The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 7 Delivering Meals on Time and Less Being a Demon, Only Good Guests Are Really Good
Chapter 7 Delivering Meals on Time and Less Being a Demon, Only Good Guests Are Really Good
Shi Nian held the knife and opened the private message: No, are you just promoting me like this?
Three seconds later, a string of exclamation marks was sent from the other side, followed by an emoji of a vicious dog staring in shock.
If you keep thinking about it, there will be an echo: If I knock, is it alive?
Shi Nian: Before my lawyer comes, I won’t say a word. Please take care of yourself.
If you keep thinking about it, there will be a response: Don't mention it, I admit that my method of attracting people is a bit extreme, but it is effective. I gained hundreds of thousands of followers in half an hour. Who wouldn't applaud after seeing this?
Shi Nian: Then I still have to thank you?
If you keep thinking about it, there will be a response: No need to thank you. If you are moved, please send me a few signed photos. My address is xxxxxx.
Shi Nian finally figured it out. This guy is a monkey. If you give him a pole, he can fly to the sky.
Originally, after filming the love drama, she could become completely invisible and find a remote and quiet place to live her retirement life.
If the Sky Monkey makes such a fuss, the dream of becoming invisible may be shattered.
When I thought about the possibility of being stopped by a young lady when I was shopping, I said enthusiastically: "Hey, is it Shi Nian? Come and give me a crooked look and make me laugh."
When I thought about it, it was like five thunders hitting my head.
Her reputation in this life was completely ruined!
"Little Heizi, hide better, don't let me catch you!"
Shi Nian said a harsh word and exited the private message interface.
At this time, the program team sent a text message announcing the live interactive ranking of each guest. Thanks to the wealthy aunt, she, who should have been at the bottom, suddenly became the first place.
The instant noodles I just bought are saved.
This is probably called what you lose must be what you gain.
Losing face, but saving instant noodles, it seems to be a good deal.
Shi Nian felt comforted, opened a bag of potato chips, opened a certain game, and started a new round of Lao Liu's journey.
Beautiful~
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"You Must Talk About This Love" is a love travel reality show. The program is divided into six episodes. Each episode will choose an interesting and distinctive location for recording.
The broadcast time of each episode is from 8 am on Friday to 8 pm on Sunday, lasting three days and two nights. The program is broadcast live in full, and the audience can participate in the barrage interaction at any time.
Originally, according to the rules of the program group, guests were required to arrive at the recording location by themselves before recording each episode.
But for the first episode, there was an interview session before the official start of filming. The program team spent a lot of money to send a special car to pick up people from the hotel in advance, and the interview was completed on the way.
The program team did not notify the guests during this segment. When the time came, they directly came to the door with cameras to block people.
The main thing is a truth.
However, some guests had already heard the news from their managers, so they changed their clothes in advance and put on fake make-up, just waiting to show their "real" and beautiful side in front of the camera.
Naturally, Shi Nian is not included in some of these people.
Because she had a video call yesterday, Xie Rong blocked her. Before blocking her, he changed the WeChat comment from "a small vase with a superficial appearance" to "the devil is the devil."
So when the program crew knocked on the hotel room door, Shi Nian, who knew nothing, was wearing a Spongebob housecoat and eating instant noodles - instant noodles with double sausage and double spicy oil.
I was sweating profusely after eating, and my lips were red and swollen. I looked even more enchanting than the sausages that had just come out of the oven and were sprinkled with red oil.
The door opened, and the three faces were confused.
After recovering from the brief shock, Shi Nian looked at the gentle and pleasant interviewing girl standing by the door, then looked at the glasses man carrying the camera, and blurted out:
"Carrying out a sneak attack? Can't you afford it?"
Even before the door opened, the interviewing girl started a live broadcast. After a while, hundreds of thousands of netizens gathered in the live broadcast room to watch the fun.
Shi Nian did not disappoint everyone's expectations, and the barrage burst into laughter as soon as he opened his mouth.
[Hahahahahahaha, it scared the kid and almost knocked over the bowl of instant noodles. The show crew is really bad. I won’t allow it next time. If you really want to take a photo, I’ll take a photo of my sister taking a shower. This way it will be more interesting [sexuality]]
[You boy have a good life, you even add two sausages to your instant noodles! Unlike me, I eat three meals a bowl of instant noodles, add some hot water to the seasoning packet, and make a bowl of soup. 】
[Isn’t it a bit too heavy to eat instant noodles so early in the morning? Unlike me, who is very good at maintaining health, I usually only eat snail noodles with double pickled bamboo shoots and ice cream for breakfast. 】
Of course, among the idiotic speeches, there are also discordant voices:
[Am I the only one who thinks this girl is pretentious? The neighbor said there would be guests preparing breakfast, but here she is eating instant noodles. Is this looking down on people, or is she trying to establish a foodie persona? 】
[Brother, don’t be too outrageous. With her shocking acting skills, what kind of decent character do you think she can create?]
[Everything these days can be used to make money! This girl has no acting skills and no personality. Apart from her good-looking face, what else can she offer? 】
[Listen, listen, are you speaking in human language? Apart from having a prettier face...you should grow one first!]
The lively barrage could not save the interviewing girl. The smile on her face froze for a moment, she took a step back and asked tentatively:
"If it's inconvenient for you, why don't you go back to your room to tidy up first, and I'll knock on the door again in five minutes?"
Shi Nian raised his eyebrows: "Why, your live broadcast room is so advanced, and it also has a delete and replay function?"
"..."
Ten minutes later, Shi Nian finished making instant noodles, changed her clothes, and got into the car while dragging her suitcase full of instant noodles and snacks.
The interviewing girl had adjusted her attitude and handed over the radio equipment with a smile, "Ms. Shi, would you like to say hello to the audience in the live broadcast room? Everyone has been waiting for you for a long time."
Shi Nian turned to look at the camera, waved his hand, and said with a perfunctory fake smile, "Good morning, everyone."
As soon as she finished speaking, a barrage scolding her for her poor acting skills and plastic surgery came into view.
She quickly added: "Except those who scold me."
Just as she finished speaking, another barrage praising her beauty flashed across the screen.
She continued to add: "Praise me twice as much."
The live broadcast room that was lifeless just now became active again because of her arrival.
【Hahaha Shi Nian, you know how to say hello.】
[With this line and this level of proficiency, you will lose to Happy Bean in Landlord, right?]
[Other guests: Fan babies are so cute, kiss them, hug them and hold them high; here: Hello everyone with a perfunctory fake smile, who doesn’t want a super double? Big female monkey, you are so beautiful!]
The interviewing girl automatically ignored her last two sentences and calmly started the interview task:
"Ms. Shi, may I ask why you want to come to our show?"
Shi Nian glanced at her strangely, as if to say: Do you still need to ask this kind of question?
"Because I signed the contract and can't afford the penalty."
The young girl choked up during the interview, "...then what do you want to gain from our program?"
"Reap a handsome reward, the richer the better."
"Do you have anything to say to our program team or director?"
Shi Nian looked forward and said quietly: "Send the food on time and don't act like a monster. It's really good to have good guests."
After a pause, she added: "But I know you can't do it, so treat what I said above as if I didn't say it, and don't ask this question, as you'll get beaten easily."