Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Ninth: Flattery on the Pole
The First Affiliated College of Huaguoshan.
Lin Fang stared at the mountains of gifts in front of him with gleaming eyes.
He turned to look at the old monkey and said with a smile: "Confiscate all these. This way, I will finally have some surplus food in Huaguo Mountain."
The old monkey smiled and nodded.
"It's better to use the principal's method and reveal the information about your greed for money to those people in advance."
"They actually went up to the pole and handed over the money."
"The most rare thing is that this income is completely independent of the gifts. It is considered additional income, but the quantity and quality are no less than the gifts."
"Principal, how do you know that they will definitely send money?"
Lin Fang chuckled.
"I don't know."
"I just arranged it casually. It won't be a loss for us if there is any result. It's a matter of whether there is a date or not. Let's smash two poles first and see."
The old monkey was thoughtful.
In fact, in Lin Fang's previous life, these were not a big deal.
Treating guests and giving gifts before doing things are just a basic idea.
Some roads are wild and just float, but usually after the float is completed, things are settled.
He just reversed roles.
In the past, he was the one who gave gifts to others, but now he finally enjoys the treatment of the exploiting class.
So as soon as Lin Fang released the information about his greed for money, there were a lot of monsters who sent the treasure to him through various channels. Not only did he give it willingly, but Lin Fang would feel more at ease after accepting it.
"But we have received so many gifts, does it really not matter?"
"What's important?"
Lin Fang asked back, "What do you mean, why do they come up to the pole to curry favor with us in Huaguo Mountain?"
"Of course you are begging us not to hit them."
The old monkey blurted it out without thinking.
"Um……"
"The other thing is to establish a good relationship with us. In the future, you will have a backer or a powerful ally. If you just lose some gifts, you will make a profit no matter what."
Lin Fang nodded, finally not too stupid.
"Then do you think that after we accept this gift, they will feel that the establishment of diplomatic relations is stable this time."
The old monkey nodded.
"Then don't we want to find trouble with them?"
The old monkey nodded again.
The purpose of Huaguo Mountain has always been development and construction. Until the potential of Huaguo Mountain is fully tapped, they will not be able to spare their time to attack the territory and expand their power.
But the demons outside don't know this.
"In this case, if we accept these gifts and they get the results they want, will they feel that I have contributed to this?"
The old monkey nodded for the third time.
"But, we didn't do anything."
Lin Fang sighed and said, "Don't look at what we did, but what they think."
"They felt that we had done it and that the money was worth it. After that, there was a steady flow of money, and these were additional properties."
The old monkey scratched his head again.
He just understood a little bit of the secret, but Lin Fang's last sentence made him confused again.
But he also understood that there will be many such fools in the future.
"Then we are making some noise?"
Lin Fang shook his head and said: "The food must be eaten one bite at a time, and the road must be walked step by step. Even if you are slaughtering a fat sheep, you must pay attention to the steady flow of water."
"That's it this time."
"In the future, we will have plenty of opportunities to kill them."
The old monkey was thoughtful.
After a long time, he suddenly remembered something and said with a smile: "By the way, there is one more thing. The nine-tailed fox in Lingxi Cave in Nanfangbuzhou wants to meet the king."
"It was recommended by the Fox Demon King. I can't extrapolate it. Besides, someone else gave me this number."
The old monkey held out two fingers with a look of wealth.
Lin Fang also became interested.
"This is a big investment, Lingxi Cave Nine-tailed Fox...what does she want from me?"
At this point, the old monkey's expression became a little strange.
"She wants you to introduce her to the king. She said there are many beauties in the clan. If the king likes them, she can choose a few to be concubines."
"He also said that if the king is not satisfied after using it, he can still exchange it."
Damn it!!.
Is this world of monsters so open?
This is guaranteed after-sales service.
Lin Fang was shocked.
"Although I know that foxes are extremely talented in this area, this is too... what the hell."
"And doesn't she know Yang Chan?"
"If you do this, aren't you afraid that Yang Chan will demolish her Lingxi Cave?"
This is totally seeking death.
"Isn't it because Fairy Yang Chan is not here? In addition, the nine-tailed fox said that our king is an upright man, so he still can't control his own woman?"
hehe!!
Take advantage of Sister Yang Chan's absence to commit suicide.
If this really happens, then when Sister Yang Chan comes back, wouldn't it be a huge change?
"Now I suddenly feel that this gift is a bit hot."
Lin Fang sighed and said: "You return the gift to her and just say that I can't control this matter. If she still wants to do this, she will find another opportunity. This matter has nothing to do with me."
I have to pick myself clean.
Otherwise, the lotus lantern might hit his head.
"Be tougher." When the old monkey left, Lin Fang did not forget to warn him.
The old monkey left.
Soon, he came back again.
"How's it going?"
"She said it was a pity, but she could understand it. After all, Yang Chan had a profound background. It was wise to say you didn't want to care about it. As for the gifts, they were confiscated and sent to us again."
But he knows how to be a good person.
Lin Fang breathed a long sigh of relief.
"In addition, she also asked if you are interested in having a concubine."
"Ahem!!"
Lin Fang almost choked himself.
After he finally calmed down, he asked: "No, even with my small body, she can't bear to do anything to me. Is this such a big deal?"
The old monkey shrugged.
"That's not all. I'm counting Tiger's Mouth Cave, Feilai Peak, Ghost King Mountain, Yingzui Stream..."
When he said this, the old monkey suddenly paused.
"Principal, do you think this is a different kind of gift?"
Lin Fang rolled his eyes and said, "Forget it."
"Isn't it only the human race that plays this trick? Why do the monsters also play it so fancy? This is a gift and a gift to the banshee. Can't the monsters and monsters be sincere?"
"sincere?"
The old monkey thought for a moment and said, "Then you collected it for the king?"
"I can make the decision on this matter."
"And I believe that when Fairy Yang Chan comes back and learns about your heroic sacrifice, she will definitely be very grateful to you."
Lin Fang: "..."
"Why is it that I am the one who died heroically, but you can't?"
"I'm not qualified enough."
The old monkey shrugged his shoulders and said confidently: "According to you, principal, I am just a middle-level cadre in Huaguoshan. It is the higher-ups they want to curry favor with."