Taoyao knows very well how much an excellent mentor can promote the growth of a student. At this moment, this book "On the Self-cultivation of Spiritual Pets" is her mentor on her new life journey.
The instructor is so earnest and persuasive. As a student who is eager to learn, how could she not applaud and praise him angrily?
"Lord Shu, you are my god."
roll!
"..."
Xiaoyao, are you insulting this book?
"ha?"
Xiaoyao, this book solemnly warns you that if you dare to use words like God to insult this book again, this book will refuse to answer any of your questions! Please remember that this book is a stylish book and does not disdain harmony.
Gods and such rubbish are in company.
I thought it hated monsters and must respect gods, but it turned out that it was not the case either. Among the six races in the Three Realms, this thing was the only one in its own world.
That's all, it's just a book. As a human being, she must have the grace to read a book.
"……Feel sorry."
very good.
"..." Yes, the more I do, the more I slap my nose and face.
Tao Yao suddenly became interested and wanted to see how far this book could go. "I beg Master Shu to continue teaching me. The little demon is all ears."
Urgent for what?
"..." She endured.
Little demon, you should know that there is a saying in the human race, that is, you can go to the hall and go to the kitchen. This is the true meaning of being a good dog licker.
Based on this, the practice direction of dog-licking can be divided into two categories, one is all-round dog-licking, and the other is heavy-duty dog-licking. The heavy-duty dog-licking can be subdivided into two types: heavy literature and heavy martial arts.
"Master Shu is so amazing~" She secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Her humiliation was not in vain. After all the nonsense, she finally got some reality.
Little demon, how is your cultivation?
"Uh..." What kind of wording should I use to make myself look less like a noob?
Okay, no need to hesitate, this book understands that you cannot be an all-round dog licker.
It doesn't matter, she can continue to endure it. After all, she used to be an outstanding Ninja Turtle when she was still a poor Internet writer.
"Sir, Master Shu, it is clear that the little demon has little talent and little knowledge. It is true that he cannot be an all-rounder, but everything is possible. What if there is such a day? So I ask Master Shu to teach me and clarify my doubts. What is an all-rounder?"
Haha... I'm just talking about a dream.
"..." Taoyao gritted her teeth and suppressed the fist that was about to explode.
Little demon, listen up, the all-round licking dog can be the cultivator's sword, acting as the cultivator's vanguard in a fight, killing enemies for the cultivator. The most powerful licking dog can even wipe out thousands of troops for the cultivator.
The all-round licking dog can also be a caring little cotton-padded jacket for a cultivator. When a cultivator cries, he knows how to comfort him with soft words. When a cultivator laughs, he can flatter him in ten thousand ways.
In short, whatever the cultivator needs, a licking dog can do it, so that it can be called an all-rounder.
"..." The dog-licking world suddenly made Taoyao feel unattainable. According to Po Shu's theory, why should she have a spiritual pet relationship with a cultivator? Wouldn't it be better if she could raise an all-purpose spiritual pet herself?
?
Oh, she is a demon and has no chance.
Dear little demon, are you envious?
"A bit." Nonsense, who wouldn't say a word of envy after hearing this?
It's not necessary.
"Eh?"
Whether it is an all-round dog licking or a dog licking that emphasizes force, life is very tiring. Because there is a sky and there are people outside the world. It may not be difficult to be a powerful dog licking, but it is difficult to be an invincible dog licking.
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Therefore, this book firmly believes that the most awesome licking dog is the soul catcher, which can capture the heart of the cultivator without having to fight to the death. When it comes to charging into battle, the licking dog that can make the cultivator fight for it is a good licking dog.
Only truly successful dog lickers.
Yes, she can't be an all-around dog licker, but she can turn the cultivator into an all-around master.
"Master Shu, you are awesome~"
If you really feel this way, then this book believes that you are really nothing.
"..." Damn it, isn't this point of view put forward by her? She just did it out of respect, and added a little bit of approval and agreement, but it's not a thing anymore?
If she is not a thing, is the broken book a thing? Well... the broken book is really a thing.
Little demon, if a demon is not a god, how can it be ruthless?
Forget it, keep coaxing.
"Yes, yes, Lord Shu is far-sighted. It would be unsightly if the relationship between man and demon is purely exploited. It would be better to be more sincere and less cunning, so that everyone will be happy."
Dear little demon, you are really greedy.
"..." Taoyao gritted her teeth and raised her eyes to look at the lantern on the table. The fire in the lantern danced so happily. Do you want to give this book to dance with the fire?
He actually said she was greedy, was she greedy? Her words were not based on facts.
She wanted to be a truly successful licking dog. When charging into battle, the cultivator would be willing to protect her and fight to the front, but that didn't mean that she didn't care about the cultivator's life or death.
Otherwise, why would she choose Jingshangxian, the number one cultivator in the world? Just because he is the most beautiful? Is she so superficial?
Of course she cannot become an all-powerful spiritual pet, but the Supreme Immortal is an all-powerful cultivator. He is so strong, so why does she need to rush to the front and cause trouble?
The best thing she wants to do is to become the immortal's personal little cotton-padded jacket, the most intimate friend, and to accompany him happily to the end of the world. Companionship is the most loving sacrifice, and she is also very tired, okay?
That’s it, it’s just a book, why talk about life with it?
Dear little demon, this book does not intend to criticize you. Greed is not wrong. The nature of demons is that of beasts. Beasts are inherently greedy, especially when the cultivator chosen by the spiritual pet is a great beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people. The spiritual pet has a little different regard for the cultivator.
