The profoundness of the Shangxian at this moment made Taoyao sincerely admire her. Her Shangxian was indeed a learned man who had read a thousand years of story books. His cultural accomplishment was countless times higher than hers, so that she could not get him at all.
The subtext is just like the old man on the subway looking at his cell phone.jpg, please speak human language.
"Master, this disciple is stupid and really cannot understand the true meaning of Master."
Shangxian Wan'er actually showed a faint smile: "Taoyao, being a master means that since you are my disciple, I should protect you.
I promise you that as long as you don’t give up your body willingly, as long as I am still alive, Huang Nu is just a small demon pill and cannot threaten your life."
The Immortal... smiled?
The beauty smiled, and the world turned gloomy. Tao Yao narrowed her eyes with a look of obsession.
It's nothing to do bungee jumping for a day, it's nothing to be frozen to the point of being disabled to the second degree. Compared with the loss of King Zhou You of a country, the price she paid is not big at all.
As long as the beauty is willing to smile at her every day, she...can do it!
"Master, you look so beautiful when you smile~"
As a result, the corners of Shangxian's mouth curled up a hair more.
"Taoyao, take good care of yourself."
Is this considered distressing?
It must count!
If she had known that the bitter meat trick was more effective than kneeling and licking, she would not have minded stabbing herself a few times. Anyway, the process is not important, what is important is the result.
"Master, you are so kind to me~"
For such a good immortal, she must flatter him immediately to let him know that her love for him will not diminish just because of a small torture.
"division--"
The Immortal stood up and said, "Get some rest. I'll see you again in a few days."
"……oh."
It doesn't matter if she's still full of flattery. She has a sore throat right now. Even if she says it, she won't be expressive enough. It's better to wait until she recovers.
Exhausted, Taoyao closed her eyes and fell into sleep again.
In her dream, the sky was filled with fire, which instantly enveloped her.
I remember watching popular science animations when I was a kid. If I wanted to break a big rock, should I burn it first and then freeze it, or freeze it first and then burn it? Although it is not a stone, can it be broken?
Thinking of this, Taoyao screamed with all her strength: "Miss Huangnu, please spare my life, spare my life——"
Huangnu sneered and snorted angrily: "Little demon, you are really capable. You can actually make the cold-blooded Xichen make a promise to you."
"Uh... accident, accident."
"Very proud?"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
Unfortunately, that is impossible!
However, the Immortal can protect her from death, but it cannot protect her from torture. Besides, the Immortal's temper is also inexplicably weird. Who can guarantee that one day, he will not become ruthless?
"Miss Huangnu, I'm really not proud of myself. As a demon, having to be protected by one person is really not something worth being proud of."
"Oh, I guess you haven't forgotten your roots."
The fire is getting smaller.
Huang Nu is essentially a cat, and she has to be petted.
"Yes, yes, I will never forget my roots."
"I know that you will inevitably be proud, but as a member of the same race, even though I can't see your pride, I still want to warn you, don't be proud too early."
ha?
What kind of brain circuit does this monster have?
Isn't the relationship between them a life-or-death relationship? Why is it inexplicably more of a love-and-kill relationship?
"Little demon, between you and me, even if you get Xichen's promise temporarily, you will eventually lose to me."
"..."
Is this an incompetent rant?
It's quite a bit like even though I can't beat you, I still have to say harsh words, otherwise I will appear to be too useless.
If she really wanted to hug her thigh, then she hugged her, and the tone of Huangnu's words changed completely. If she could become the spiritual pet of the immortal, wouldn't she be able to boss Huangnu around?
Seeing that good times were coming, Taoyao couldn't hold back for a moment, and the corners of her mouth slightly raised.
This raise made Huang Nu, who was still angry, snap her fingers, and the flames that had dimmed started to burn again.
"Little demon, although I am angry, I don't want you to be frostbitten, so I will send you a fire to remove the cold for you."
"..."
"Little demon, are you very touched?"
Move your face!
"You're welcome, little demon."
Taoyao was burned for a whole night. Even though she screamed and screamed from the burning, the Immortal who said he would protect her did not show up. Think about it, the Immortal promised to protect her from death, and she was indeed not dead yet.
After staying up until dawn, Taoyao endured the severe pain and got out of bed.
Becoming a disciple of an immortal in name only can only get her a promise to protect her from death, which is not her fundamental purpose.
The so-called apprentice is just a springboard for her to rise to the top. Her ultimate goal is to become the spiritual pet of an immortal. After all, the apprentice still has to practice on her own, but the spiritual pet can reach heaven in one sleep.
Tao Yao put on a quilt, braved the extreme cold, and went out for Xiaoyaoyou.
Since she couldn't find any old things about Beimingjun in Xiaoyaoyou, she went to look for Jingzui.
Beimingjun likes to write storybooks, so it is impossible to write down her old relationship with the Immortal in the storybook. If she can know the past between the two, the scene can be recreated.
However, after walking for a full day, Taoyao crawled back to Xiaoyaoyou with a sad face.
Jing Zui is missing.
She didn't even need to ask, because Mao Jingzui would be missing, and she didn't think about anyone except her, the immortal who seemed to be looking up at the mountain, but actually didn't know what he was hiding in his heart.
Tao Yao, who was at the end of her rope, rolled up her quilt and lay on the floor cursing angrily. As she cursed, her eyes brushed the corner under the bed. Is there a book there?
