Chapter 38 Daming Damn Bastard Caught Cold Sooner or Later
Sun Dingxiang probably figured it out, so he asked: "Brother Runzhi, does he have a magic trick to get the emperor to pardon his eldest brother?"
This really doesn't exist.
Li Zicheng said: "In the bitter cold outside the Great Wall, Mr. Sun is already in his late teens. If he doesn't come back to rest in peace as soon as possible, it will happen on September 4th, seventh year."①
"..." Sun Dingxiang didn't understand.
Zhang Shenyan asked worriedly: "Is this true?"
Li Zicheng nodded.
Zhang Shenyan tugged at his beard and said, "I don't want to die outside. Short hair, you said last night that I died in Xuancheng?"
Li Zicheng nodded, "Yes, it will be enshrined in the Five Sages Temple on Jingting Mountain. Fifty years after your death, your great-nephew Zhang Taijiao was in charge of the Jiangnan Academy of Political Science and went to Ningguo Mansion to preside over the annual examination. Students from Ningguo flocked to follow the Xuezheng Mountain Climb. I am very grateful to you. A collective worship was held.”
Zhang Shenyan slammed the table: "Butt, butt! If you keep talking nonsense a few more times, you're going to fall out! It's bad enough that I'm going to die just claiming it."
Li Zicheng smiled and said: "There are advantages. You got to know local celebrities such as Shen Shouao; you got married to Xian Kejin; you talked to Tanqian who came to study in Youran Forest..." ② Xian Kejin was once the governor of Shanxi, Chongzhen In the third year of the Shaanxi Peasant Army's invasion of Shanxi, the old man moved to Fenzhou, where he was stabbed by the mob and resigned.
Zhang Shenyan was so worried that he waved his hands, "Okay, okay, stop talking. I will never go to Xuancheng in this life."
Sun Dingxiang was confused when he heard this, "Brother Miaoshan, what nonsense are you talking about? Why are you running to Xuancheng?"
Old man Zhang sighed, "Human relationships are as thin as paper, and world affairs are like new chess games..."
Next, he told Li Zicheng's origins and abilities in detail.
Old man Sun was startled when he heard this.
"this……"
Prime Minister Sun Ding looked back and forth at Zhang Shenyan and Li Zicheng, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Li Zicheng said firmly: "Chaos has appeared in the world. If we want to bring order to the chaos, we must liberate all of China."
Old man Sun asked: "What is liberation?"
Li Zicheng replied: "To relieve the people is called Jiefang; to let go of Jie and Zhou is called Fang. This is called liberation."
Old man Zhang scratched his head, caught a louse, and crushed it.
He said slowly: "I will not rebel, but I am not opposed to Runzhi raising the flag. Brother Shuxiang, what kind of charter are you?"
"I……"
Old Man Sun was so shocked that his brain couldn't keep up for a while.
Old man Zhang turned around and said: "Short-haired, no matter how chaotic the world is, there is always a safe place to go, right? I don't want to die outside, so how about hiding in Lishan?"
Li Zicheng smiled and said: "Welcome!"
"..." Old man Zhang was confused.
"To tell you the truth, Lishan is my hometown." Li Zicheng added.
"Then I'll go to Wangwu Mountain!"
"That's fine. I'm surveying the terrain over there and preparing to select a site to set up a stronghold."
"Taihang Mountain!"
"Same."
"How unreasonable! Not leaving a way for people to survive?"
"See what the old gentleman said, you are the honored guest of this junior generation!"
"fart!"
"vulgar!"
"Hey!" Old Man Zhang turned his head and refused to answer.
At this time, Old Man Sun had come to his senses, rubbed his beard and asked: "How does little brother Runzhi plan to take my eldest brother back?"
Li Zicheng said: "Spend a lot of money to get a substitute to fake his death. But that only requires the old gentleman's willingness."
Old Man Sun hesitated for a moment, "I'm not sure, so I'll send someone to send a message to find out what's going on."
Old man Zhang stared in surprise and said, "Brother Shuxiang, what's wrong? Are you preparing to board a pirate ship?"
Old Man Sun glared angrily, "Shit! You're the only one who's smart!? If you don't do it, why would you encourage me to do it?"
"and you……"
"That's my brother! Can I just watch him die outside?"
"The thunder and rain are due to Heaven's grace! If you dare to disobey orders, you are committing rebellion!"
