Three Kingdoms: The Shu Han was a prodigal, and Wollongong was burned at the beginning Chapter 79: Is there something wrong with the brain? A great literary talent!
Chapter 79: Is there something wrong with the brain? A great literary talent!
Liu Mang was very uncomfortable with the diet of the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
Not to mention the lack of various condiments, even the salt has a hint of bitterness.
"Oh! It's better to go back to the Qing Dynasty. Think about it, when the seventh generation is Guangxu, I can still eat a Manchu banquet and sleep with the imperial concubine!"
"Being poisoned to death by Cixi in the end is a blessing!"
While eating bland food, Liu Mang would think about the luxurious life in his previous lives.
"Manger, you are talking nonsense again."
Mother Mi Zhen lovingly put a piece of boiled meat for Liu Mang and said with a smile: "You are still growing, eat more meat."
Looking at his mother's face, Liu Mang felt warm in his heart.
Strictly speaking, my cheap father lost his wife and daughter several times.
At Changbanpo, Liu Bei's two daughters were lost among the rebels and captured by Cao's army.
In the end, he became the plaything of General Cao Ying, and that would be a life worse than death.
Mrs. Gan was Liu Chan's mother, so she was able to record that her mother Mi Zhen once rescued Liu Chan, and it was only written down by historians.
Otherwise, how could a businessman's daughter allow the proud historian to write?
"Mom, my uncle asked you to marry my father back then. It was a real failure!"
"Manger, why do you say that?"
When it comes to Liu Bei, Mi Zhen still has a girlish look of admiration on her face.
"If Cao Cao captured Xuzhou on that day, he would massacre the city and wash away the people."
"If your father hadn't brought your second uncle, third uncle, and fourth uncle here, Xuzhou would have been destroyed long ago."
"In this world, even if everyone is only interested in profit, your father is the only one who cares about the Han Dynasty! That's enough! That's enough!"
恋爱脑的女人,果然难揍!
Liu Mang immersed himself in the meal. In order to satisfy his appetite, it seems that filtered salt will be added to his schedule.
Any other condiments such as chicken essence, MSG, soy sauce, etc. must be made first!
Otherwise, he would eat boiled vegetables and meat every day, and come to the Three Kingdoms with him as a time traveler to eat fat-reducing meals?
After bidding farewell to his mother, Liu Mang began his afternoon classes.
I finally saw Zhao Zilong, the white horse and silver gun, with my own eyes.
Zhao Yun is eight feet tall, has thick eyebrows and big eyes, a white face and no beard, and is majestic.
A bright silver gentian gun is in his hand, and a sword hangs on his waist.
Now he has not met Xia Houen, the sword-delivery boy, and is missing a green sword, but this does not affect Liu Mang's respect for Zhao Yun at all.
"Young Master, Yun has been ordered by the Lord to teach you martial arts."
Zhao Yun cupped his hands and said, "Master, please take off your clothes!"
kindness?
Liu Mang looked alert. What happened to Changshan Zhao Zilong?
I regard you as an idol, you regard me as...
"Young Master, please don't misunderstand me. Yun Chang and Yide have prepared a medicinal bath to relax your muscles, activate your blood circulation, and strengthen your body and bones."
Zhao Yun smiled warmly, "Young master, please don't look at Yunchang who is usually arrogant, but in fact he cares a lot about his relatives."
"Yide is usually careless and careless, but in reality he is both rough and subtle!"
Hearing that his two uncles prepared a medicated bath for him, Liu Mang felt a little moved and felt a little guilty, but not much!
Who told him to tell the truth?
Anyway, they can't hear me, so I can just enjoy the medicinal bath.
"This is the prescription given by the miracle doctor Hua Tuo. Sir, please take a bath."
Liu Mang didn't refuse and plunged directly into the bathtub, feeling that blood and energy were rising all over his body.
He was covered in stinking sweat and quickly broke out, and the muscles and bones in his body felt like they were burning.
"Uncle Fourth! What is this! Why is my body so painful!"
Liu Mang only knew that Hua Tuo had developed a set of Wu Qin Xi, but he never thought that there was such a perverted medicinal bath!
"Master, please bear with me for a moment! These medicinal baths are used to cleanse your marrow and meridians!"
