The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 72 I sleep when the house is on fire, and I take pictures when others quarrel
Chapter 72 I sleep when the house is on fire, and I take pictures when others quarrel
Shi Nian pointed to the delicate peach trees by the roadside and boasted crazily: "Look at this configuration and scenery. Isn't it better than the five-cent special effects in a fairy tale drama?"
Ji Yu answered slowly: "The fairy tale drama you are talking about, does that include When Will the Bright Moon Come Out?"
Shi Nian immediately lowered his face and said, "Speak politely and without any personal attacks."
Ji Yu chuckled and teased: "I don't want to attack you personally, but your acting skills first attacked my eyes."
"……goodbye!"
The two of them didn't go far along the main road of the park when they encountered something particularly interesting - a couple quarreling.
According to onlookers' descriptions, the reason for the quarrel was that the young couple encountered a strange-looking monster while playing. The woman said he was a low-end version of the Bull Demon King, and the man said he was the protector of the Bull Demon King.
The two of them tried to persuade each other, but neither one was willing to give in, and then... they started to quarrel in public, and at one point they even wanted to break up.
The monster in question felt deeply guilty and squeezed between the two of them, trying desperately to start a fight and persuade them to make peace, but with little success.
The two of you point at me and I point at you, exposing each other's shortcomings and scolding each other, just like big roosters fighting for food, with high spirits.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were intrigued by the passers-by's wonderful descriptions, and urged Shi Nian and Ji Yu to rush into the crowd to watch.
Shi Nian seized the opportunity to bargain with them: "I can show you a couple quarreling, but you have to vote for my photo after watching it. My sister has offended too many people. If you are not a leader, it will be difficult to survive on this show."
The barrage flashed by quickly.
Shi Nian kept his word and dragged Ji Yu into the sea of people.
The young couple was arguing about the division of housework. The woman put her hands on her hips and the man glared. They were quarreling fiercely.
The little monster was squeezed between the two of them like a sandwich biscuit. His face was obviously expressionless, but if you look closely, you could see that the word despair was densely written all over it.
"Right now, take a group photo for me. Such a meaningful and in-depth photo is a sure win!"
Shi Nian put the phone into Ji Yu's hand, rushed to the scene of the quarrel, found the right angle, and took a perfect photo with one hand with the desperate little monster.
[Big female monkey: A truly strong person never complains about the environment; Little monster: Do you think I can laugh? 】
[When the house is on fire, I sleep. When others quarrel, I take pictures. Big female monkey, how presumptuous you are!]
[They are also working monsters. Some monsters don’t do any work and wander around the park. There are also some monsters who work three jobs at the same time. It’s miserable in one word. I’ll say it twice more.]
After taking the group photo, Shi Nian felt that it was not enough, so he planned to complete the photo-taking task at once while his mind was still clear when he first entered.
So a monster appeared in the park who was not doing his job properly. He was taking pictures with his cell phone wherever he went.
After taking pictures of General Heng Ha who was greeting the guests, he took a picture of the border shepherd who was wearing a battle robe and acting as a barking dog. After taking pictures of the border shepherd, he turned the camera to take pictures of himself.
The surrounding tourists saw that she was having fun taking pictures, and they were too embarrassed to disturb her. They turned their attention to Ji Yu and said, "King Yinjiao, can you take a group photo?"
Ji Yu's lips moved, but before he could open his mouth, the man had already skillfully held his arm and entered the photo-taking mode.
After taking this one, he didn't even change his pose, and another one was taken, and then... he inexplicably became a tourist attraction, and his front was crowded with tourists who wanted to take group photos.
On the other side, Shi Nian was standing on the side of the road taking pictures of the birthday girl sending blessings to tourists. Just as he aimed at the focus, someone suddenly hugged his thigh.
When I lowered my head, I saw that it was a girl with braids that looked up to the sky.
iThe little girl, wearing a small pink skirt, was no taller than her thighs, and she was calling her mother with milky sounds.
Shi thought: "???"
When did she have a baby?
After being stunned for a few seconds, she bent down gracefully, poked the little girl's soft fleshy face, and showed a smile that she thought was gentle:
"Kid, look again, I am your mother?"
The little girl raised her head in confusion, and after seeing clearly her face covered with glittering gold powder, she cried:
"Mom...wuwuwu...I want mommy..."
They were already crying miserably, but then a little boy jumped out and added fuel to the fire, pointing at Shi Nian and saying:
"Your mother was eaten by a monster and will never come back."
When the little girl heard this, she lost control. Even though she was scared to death, she still mustered up the courage to hug Shi Nian's leg and yelled fiercely:
"Monster, give back my mother, give back my mother!"
Shi Nian: "..."
I never thought in my life that I would be blackmailed in this way.
Outrageous!
It’s even more outrageous than the author of a novel earning three and a half yuan from coding in two months!
Tourists passing by were attracted by the little girl's cry, and they gathered around and pointed at her:
"Look at this monster, it scares the children to tears and they don't even know how to comfort them. Where's the morality? Where's the civilization? Where's the professionalism?"
In full view of everyone, Shi Nian took half a step back with trembling shoulders, then squatted down and cried like a little girl:
"Wow, wow, wow... little sister, please stop crying, I really didn't eat your mother, wow, wow... I'm even more pitiful than you, I haven't had a mother since I was a child, I only have one younger brother... my younger brother
What? My younger brother is also missing! Wuwuwu..."
The little girl was so shocked by her cries that she forgot to cry for a moment. She blinked her big, watery eyes blankly, looked left and right, looked up and down, and grabbed the hem of her skirt not knowing what to do.
After a moment, he hesitated and stretched out his chubby paw, wiped her tears, and comforted her softly:
"Don't cry, monsters don't cry. Find your brother. Find your brother."
[Big female monkey, you are still conservative, I thought you were going to suddenly lie down, go crazy, and give everyone present a bite.]
[Little girls are better at coaxing children than you, please reflect on this. 】
[Little girl: This monster is so scary when she cries. I have to coax her away quickly.]
This wave of reverse operations confused the tourists passing by. Seeing that she was really crying, a lady turned around and rushed into the crowd to pick up Ji Yu who was doing business.
"Xiao Jinzi, don't cry, I got your brother back!"
Although Ji Yu, who was summoned halfway, didn't understand the situation, he still instinctively stretched out his hand to help Shi Nian up: "Are you okay?"
Shi Nian shook his head, "It's not gone yet."
The two stood side by side, one was nearly 1.9 meters tall and the other was less than 1.7 meters tall. The difference in size was quite obvious.
The boy who was adding fuel to the fire before looked at the tall and powerful Ji Yu, then looked at the weak and helpless Shi Nian, and started pouring fuel again:
"It's fake. How can a younger brother be taller than an older brother?"
Shi Nian wiped away her tears and smiled at him:
"Do you know why I'm shorter than my brother?"
The boy looked confused: "Why?"
"Because I was as arrogant as you when I was a child. The Jade Emperor thought I was annoying because I talked too much, so he cast a spell on me to prevent me from growing taller."
Shi Nian looked the boy up and down and sneered:
"Little brother, I think you talk a lot. Remember to come and play with me when you don't grow taller. Little Jinzi won't laugh at you."