"Screw it! I don't want to be Yang Wenru!" ② Yang said, "I want to return to the court with my life, but I don't want my wife to cry in her ears!"
Zhang Shenyan suddenly burst into laughter, "Look! The emperor ordered you to become an official, why don't you do it? I should have known you had a traitor in your head!"
Sun Dingxiang blew his beard and glared, "You are not a good bird either! Have you ever flattered Wei Zhongxian?"
Zhang Shenyan was angry: "You are insulting people's innocence!"
Sun Ding was angry: "You are so messy!"
"..."
"..."
Li Zicheng crossed his legs, drank tea leisurely, and watched the two old men bickering.
Zhang Shenyan shouted: "If you have the ability, can you fight against me?"
Sun Dingxiang shouted: "The Ming Dynasty bastard bastard will catch a cold sooner or later! If you have the ability, you will do the same?"
"Okay, okay! I admire you!"
Zhang Shenyan turned to Li Zicheng and smiled, "Although this old man is not young, he can be a prime minister for you."
"..." Sun Dingxiang was dumbfounded.
The old man raised his trembling finger and pointed at Zhang Shenyan, "You...you...I...I..."
He threw away his sleeves angrily.
Li Zicheng felt a little embarrassed, "Sir, is this too much?"
"Ouch, isn't it for the cause of revolution that I've gone through so much trouble? Why are you complaining about me, you short-haired brat?"
"Don't dare, don't dare..."
"I have never seen anyone so shameless!"
"..." Li Zicheng was speechless.
Zhang Shenyan suddenly laughed evilly, "Come, count down to tens with me, ten..."
Just after counting to five, Sun Dingxiang returned.
"This is my home! Why should I go out? You go out! Walk around!"
Li Zicheng hurriedly came forward and said, "Old sir, please calm down and sit down. Let me tell you a story about Saint Kong. There is no such thing in the book..."
"It is said that Confucius traveled around the world and was blocked by a fierce man on the way.
Question: How many seasons are there in a year?
Confucius said: There are three seasons in a year, spring, summer and autumn.
The fierce man retreated satisfied.
The disciples were puzzled and asked their master why the four seasons were changed to three.
The Master said: A vicious man is a dung beetle who turns into a spirit. He goes into the dung pile every winter and only sees three seasons in his life. So don’t take this kind of dung egg seriously."
Prime Minister Sun Ding and Zhang Shenyan initially thought that their descendants would tell stories about saints, but what happened was this?
Old Man Sun pointed at Old Man Zhang and said with a smile: "I won't fight with this piece of shit!"
Old man Zhang replied: "You are just a piece of shit!"
Seeing that the two old men were about to argue again, Li Zicheng hurriedly pulled them apart.
Old Man Zhang was still angry and pointed at his short hair, "You piece of shit! Where did you copy it from?"
Li Zicheng's face remained calm, but he was secretly shocked.
Zhang Shenyan took a sip of tea, crossed his legs, and said, "Short-haired, you claim to have known the past for a thousand years, and you even know the contents of the cabinet memorial. I'm wondering in private, do the famous masterpieces of later generations also know about it? Then you copy it
coming?"
This old cabbage gangster is really smart!
Li Zicheng replied: "Of course!"
"Cough cough cough..." Zhang Shenyan choked on her tea and coughed, "The boys in Nancun bullied me because I am old and weak..."
Li Zicheng replied: "Li and Du's poems have been passed down by thousands of mouths, but they are no longer new. Talented people have emerged from generation to generation, and each has led the way for hundreds of years."
Sun Dingxiang gave a thumbs up and said, "As expected, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead!"
Zhang Shenyan took out his handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth, "The Double Ninth Festival has just passed, so I will copy another song with this title and listen to it."
Li Zicheng blurted out, "It's easy in life, but it's hard to grow old. It's Double Ninth Festival every year. Today is Double Ninth Festival, and the yellow flowers on the battlefield are especially fragrant. The autumn wind is strong once a year, not like the spring scenery. It's better than the spring scenery, and the vast river and sky are covered with frost."
Prime Minister Sun Ding could not help but clasp his fists, "The future generations are to be feared, I am too weak!"
Zhang Shenyan shook his head, "I still don't believe it."
Sun Dingxiang said scornfully: "You are old enough to live like a dog. If you are young and talented, what if you admit it openly?"
Zhang Shenyan sighed. The short hair in front of him really turned into a sperm?