"Yun Chang, Yidehe are searching for famous medicines. They were originally prepared for the second young master..."
"Now that I see the young master's talent, I naturally can't be stingy. The young master can enjoy it slowly and Yun will take care of it."
Pain like needle pricks kept touching his body. Liu Mang tried to escape from the bathtub several times, but was finally pushed back by Zhao Yun.
"Fourth uncle! Let Adou enjoy this kind of pain!"
"He is still a child! How he will grow up is unknown! The young master is my Qilin son of the Han family, so you are welcome!"
After that, Zhao Yun pressed his hand and let Liu Mang "enjoy" the medicinal bath again.
Liu Mang greeted Hua Tuo's eighteen generations of ancestors in his heart. Fortunately, he did not spread this secret medicinal bath recipe to the world!
Otherwise, I don’t know how many people would have to endure such pain!
The water in the medicinal bath gradually became turbid. These were the dirty things in Liu Mang's body.
Zhao Yun was secretly surprised, "I didn't expect that the young master's physique is so good! If it were an ordinary person, he would faint after soaking for three minutes! The young master actually soaked for a full hour and absorbed all the effects of the medicine!"
"My young master is indeed a unique martial arts genius!"
Liu Mang finally escaped from the bathtub.
"Fourth Uncle, if I learn martial arts from you and just take a bubble bath every day, I have no problem with it!"
"Young Master is joking! It's hard to find materials for medicinal baths like this! What's more, just soaking once is enough. Tomorrow Yun will come back to teach Young Master martial arts!"
"well……"
Liu Mang sighed, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei still have shortcomings, Zhao Yun is a ruthless character with a firm mind.
There are eight lucky spearmen in the world, Zilong has one stone, and the rest is owed a total of 20%!
Faced with such a responsible Zhao Yun, Liu Mang had no choice but to accept his fate.
"Cheap dad, if you know that my second uncle and the others gave me the expensive medicinal bath, you might be mad to death, right?"
"Wouldn't it be a pleasure to let me die when the time comes?"
Listening to Zhao Yun's report, Liu Bei looked a little gloomy.
"Second brother, third brother, Zilong! That medicinal bath was originally prepared for Adou, but you gave it to Nizi. Is it too arbitrary?"
Guan Yu and three others gathered the materials for the medicinal bath, and Liu Bei would not interfere with how to use it.
"Hmph! Even though that treacherous son is not forgiving, at least he has something to see!"
Guan Yu hummed softly and said: "It has been dormant for a long time, and now it is a blockbuster. This is my Qilin'er of the Han Dynasty!"
Zhao Yun cupped his hands and said: "My lord! Young Master Liu Mang took a medicinal bath for a whole hour. This is the qualification of a peerless warrior. Yun will definitely pass on what he has learned throughout his life to Young Master!"
Zhang Fei is very worried. You two have said everything. What should I, Old Zhang, do?
As a last resort, Zhang Yide could only utter a four-character motto - "Me too!"
Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan lightly and said with a smile: "My lord, don't imitate Yuan Shao! There is an order of elders and younger ones. Since the young master has already shown his talent, why don't you try your best to cultivate him?"
well!
"Since the military advisor said so, I will consider that traitor as my successor!"
Liu Bei smiled and said: "Military advisor, when you are teaching tomorrow, can you let me observe?"
Zhuge Liang wanted to agree, but he heard Guan Yu say bluntly: "If eldest brother is here, I'm afraid that traitor will not dare to tell the truth!"
Zhang Fei nodded and said: "Brother! That brat Liu Mang said a lot of good things about me and my second brother today!"
Zhang Fei gritted his teeth at the good words!
"Forget it! I don't want to eavesdrop. In order to let Mang'er speak freely, I will take you to eavesdrop tomorrow!"
…
The next day, the master and apprentice asked again.
Zhuge Liang was sitting upright, while Liu Mang was lying on his side with his legs crossed.
"This treacherous son, how can I sit still?"
Liu Bei cursed secretly in his heart, but heard Zhuge Liang say: "Young master said yesterday that there are some flaws in my lord's management?"
Liu Mang blurted out: "What does it mean to be defective? My father's management is simply relying on defense!"