The girl who was interviewing couldn’t hold back the smile on her lips.
After working in this industry for two years, what guest has she not seen?
But she has never seen anyone like Shi Nian who is so honest that it makes people cry!
She probably wanted to cry but couldn't, but her expression was too ugly. Shi Nian leaned forward and took the initiative to explain: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean anything against you, that's just me.
I hate every line of work I do, but I will curse my mother every time I work three hundred and sixty."
[Hahahahaha... Shi Nian: I don’t want to be in Class B for a day, just destroy them all!]
[Family, who knows, some people are watching the flag-raising in the square, some are eating skewers at the night market, some are flying kites in the park, but I am the only one who rides the tram to work every day, so I won’t go crazy if I let anyone go!]
[Are you miserable like me? I was arrested on the spot by my boss for fishing while reading the boss’s literature at work. The boss asked me to go on stage tomorrow morning to show off my skills. The earth will no longer be able to accommodate me [crying]]
[Program team, did you hear that, our Majesty asked you to deliver meals on time and stop acting like a monster? If you dare to disobey, the country will be destroyed!]
In a small farmyard a few kilometers away, Zhou Xingyan looked at the cruel words that flashed across the screen and grinned with big teeth.
"Threatening me? Are you kidding me? Am I, Zhou Xingyan, the kind of coward who can be manipulated by others with just a few words?
Please inform them that the reception banquet at noon will be cancelled, and let them go to the village to beg for food."
Shi Nian didn't know that his lunch was flying out of his mouth. After the interview, he leisurely munched on potato chips.
The girl who was interviewing her was probably frightened by her crazy words about choking people to death, so she didn't dare to say a word along the way, so... the car was filled with the sound of chewing potato chips.
At first one person chewed, then two, and finally the cameraman also joined in, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
But this beautiful illusion only lasted for less than three minutes before it was shattered by a sentence from the interviewer.
"Miss Shi, we are about to arrive at the recording location. According to the program team's regulations, you need to complete the rest of the journey yourself."
Shi Nian turned his head and looked at the bumpy country road, then touched the large suitcase beside him, and shook his head sadly, "I knew...I knew you guys couldn't do anything related to others."
Before setting off, she deliberately checked for relevant information about the talkative director Zhou Xingyan. Good guy, all bad reviews, and famous quotes about life: Life is endless, living is endless.
All the celebrities who have been ravaged by him cry for father and mother and run away with their heads in their hands.
To say he is a pervert is an insult to perverts.
The interviewing girl raised her lips and wanted to say sorry to her, but Shi Nian, resigned to her fate, had already opened the car door with the suitcase in one hand.
I could only hear her saying proudly as she got out of the car: "Fortunately, my suitcase is full of instant noodles, light, otherwise I would have been tricked by you guys."
[The important point is, it’s all instant noodles. What on earth did the child experience? He recorded a show and brought his own dry food.]
[Your Majesty, what we are recording is a love story. We want you to fall in love, not to survive in the wilderness. A whole box of instant noodles is really unnecessary. 】
[It turns out that it is necessary to carry instant noodles with you. Don’t you know it? Song Xinyou, who was going to make breakfast for other guests this morning, is sick and is still lying in bed. 】
【!!!Then my Shiyuan is going to be hungry? No, my Shiyuan is the reincarnation of a starving ghost. If he can't eat on time, he will turn into a violent monster! 】
[That violent beast in front, have you entered the wrong live broadcast room? This is the territory of the big female monkey, not as far away as your home.]
[That’s right. I use my mobile phone to watch Big Mother Monkey, and my tablet to watch An’an. The computer is hung up when it is far away. The main feature is that the rain and dew are evenly absorbed. Is there any problem? 】
【6】
At the entrance of the village, Shi Nian walked along with his suitcase in a hurry.
The recording location of this program is a small farmhouse in a suburban area of S City. It is spring now and everything is recovering. The country road leading to the small courtyard is full of flowers and trees, and the scenery is quite pleasant.
Of course, it would be more pleasant if no one disturbed me.
"Nian Nian, it's really you! Fans in the live broadcast room yesterday said that you also like to chat with female guests. I still don't believe it. I didn't expect it to be true."
Wearing a white dress and high heels, Xu Sheng, dressed like a fairy descending from the earth, stood on the roadside and waved to her, with a smile on her face, as enthusiastic as an aunt at the wet market pulling people to buy groceries.
Shi Nian also waved to her and sighed humbly, "What the hell, there's nothing I can do about it. The director only likes good-looking guests. I'm not talented. I have nothing but a pretty face."
The smile at the corner of Xu Sheng's mouth broke for a moment, and Shi Nian's words reminded her of some bad memories.
Three years ago, S University selected the school beauty. She and Shi Nian were both popular candidates. In the last vote, the winner should have been Shi Nian.
But at that time, she happened to sign with a brokerage company, and the company asked the navy to do a little bit of manipulation, so that she could make a smooth debut with the title of the school beauty of S University.
Then she starred as the heroine in a youth campus drama, and became a cp with the male protagonist Lu Youchuan. Due to her innocent appearance and reputation as a beautiful school girl, she became famous and became recognized as the nation's first love... It can be said that she has eaten up all the S universities.
Dividends of being a school belle.
The manager did a good job in robbing the school beauty, and not many people knew about it, but even though he knew in his heart that Shi Nian was just narcissistic and had no intention of mocking her, Xu Sheng's face still turned pale.
After a moment, she put on a decent smile and said politely: "Nian Nian, you are still as humorous as before."
Shi Nian glanced at her with an unclear meaning and spread his hands: "I can't help it. There are so many idiots on the road of life. It's impossible not to be humorous."
After saying that, he turned to look at Lu Youchuan who was striding this way dragging his suitcase and chuckled.
[Help, I seem to smell the smell of big melons. My intuition tells me that there is something wrong with these three people. The smell of gunpowder is all over my face!]
[The archaeologists are here. Shi Nian has liked Xu Sheng’s Weibo before, and helped Lu Youchuan promote the new drama. It is initially inferred that Shi Nian likes Lu Youchuan, but Lu Youchuan likes Xu Sheng. As for Xu Sheng,
She should also have a crush on Lu Youchuan.】
[What does should mean? It means certain and affirmative! Yishengyou, you are real. As for this Shi Nian who appeared out of nowhere... he is just sticking to the third sister!]
[Others do it for fun, while some people do it to the point of losing their brains. The big female monkey’s phrase “idiot” obviously refers to Lu Youchuan. Who do you see calling an idiot to your crush? 】
[Can you stop crying for a while and focus on looking at the handsome guy? Aren’t you tempted by such a handsome man in a suit standing in front of you? Anyway, I called my husband first.]
Lu Youchuan must have dressed up specially today. His suit was straight, his leather shoes were shiny, and he had sprayed countless bottles of hairspray on his head. It was so hard that even a Category 8 typhoon could not blow it.
Halfway through, he smiled evilly at the camera. His overconfident look was like a peacock spreading its wings to court a mate. While fluttering its feathers, she said coquettishly: "I'll see if I don't charm you to death, little one."
"..."
My destiny is good and my life is not good.
Lu Youchuan finally understood the term "human oil".