The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 94: Niu Kulu and Zhen Huan's Dragon Slaying Team
Chapter 94: Niu Kulu and Zhen Huan's Dragon Slaying Team
Before the two principals spoke, Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou, who were watching, rushed out first, attacking from both sides, blocking Shi Nian in the corner.
"Sister Nian."
Zhou Shiyuan looked at her eagerly with his big eyes, and there was unspeakable grievance hidden in his voice:
"Are you going to leave us and go away alone? You feel your heart, can you really bear it?"
Shi Nian didn't even think about it: "It's quite bearable."
Song Xinyou hugged her arm and spoke sincerely:
"I won't say anything too sensational. Let's be more practical. Take me with you. From now on I will be your good maid with twenty filial piety. The life of being able to stretch out your hands with clothes and having food to eat is not a dream."
Shi Nian: There are hundreds of millions of heartbeats, but...
"It's been more than a hundred years since the Qing Dynasty was destroyed. Isn't it bad to have this kind of influence?"
At this time, Xu Sheng walked over in high heels, took Jiang Wanqiao's arm familiarly and said:
"Wan Qiao, why don't we form a team together? It just so happens that one team has two skill bonuses, which is more fair."
Jiang Wanqiao just didn't want to embarrass Shi Nian, so he accepted her invitation.
The eight guests have formed a team, and each group can then choose one of the five judges as a teammate.
Xu Sheng chose the fat man who supported her the most during the scoring process. Shi Nian's plan to plant a traitor failed and she tearfully chose the village bully who danced the highest.
After the two five-person teams were assembled, it was time to assign positions to each guest and select bonus skills.
As the only professional player in the team, Muraba took on the role of commander without hesitation and gave his own advice:
"The shooter is the core of the team's output. It's best to choose someone who is agile and can hit and hide. I suggest Ji Yulai. He has long arms and legs. If he really can't beat him, he can climb up the defense tower.
The auxiliary has the thickest blood, and generally needs to protect the shooter closely. This requires the shooter and the auxiliary to cooperate tacitly, so Sister Nian, you can be the auxiliary.
Assassins generally provide roaming support, which tests the overall situation. I am Li Bai who is number one in the national server, Xuance who is number one in the national server, and Han Xin who is third in the national server..."
Several pairs of eyes looked at him at the same time, and the daggers flew around. The village bully was so frightened that he silently swallowed a list of national signs, city signs, and village signs, and continued to analyze the situation:
"The mage is the second DPS in the team, and it also tests one's personal ability... let Miss Song do this, and Teacher Zhou will take the lane."
Zhou Shiyuan was dissatisfied: "Are you questioning my ability?"
Village Bull: "I don't question your ability, I just don't believe in your IQ."
Zhou Shiyuan: "..."
[I just finished my meal and started laughing.]
[Young man, what are you talking about? Aren’t you afraid that our Xiaoyuan dogs will bark and kill everyone? 】
[Zhou Shiyuan: Otherwise, you should still question my ability.]
At the same time, the five positions of the other team have also been allocated, namely: shooter Xu Sheng, mage Lu Youchuan, fat male assassin, assistant Jiang Wanqiao, and top laner Shen Yian.
The program team also announced four bonus skills to be selected:
1. Resurrection, use skills to resurrect on the spot with full blood.
2. Flash, use skills to pause time, move to any defense tower or crystal to support teammates or escape.
3. Defense, using skills can make you immune to all damage for 30 seconds.
4. Damage, using skills can get double attack value for 30 seconds.
The cooldown time of all four skills is eight minutes.
Shi Nian, who ranked first in score, chose first. She chose the resurrection skill without hesitation, Jiang Wanqiao chose the flash skill, Ji Yu chose the defensive skill, and Xu Sheng naturally gained the damage skill.
But the shooter Xu Sheng chose has full damage, so there is basically no difference between having extra skills and not...
【Are you playing???】
[This is called Zhuang Zhou bringing purification and loneliness. 】
[The program team should come out and give an explanation, and take action, right?]
Zhou Xingyan also didn’t expect that after holding three conferences, the game rules that he racked his brains to come up with would have bugs before they even started. After some careful thinking, he came up with a solution:
"How about you guys exchange it within your team? Of course, if you don't want to exchange, you can just play like this. I don't have any objection."
Xu Sheng: "..."
Of course you have no objection. When have you ever been a human being?
After final discussion, Xu Sheng and Jiang Wanqiao exchanged skills.
Before the official game begins, each group has fifteen minutes for strategic deployment.
The commander, the village bully, held the canyon terrain map again and analyzed his understanding and thoughts about the game:
"This game not only tests individual abilities, but teamwork and line operation capabilities are equally important. We can $&*#*@ first, and then $&@*$*"
Five minutes later, he finished reading the last sentence, breathed a long sigh of relief, and looked at his four teammates with bright eyes:
"What do you think?"
Zhou Shiyuan showed an awkward yet polite smile:
"The analysis is very good, I... didn't understand it."
Shi Nian applauded in a dignified manner:
"Good analysis, but I don't want to adopt it."
"Do you have other plans?"
Shi Nian grinned, waved to the four people, and smiled very "sunny and cheerful":
"Please listen to me..."
The fifteen minutes of deployment time passed quickly. Everyone received the battle props distributed by the program team and took a bus to the game location.
With a loud whistle, the real-life version of the King's Showdown officially began. Both sides stood on their respective crystals and shouted out the resounding team names and slogans:
"We are the Niukulu Zhenhuan Dragon Slaying Team!"
"The Zhen Huan who just entered the pit is already dead. We are now Niu Colu Zhen Huan. Anyone who blocks my way——"
"kill!"
"kill!"
"kill!!!"
"……kill!"
In comparison, the other team looked much more normal:
"We are the Tigers."
"The tiger came down from the mountain and wiped out everything!"
After shouting slogans, the two teams started taking action according to the plan that had been deployed in advance.
The personnel distribution of the Tigers team is consistent with the game play. There are people guarding the upper, middle and lower lanes and the jungle area, while the members of the Niukulu Zhenhuan Dragon Slaying Team are like lost mosquitoes, all running into the jungle area.
The NPCs in the jungle had never seen such a battle before, and they were dumbfounded for a moment:
"Do you have any misunderstandings about this game?"
Shi Nian was simple and rude: "Give me a task. If you don't give me a task, I will treat it as a successful challenge."
The NPC quickly adjusted its state and said in a broadcasting voice:
"Please sing five lyrics about daddy."
Shi Nian opened his mouth and came:
"What's the name of dad's dad? Dad's dad is called grandpa."
"What's the name of my father's mother? My father's mother's name is grandma."
"What's the name of dad's brother? Dad's brother is called uncle."
"What's the name of dad's brother? Dad's brother is called uncle."
"What's the name of dad's sister? Dad's sister is called aunt."
"...I have one more sentence here, do you want more?"
npc: "???"
Half a song later, my brain’s CPU is about to explode.
"You, this..."
Shi Nian asked back: "Is there any problem with the five lyrics about dad?"