It's normal to have emotions.
It's no big deal if you're lustful.
"..." Did she mean this? Although, it was a little bit.
This book never objects to the spiritual pet falling in love with the cultivator. If the relationship between the cultivator and the spiritual pet is completely sincere, this book will not only encourage the spiritual pet to fall in love with the cultivator, but it will even encourage you to have children.
"..." It's annoying, I haven't thought that far yet, but her and Immortal's children... think about it, they are the cutest in the world.
Wipe your saliva, stupid little demon. This book encourages you to have children. Do you really want to have children with a cultivator?
"..." She was sure of one thing, this book was a perverted book-case split, "Master Shu, are we digressing from the topic?"
Why are you running?! You haven't even understood the most essential core, and you dare to say that this book is doing errands?! This book tells you that whether it is from the origin theory of humans and gods, or from the fact that the relationship between spiritual pets was originally created by the human race
Speaking of enslaving demons, it proves one thing, that is, there is never sincerity and equality between cultivators and spiritual pets!
"Oh." Forget it, no matter what he was going to say, she just answered it. If he kept talking like this, the day lily would get cold.
Little demon, pay attention to your attitude! If you offend this book, this book will curse you to never win the favor of the cultivator!
"Okay, okay, humans and demons can't be sincere." Should I burn it? Anyway, this is a gift from my mother. She hates the book, but she doesn't look at the monk's face or the Buddha's face.
Guess you know the truth.
"..." What nonsense, burn!
Just as Taoyao was about to pick up a corner of the book, she saw a line of words appear on the book.
Okay, I’m tired of reading this book, and I don’t want to talk nonsense with you. In short, if you don’t have advanced cultivation skills, but still want to establish a super, super, super... intimate relationship with a cultivator, then you must become an indispensable part of the cultivator’s life.
Existence. There are many ways to achieve this. Due to limited space, this book will not go into details one by one.
"Huh." She shouldn't have hesitated.
It's okay to treat her like a monkey!
Tao Yao was so angry that she threw the book. If she didn't want to hear something real, why would she waste her saliva on a book?
Just burning it would not relieve her hatred at all, so Tao Yao raised her foot and planned to put 17 or 18 footprints on the book to humiliate her before burning it.
Unexpectedly, before she could take action, she threw the book to the ground and gave her a sarcastic smile in return.
This is Chi Guoguo’s provocation!
"Poshu, since you can't provide me with substantial help, then I really have no reason to keep you around to celebrate the New Year. Since you have answered some of my questions, I can't be too unfeeling towards you.
So, I give you a few choices. First, let me tear you to pieces and then scatter you into the ice and snow of Pinhen Mountain. Second, let me burn you with a fire, and then bury your ashes in the snow.
Black mud under the snow.
Take your pick."
As soon as he finished speaking, "On the Self-cultivation of Spiritual Pets" began to tremble slightly, and then the sarcastic smile disappeared, replaced by a line of crooked small characters.
Dear little demon, is there a third option?
"Yes, please flatter me and I will let you live for two more days."
Tsk tsk, dear little demon, although you are stupid, you are bad enough. This book not only despises you, but also appreciates it a little. It seems that this book has misread it. Since you are not a brat and cannot be taught, this book should show you some mercy.
"..." Does it know that it is being threatened?
Although the little monster is stupid but bad, this book solemnly states that due to limited space, it cannot be mentioned one by one. It is definitely not a joke, because there are really too many ways to please a cultivator!
Therefore, this book really cannot tell you all the methods, but it can give you a simple example, and I hope you can draw inferences based on this.
For this sentence, she could endure it again: "Hurry up and say it!"
Xiaoyao, the life of a cultivator is often endless. The long and boring practice makes them gradually forget humanity and move toward divinity. However, the establishment of intimate relationships requires humanity, not divinity. Therefore, this book recommends,
You can try some methods to remind practitioners of the beauty of the world.
"For example...?"
For example... little demon, it's really shameful to have no brain, but it's really shameful to have to be a person's spiritual pet if you don't have a brain. This book feels -
She gave up, Taoyao hooked her lips, picked up the book, and put a corner of the book on the candlelight to bake.
Hot - hot - hot, you damn little demon, you are so bad that you don't even look like a demon! Stop it, you damn little demon!
Who cares about you? Taoyao moved the book further down.
Forget it... I guess this book scares you. For example, the taste of three meals a day in this world contains so much sweetness, bitterness, and sourness that people can’t bear to part with.
The distance between the human heart and the stomach is only a short distance away. If you really can’t grasp the practitioner’s heart, then try to grasp the practitioner’s stomach. What if you meet a foodie?
"Cooking...?"
What is cooking? Vulgar! This is called gourmet!
"..."
Okay, here are two more words for you at the end of this book. Although a cultivator has cultivated the path of immortality, as long as the cultivator has not become an immortal, he is still a mortal body and cannot completely resist food and sex.
In short, as long as you work hard to please him, cater to him, and do what he likes, you may still succeed.
Finally, this book hopes that all demons like you who want to become an excellent spiritual pet can get their wish.
"Gone?"
Gone.
Taoyao let go of her hand and the book fell into the lantern.
Ah - the last thing to add to this book is that if you encounter any difficult questions in the process of conquering cultivators, you can try to ask this book. This book cannot guarantee that it will definitely answer your questions, but,
What if?
"just in case?"
This book will definitely answer your questions and you will never break your promise!