on their faces. You are still here at Makabaka. Zhou Shiyuan, please be more careful! 】
[Watching this show, I am embarrassed to say that I am a fan of Zhou Shiyuan. It is so stupid and embarrassing.]
[Xiaoyuan, hurry up and snatch the big female monkey back! (gloomy growl) (crawl) (split) (walk ashore) (twist) (spasm) (squirm) (attack regardless of target)
(Inflict high elemental damage) (One move ko)】
After getting rid of the little burden, Ji Yu curled his lips in a happy mood, tilted his head and asked:
"Should you make the arrangements for today's itinerary or should I?"
"I've already thought about taking you to a fun place."
Shi Nian turned off his phone, his eyes shining with pride and confidence:
"This place is full of fantasy and romanticism, but also full of innocence. The most important thing is that the tickets are cheap, only twenty yuan, and we can split the remaining money equally."
Ji Yu quickly went through it in his mind, and finally locked on a location - the zoo, with a ticket price of 20, and a sense of innocence. As for whether it was romantic or not, he didn't care.
But if you think about it carefully, it seems a bit romantic for two people to stroll along the tree-lined path, holding carrots and bananas, feeding the giraffes, and teasing the little macaques.
Half an hour later, Ji Yu stood in the crowded crowd and looked up. The words "Journey to the West Theme Park" shone brightly in the sun, making people unable to open their eyes.
There are also children's noises, screams, and cries in my ears, mixed with the familiar melody of the opening song of Journey to the West, which is comparable to a folk gong and drum troupe, deafening.
At this moment, Ji Yu wanted to express his feelings in two words: shocked!
——It is so shocking that it cannot be described in words.
Shi Nian grinned and introduced to him in a high-spirited voice:
"Did you see that Journey to the West Theme Park, a theme park more suitable for Chinese babies, Monkey King, Bajie, White Bone Demon, Black Bear, Dapeng, and Leopard, they have everything you want!"
After hearing her introduction, the netizens in the live broadcast room were all moved:
[This place is not as interesting as that Ni or Valley? I really want to go in and have a look, no kidding!]
[It feels like you will scream when you go in. They are all familiar monsters. They know everyone they meet. By the end of the day, I can hold a bald skin in my hand. 】
[Journey to the West Theme Park already exists, will the Legend of Zhen Huan theme park be far behind? I have thought about all the attractions: Concubine Hua will randomly select a lucky visitor and give him a foot of red, win small gifts by answering lines, and learn from the Empress.
In Mandarin, help Sun Yao and Kuangzu find their lost bellyband.]
Facing her sincere eyes, Ji Yu wanted to laugh, but looking at the endless queue, he couldn't laugh at all:
"The park is very good and there is nothing wrong with it, but do you think we can get in under the current situation?"
Shi Nian stood on tiptoes, stretched his neck and looked around twice. When he saw the recruitment notice hanging in front of the park, he smiled with satisfaction:
"Let's go, I'll take you to have sex for free!"
After Shi Nian talked hard and persistently, the staff finally agreed to let them in as temporary cosplayers for half a day.
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Originally, Shi Nian planned to cosplay a beautiful female seductress, such as a jade rabbit spirit, a fox spirit, etc., and then try to choose a human-like character for Ji Yu.
Unexpectedly, there were not many choices left for them, only two, the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King.
Shi Nian spread his hands and signaled to Ji Yu: "How about you choose first?"
Ji Yu was silent for a second or two, and finally accepted his fate and picked up the costume of King Silver Horn: "Brother, you can be the one."
Shi Nian patted his shoulder generously: "Thank you, second brother!"
After saying that, I picked up the cos suit and put it on.
Soon, a pair of handsome men and women disappeared from the camera, replaced by two sparkling monsters.
The golden one has completely integrated into the character, with a playful smile, a ghostly look on her face, and a windy look when she walks.
The silver one had a straight face, straightened his back, walked forward, and had a firm look in his eyes as if he was about to join the army.
[emmm...It’s hard to comment, I can only wish them success.]
[Ji Yu: It’s bad luck for me to fall in love with such a woman! 】
[I said I was watching Love TV series, but others didn’t believe me. They said I was watching a pirated version of Journey to the West. Family members, can someone explain it to me? 】
[Nonsense, this is obviously the original Journey to the West, also known as the Golden Horned King and Her Domineering Little Husband.]
Under the guidance of the staff, the two monsters successfully passed the checkpoint and entered the park.
As soon as you enter the gate, the steaming mist rushes towards you, and your fairy energy level instantly soars. It feels like you are rushing to the heaven for a peach banquet.