[System prompt: Are you not afraid of using laxatives to perform anal prolapse?]
What are you afraid of? I'm really exhausted. I need another anti-diarrheal medicine!
[System prompt: You still know how to play...] After answering this sentence, the system took the initiative to go offline. It was really too lazy to pay attention to this baron with a strange brain.
But what the system didn't expect was that this scammer was not joking. He was really planning to go to the drug store in the town to grab a pair of laxatives and an antidiarrheal medicine.
It happened that Dr. James also came back after a brief wash, but his clothes were damaged, so he put on the bath towel from Lao Ke's house.
The bird's nest hairstyle that was fluttering in the wind before has also been simply taken care of, and it has returned to a regular Mediterranean style.
"Um, Doctor James, please write down a prescription for the red blood horse. Just prescribe a pair of laxatives and a pair of anti-diarrheal drugs. In this way, your treatment mission will be considered completed. You can also explain to Her Majesty the Goddess when you go back."
"What...what do you mean?" James was confused when he heard the baron's strange request.
"Oh, I'm too lazy to explain so much, just listen to me."
"No! Dear Count de Russell, you have to know that I am a real doctor! I will never prescribe medicine randomly. Unless you have a reasonable basis, I will not write it for you.
Prescription!"
Dr. James' categorical answer made the Baron feel good about him. Although this guy was bald and fat and gluttonous, he was an honest and honest man after all.
Moreover, he has his own persistence and focus on medical skills and prescribing medicine, and is not even afraid of power, which is very good and admirable.
This also made the Baron want to recruit him to change jobs and join his team.
"Okay, then I will retell the story I just explained to Lao Ke." So the Baron started over again and explained it.
At the same time, he also explained clearly why he needed a pair of laxatives and a pair of antidiarrheal medicines.
After listening, Dr. James felt that there was some truth and replied: "Well... Baron, your method is not impossible, but no one has ever used medicine like this..."
"What are you afraid of? I'm not using it on people, it's a horse. I said James, don't be too rigid and be flexible in treating diseases. Do you have a better way? If not, just listen.
Just make my arrangements."
Doctor James stopped talking and took out the medicine list given by Valkyrie Tianyan. This list has the unique seal and flag pattern of Valkyrie Tianyan. Only after seeing these, the people in the drug store will provide medicine.
He wrote the prescription on it: a pair of laxatives and a pair of antidiarrheals. At the same time, he signed his name James in the lower corner, and finally handed it to the Baron with both hands.
As he handed his hands to the Baron, Dr. James asked again:
"Lord Baron, with this, my mission is completed, right? Can I go back to the military camp to report now?"
"Are you in such a hurry to leave? Don't you like spending time with me and Lao Ke? Or is the lunch here not delicious enough?"
"No, no, no, you misunderstood. The lunch was very rich and delicious. You and Mr. Lao Ke are also good people! But I have to go back to report the mission, and I also have to change my clothes..."
"That's... okay, okay, nice to meet you, Dr. James. I hope we have another chance to work together in the future."
The baron glanced at the bath towel wrapped around him. Although he was reluctant to part with it, he could only let him go and wait for his fate in the future.
Immediately afterwards, the baron mounted the strong traveling horse he currently owned and rushed to the drugstore.
While riding, he also muttered to the horse: "Hey, old man! I will have a new and excellent horse soon. When the time comes... I will keep you at Lao Ke's house, where he is
You are very wealthy and I believe you can enjoy your old age in peace."
The strong traveling horse seemed to understand and nodded silently. For a war horse, having a comfortable place to retire is the best destination.
After arriving at the pharmacy, the person who ordered the medicine was also shocked by the surprising and speechless prescription.
"What disease do you intend to treat with this pair of laxatives and antidiarrheal medicine?" the person who took the medicine asked the baron.
The baron was a little impatient and replied: "It's not good to treat the ears."
"What!? How do you treat it?" The doctor couldn't believe his ears, and even suspected that his ears were bad.
This made the baron even more impatient. A small passerby who was trying to get medicine made a lot of nonsense! So he retorted:
"Hey! tmd, my explanation for prescribing medicine has been explained twice today tmd!
I will never explain it a third time. I will never say anything three times. Do you understand?
Have you seen the unique seal and flag pattern of Valkyrie Tianyan? Follow this medicine list, take your medicine, and shut your mouth."
"You can't say anything three times, but just now, you said it three times." The person who took the medicine refused to give up.
"What the fuck...you..." Russell was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while...
"Four times, you are such a strange person, you are even weirder than this prescription! Okay, okay, I've got it for you. Take your pair of laxatives and antidiarrheal medicine and leave quickly."
This time, it was the drug collector's turn to be impatient.
The baron accepted the medicine and said, "What's your name, you who took the medicine?"
"Everyone calls me Xiaoqi, because I am the seventh member of our family to leave home and work as a medicine man to save all sentient beings. I am happy to come to this goddess empire to save people."
"Xiao Qi... the seventh one left his hometown and came out to be a medicine man to save all sentient beings... It's very interesting. It seems that you are a good person. Please forgive me for being rude and presumptuous just now."
After hearing about his deeds, the Baron couldn't help but respect him. This ordinary medicine-catcher actually had such a great sense of benevolence and mission.
Pharmacist Xiao Qi replied lightly: "It's nothing. The people who came here a while ago were more rude than you and even hurt me."
These words made the Baron interested and a little angry. He asked: "Who came here a while ago? How can you bully a good person like you!"
"He is a bearded old uncle with no nose or eyes. He often comes to me to get medicine to treat his nose and eyes. I tell him how to use the medicine with good intentions, but he bites the good guy. Alas..."
"It's that old guy Yan Tulu again!?"
"Why, his name is Nayan Tulu... Have you also been bullied by Nayan Tulu?" Xiao Qi looked at the baron and asked.
The Baron nodded and said, "That's right. Xiao Qi, don't worry, I will avenge you in the future. I'm glad to meet you. My name is Russell."
"Are you Dr. Russell? That bearded man has been using dirty words to greet your family from the moment he entered my pharmacy to the moment he left."