Tao Yao stretched out her hand and picked it out. It turned out to be "On the Self-cultivation of Spiritual Pets".
When she left Youdu, what did her mother-in-law say? She said it was a treasure?
I don’t care if he is, just read it and then talk about it!
Turning to the first page of "On the Self-cultivation of Spiritual Pets", there is only one line of text on it.
Dear little demon, do you desire to become a cultivator’s spiritual pet? If you do, please speak your answer out loud.
This tone... seems strangely familiar.
Do you want it? Do you want it? Do you want it?... This sentence is written all over the page, as if the book is alive and it is waiting impatiently.
"think!"
Smart choice.
"Thanks."
You're welcome.
Wow, could this be a living book?
"You shouldn't be alive, right?"
What do you think? A rare and strange little demon!
"Uh..." Well, it's another shabby book that is so angry that people want to tear it apart!
Forget it, what are the monsters, how can this book not know it? It is better to hope that time can change the monsters and make them become more knowledgeable. It is better to hope that the sky will fall, and it will be faster.
"..." How much does this book despise the demon clan?
Dear little demon, if you want to become a spiritual pet, you must first have a necessary understanding of spiritual pets. For example, how many levels of spiritual pets are there, and which level of spiritual pet do you want to be?
Taoyao threw away the quilt and quickly sat upright. She had no choice but to read and ask questions, but she didn't realize that this book was really a rare treasure.
"Excuse me, how are spiritual pets classified?"
There are four levels of spiritual pets, namely ordinary spiritual pets, intimate spiritual pets, super intimate spiritual pets, and super super super... close spiritual pets. Dear little demon, which one do you want to be?
"Nonsense, it must be super super super... intimate level."
Is the cultivator you like a beauty?
"What does beauty have to do with it?"
If the practitioner is not beautiful, is it because you are mentally retarded?
"..."
Little demon, how beautiful is that cultivator?
Okay, a bad book actually knows how to make people jealous. Then she can't let the bad book be completely jealous?
"It's so beautiful that the sky and the earth are darkened, and the sun and moon have no light."
Dear little demon, have you fallen in love with this book? Although you have a very good vision, this book has to advise you not to have any wishful thinking. This book is not what you can imagine.
"hehe."
What does it mean?
"I mean, you think too much." These days, even a book doesn't know how high the sky is.
How is it possible that there is a beauty in the world who is so beautiful that it makes the world feel gloomy? Xiaoyao, a beauty who can make the sun and the moon dim. Apart from this book, there is absolutely no way there can be another beauty in the world? Oh... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that she might be
There is another one.
"you know?"
No, this book doesn't know anything.
"..." So do you know or don't you know? It's just a matter of playing riddles with her. She even knows how to play riddles with her. How pitiful is she?
Dear little demon, although everyone loves beauty, there is no need to be embarrassed, but there are very few demons who are as big-hearted and overly self-righteous as you.
"..." Damn it, she wants to tear the book apart, how to do it?
Dear little demon, you don’t need to be angry, this book is praising you. You dare to have great ambitions, this book appreciates it, but this book must responsibly remind you that the intimacy between spiritual pets and cultivators is directly proportional to the difficulty of success.
And it will have a superimposed relationship with the practitioner's own level of cultivation.
In other words, if the beauty you like is not only beautiful but also very capable, then it will be very, very difficult for you to get what you want!
Dear little demon, even if you face such a difficult thing, do you still have no hesitation?
"certainly!"
Dear Xiaoyao, I really appreciate your answer.
"real?"
Of course it's true. This book has always preferred monsters with stupid brains and stupid eyes.
"..." This is calling someone...a monster, right?
Now, let's get to the point.
Dear little demon, you must know one thing. If a demon wants to establish an intimate or even negative relationship with a cultivator, it needs to be prepared to pay a lot but may not get anything in return.
Even if you will shed a sea of tears for this, even if one day you may give your life for him and he will be indifferent, do you still want to be his spiritual pet without any regrets?
"Uh..." This sentence somewhat collides with the wedding vows.
Xiaoyao, what’s your answer?
"Yes Yes Yes."
Great, let's get to the point right away.
Dear little demon, have you established a master-servant relationship with the cultivator?
"No."
Why not yet?
"Maybe he doesn't need a spiritual pet?"
wrong!
There are no cultivators in the world who don’t need spiritual pets, there are only spiritual pets who don’t work hard enough.
"..." Even so, she is not a mistress...
Dear little demon, you must let the cultivator know what a considerate spiritual pet you will become, so considerate that he will think of you at any time when he eats, sleeps, bathes, or practices.
"Can this still happen?"
Yes! The only secret to success is just one word, lick!
Dear little demon, as long as you can lick it so well that it moistens it without making any sound, and lick it so that the cultivator's whole body becomes hairy without your licking, then you will have succeeded.
"..." Vulture is really her mother, she shouldn't doubt it. She read such a good book too late, otherwise why would she have gone down so many wrong paths?
Dear little demon, the cultivation directions of human cultivators can be divided into five types: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. The same is true for licking dogs. There are many training directions. Do you know the several training directions of licking dogs?
"I don't know..." She really didn't know that these days, she had become so involved that even being a dog licker was a matter of knowledge. This chapter has been completed!