The baron was full of fighting spirit, and in an instant, red blood rushed in front of the horse. The baron held his right hand tightly against its head, and his left hand supported the horse's neck.
The crimson dragon aura seemed to have spirituality, and soon poured into the body of the red-blooded horse through the baron, and then emitted high temperature to roast the red blood in an attempt to slow down its offensive.
Soon Chixue felt the blockage of the red dragon aura, and the pain caused by the high temperature actually made him more brave, launching a fatal charge regardless of everything!
"Hey!" it howled, as if it was its own slogan.
[Red-blooded Horse: Red-blooded horses go to war and fight until death!]
The corners of the baron's mouth raised slightly and he said: "Tmd, you are more arrogant than my Huolai. It's okay, come on!"
"Boom!" There was no way to avoid it. One man and one horse, like destroying the world, finally collided with each other with a loud noise!
(Please make up your own mind about the picture, I won’t go into detail below.)
What's funny is that both the man and the horse were unscathed in the end, but other people who were eating melons were not so lucky.
The unprecedented strong vibration and sound scared Lao Ke and doctor James who were chatting in the distance after dinner. They fell from their chairs and were caught off guard.
Doctor James broke out in a cold sweat, the bald hairs on his head were messy, and his Mediterranean hair style transformed into a sparse bird's nest shape.
He asked hurriedly: "What happened, Mr. Lao Ke, do you know what happened?"
Lao Ke also looked shocked and guessed: "No, it might be an earthquake! Doctor James, follow me and hide under the bed, come quickly!"
After saying that, Lao Ke immediately got under the bed and lay down. This put the obese doctor James in trouble!
He had just eaten, and his belly was bigger than that of a 7-month pregnant woman. He couldn't squat down, but his life was more important now.
He only felt that the whole house was shaking, maybe there was an earthquake. In desperation, he could only force himself to lie down and slowly crawl under the bed.
It doesn't matter if you don't crawl. Once you crawl, it gets stuck in the middle. The round belly is stuck between the ground and the bottom of the bed, leaving no more gaps.
"Hey, ya!" Doctor James tried his best to survive, shouting and stuffing himself under the bed!
"Zi la!" After a crisp sound, he finally succeeded in stuffing himself under the bed, and his sacrifice was not small at the same time.
This crisp sound announced that his clothes were torn. At this moment, his underwear was torn by the wooden thorns under the bed, exposing the flesh on his belly.
As for the bed at this moment, the foot part of the bed shows an inclination angle of 20 degrees, slightly tilted, and the two legs at the foot of the bed are also suspended.
In the blink of an eye, it looked like Doctor James was using the bed as a quilt to cover himself.
This scene happened to be clearly seen by Lao Ke who was under the other bed on the other side. He couldn't help it, laughed and said:
"I said Dr. James, you should really consider losing weight. Otherwise, I joked that you would have to customize your coffin if you buy it... Hahahaha."
At this time, Lao Ke imagined Dr. James lying in the coffin, but after closing the coffin lid, his belly was too big and he forced the coffin lid up.
Those four coffin nails couldn't be driven in no matter what! His flesh...the flesh on his belly couldn't fit in!
At this moment, the two of them felt that the shock just now was gradually disappearing, as if the whole room was no longer spinning.
After a long time, the baron trotted back with a smile on his face. He saw the two people sleeping under the bed and couldn't help but feel a little confused.
"Is there anything interesting under the bed? What are you doing?"
"Oh oh oh, Baron, you're back. We thought there was an earthquake just now! Dr. James and I went to hide under the bed." Lao Ke answered as he got up.
But Dr. James on the other side is not so calm...
"Hey... ah! ah! ah... help me, I can't get up, I'm going to be suffocated by the bed!"
He originally wanted to use the bench press to push up the bed and then slowly roll out, but he found that he was not strong enough and was crushed to death.
When everyone pushed the bed away and helped Dr. James up, they found that he was dirty and his clothes were in tatters. He was not wrapped at all, and the flesh on his stomach had popped out.
"Why are you in such a mess? Did you have a fight with the bed?" Russell asked, not understanding the situation. "Hey, it's hard to explain. I'll go wash it off first." Dr. James became embarrassed.
At this time, Lao Ke asked: "Baron, do you know what happened just now? My house suddenly shook!"
"Oh, it's nothing. I just had a little conflict with the sweaty horse, and it's resolved now. This horse is called red blood, and it's really strong, hahaha."
"Conflict? Resolved... Resolved? You didn't kill it by hand, did you?" Hearing the word "resolved", Lao Ke thought of other aspects.
"No, no, no, I've even cured it! But Lao Ke, I might need to trouble you to ask your servants to clean up the racecourse. It's really... shit."
"What the hell is going on, Baron?" Now Lao Ke was even more confused.
"It's like this..." Then the Baron began to explain.
Maybe it's because he usually looks down on the other less outstanding horses around him, so Chixue doesn't interact with them much.
As time went by, its amount of exercise was not up to standard, and no one dared to approach it or drive it, so a lot of excrement accumulated in its body.
Just now, I was playing with it for a while. After a while of collision, the exercise made its stomach and intestines "kettle". It only felt severe pain in its stomach, and then, it started to tremble...
It can be said that the entire racecourse is now filled with the smell of shit.
"Baron, what do you mean, he feels refreshed, his ears are healed, and his temper is gentle now that he's done with it?"
"That's right, you can go take a look later. But you have to ask the servants to clean up the racecourse first. Trust me, you won't want to smell that smell..."
Recalling the old shit he smelled just now, Russell felt nauseated again...
At this moment, the system came online again.
[The task is completed, and the problem of constipation has been successfully solved by the sweaty BMW. 】
[System prompt: I think Chixue will be willing to travel with you next time.]
No problem, but the system, I think before that, I plan to go to the town to buy a few more laxatives, so that it can be clean all at once, and it will last until dawn.
In this way, you can avoid endless troubles, if it starts to lose its temper again along the way, no good.