The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 74 Scenic Cosplay——Overbearing President Edition
Chapter 74 Scenic Cosplay——Overbearing President Edition
The Huaguoshan exhibition area is very close to the tourist service center. You can walk more than 100 meters through a tree-lined path to get there.
The four of them squeezed into a group of kindergarten children and waited in line for more than ten minutes before finally getting the chance to interact and take photos with Wukong.
But Wukong didn't cooperate and went crazy on the spot while dancing with the golden hoop:
"Hey, goblin! My old grandson works hard at work. It's fine if you don't help me, but you dare to cause trouble. Do you really think that my old grandson is a vegetarian?"
The golden-horned king and the silver-horned king who fished for fish: "..."
Sandwiched between the two of them, the little girl with only her head exposed stared at the golden hoop, her eyes shining:
"Wow! Monkey is so powerful! The sticks are flying!"
Bang, bang, bang, clap wildly.
Wukong's face turned red after being praised, and his resentment at work disappeared instantly, but this could not offset the jealousy in his heart. He turned the golden cudgel harder while embarrassing his two colleagues:
"My grandson is a member of the Huaguoshan Mountain Range. People who want to take photos with me are queuing from Huaguoshan to the Daughter Country. If you want to get the chance to take photos, you must first pass my grandson's question and answer test."
Shi Nian answered quickly: "I grew up watching Journey to the West. If you have any questions, just come over!"
Wukong blinked his golden double eyelids and smiled arrogantly: "Is Erlang Shen's third eye a single eyelid or a double eyelid?"
Shi Nian answered without hesitation: "Single eyelids!"
"Why?"
"There's no reason, it's just a single eyelid! What I say is yes. If you think it's not the case, bring out the evidence!"
Faced with her naughty and rogue style of answering questions, Wukong scratched his monkey face anxiously and tried to refuse:
"This question doesn't count. Let me ask you another question. How many monkey hairs do I have on my body?"
Without waiting for him to add further restrictions, Ji Yu conveniently gave the answer:
"Eighty-four thousand roots. It is said in the second chapter of the original work "Journey to the West" that the monkey king has 84,000 hairs on his body since he became a Taoist. The roots can change and respond to things as he wishes."
Shi Nian's jaw dropped at his answer. She leaned into his ear and whispered, "No, you understand all this?"
Ji Yu didn't say anything, silently holding the phone in front of her. The browser search box clearly listed a line of small words:
How many monkey hairs does Sun Wukong have?
Thinking: "6!"
Wukong, who was kept in the dark, was conquered by Ji Yu's profound knowledge, and announced the result with admiration: "Congratulations on passing the test, you can take a photo with me, Old Sun."
The child's mother was not interested in this project, so she took the initiative to take over the photography and off-site guidance tasks:
"The monkey stands in the middle, supports the children, squats down a little, don't block the camera, the two behind them come closer, smile, don't be stern... Hey, that's right, three, two, one, eggplant!"
After the precise guidance of the child's mother, the photos taken were very explosive. In one sentence, it can be described as: a brutal scene of a monster couple and a monkey capturing a human cub.
However, such harsh conditions cannot stop some academics from looking for sugar in the shit. They just cut out the monster couple smiling side by side from the photo, and then posted it with a red background, veil and tie, and started spreading rumors on various platforms.
Post:
Surprise! King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn have received their certificates privately. If you don’t believe me, come and see the ID photos [Picture]
[As expected of a big female monkey with maximum mobility, she is unambiguous in matters of life. If she says she sells sausages, she sells sausages. If she says she mutates, she mutates. If she says she gets a certificate, she gets a certificate. From now on, you will be the star in my life.
!]
[I’m knocking! I just picked my feet for a while. Why did they even attach the certificate? Will the child be born after another meal? 】
[Has given birth to a male monkey, mother and child are safe [picture]]
[The matter has become such a big deal, the person involved should come out and say a few words, otherwise I will take it seriously [Funny]]
After taking photos with Wukong, the person involved went to Pansi Cave, and under the temptation of the beautiful spider spirit, he spent a lot of money to buy four tickets to bravely enter the Spider Valley.
When the four people arrived at the finish line after going through eighty-one difficulties, what greeted them was not the warm embrace of the spider spirit, but a row of burly men wearing suits and sunglasses with murderous faces.
The smile on Shi Nian's face froze, he tilted his head and asked Ji Yu fearfully: "Have you offended someone recently?"
Ji Yu thought for a moment: "I have been offending people, not just recently."
"..."
As soon as he finished speaking, two strong men walked straight up to Shi Nian, bowed deeply and said respectfully:
"Madam, the young master has called you home for dinner."
Shi thought: "???"
Scenic Area y——The Overbearing President Edition?
Just when she was hesitating whether to take the role, she replied: "Are there foie gras and beef Boston lobster? I won't eat it if you don't have it."
The child's mother's cold voice sounded behind her first: "Tell your young master, Madam, there is someone outside and you won't be going home tonight."
The strong man took off his sunglasses and said with a troubled expression: "Madam, please understand that the young master misses his wife. Without you, he really can't eat!"
"If you can't eat, just wait to starve to death. When you die, let me know and I will give him two more sticks of incense!"
The child's mother was very resentful, said harsh words arrogantly, picked up the little girl and turned around to leave.
But how could the strong men be willing to let him go?
Without saying a word, everyone gathered around, and fellow travelers Shi Nian and Ji Yu also experienced the forced love of a domineering president.
"Brother, why don't you go back and tell the young master that if a man can't eat, it's probably because he's not hungry. If he's hungry for two more meals, he'll be able to eat. This matter has nothing to do with my wife."
Shi Nian tried to persuade the strong man leading the charge to retreat, but the effect was not good. The strong man had a serious look on his face and refused to answer. She had no choice but to turn around and persuade the child's mother:
"Let's prepare food, oh no, ma'am, how about we call the young master to communicate?"
After dinner, I saw more and more people watching, so I had no choice but to compromise: "Forget it, I'll go back. If I have a chance, I'll bring Duoduo to come and play with you... Little gold, little silver, goodbye!"
After watching the madam and the bodyguards leave, Shi Nian looked at the time and winked at Ji Yu: "It's almost twelve o'clock, why don't we withdraw too."
Ji Yu nodded and followed her pace, "What's for lunch, foie gras, beef or Boston lobster?"
"None of them." Shi Nian smiled mysteriously, "Just follow me and stride forward. I promise I won't let you down."
The words "I promise I won't let you down" fell into Ji Yu's ears and were automatically translated as: "I promise you will be surprised."
He thought carefully and felt that Shi Nian might take him to a weird restaurant to eat some ingredients that normal people had never heard of. However, what he didn't expect was... Shi Nian took him directly to the gate of a certain elementary school.
At twelve o'clock, school had just ended, and there were primary school students wearing red scarves everywhere.
“Eat whatever you want, we’re not short of money!”
Shi Nian stood on the flower bed by the roadside, spread out his left arm, and spoke boldly.
Ji Yu looked at the primary school students carrying schoolbags in front of him in disbelief, feeling that his world view had been impacted: