Lin Fang shook his turtle shell and said, "What do you think I can do?"
"What should we do?"
The old monkey said tentatively: "How about we keep the things and the banshee, and let the king make his own choice?"
Lin Fang rolled his eyes at him.
"If you let Sister Yang Chan know that she is not here, and you introduce a lot of fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, sweet-skinned, soft-mouthed banshees to Brother Monkey, do you believe that Sister Yang Chan can skin you?"
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"Isn't it easy to push down someone with a delicate body?" the old monkey said in surprise.
Lin Fang had said the same thing before, but that time he clearly meant that he had a delicate body and was easy to push down.
With these wolf-like banshees, do you think Brother Monkey needs to push them away?
I'm afraid I'll just lie flat.
"What does it mean that the mouth is like honey?"
"Hehe, you don't know this, right?" Lin Fang chuckled and said, "This little mouth can do a lot of things, and it can make a demon want to die."
The old monkey scratched his head, looking puzzled.
"What can be done?"
Lin Fang looked at his expression and asked doubtfully: "Isn't the customs passed down from the ancestors of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain?"
"Forget it, if you don't know, then you don't know."
He suddenly felt emotional.
If Ling Xuzi was still alive, then with his unique qualifications as the Evil Demon King, you would definitely be able to hear what he was saying.
Unfortunately, he is no longer here.
Speaking of which, I haven’t seen everyone from Fish Path and Mountain Pond for a long time.
Because it is too dangerous to leave Lingtai Mountain.
So when he left, he only waved his sleeves and didn't take anything with him, just like he came lightly and didn't bring anything with him.
But after being separated for a long time, I miss you a little bit.
According to the original work, Lingtai Mountain should have disappeared into the Three Realms now.
Maybe we will never meet again in this life.
"Principal, what are you thinking about?" The old monkey looked at him with a sudden emotion on his face, as if reminiscing about the past, and couldn't help but ask.
"well!!"
Lin Fang didn't answer, just sighed.
While the two were talking, Brother Monkey suddenly walked in.
"What are you talking about?"
Lin Fang turned to look at him and asked curiously: "You just came in like this? Didn't those monsters outside stop you?"
The old monkey also looked surprised.
The reason why he never left was to avoid those monsters.
"Outside, demon?"
Brother Monkey looked confused, but soon he suddenly realized: "You are referring to the monsters outside. They have all gone back, and they are all very happy."
"It's so strange, they are so happy as if they have got some big treasure."
Lin Fang: "Going back?"
Old Monkey: "Still happy?"
Both of them looked confused and shocked.
Will these demons give up so easily?
Lin Fang looked at Brother Monkey and said curiously: "Brother Monkey, you couldn't have done anything, right?"
"I didn't do anything."
Brother Monkey looked at him doubtfully and said: "Brother Lin Fang, what's wrong with you today? Are those monsters outside scary? Don't they just want to send their family monsters to Huaguo Mountain to learn."
"I agreed to it all."
"Then they all left happily."
Lin Fang: "..."
Old Monkey: "..."
No matter how many times I calculated, I still missed Brother Monkey.
It's over now.
This is taking advantage of Yang Chan's absence to commit suicide. When Yang Chan comes back, the entire Huaguo Mountain should not be demolished.
"Where are the demons arranged?"
Lin Fang looked at Brother Monkey anxiously.
"I asked them what they wanted to learn, and they said it was all up to my arrangement, so I asked the black bear spirit to take them away and let them learn in the junior high school first."
Brother Monkey is still serious.
Lin Fang: "Brother Monkey, didn't you realize there was something wrong?"
"What could be the problem?"
"Didn't you realize that the monsters who stayed to study are all female monsters, and each of them is very slim and in good shape. They are particularly well-educated and well-liked by male monsters?"
Brother Monkey thought for a moment.
"Brother Lin Fang said this, it seems to be true."
"I, Sun, was just thinking about why they were so happy, so I didn't pay attention to these things."
"What's going on?"
"Do the monsters who stay to study have to be good-looking, or do the monster kings have the habit of favoring girls over boys, so all the monsters sent here are banshees?"
Lin Fang helped his forehead.
"Brother Monkey, those demons are sending banshees to you."
"Give me?"
Brother Monkey laughed as if he had heard some big joke and said: "Brother Lin Fang, don't tease me anymore. I'm a monkey, what kind of banshee did they give me?"
"If you have this skill, wouldn't it be nice for him to send him more money?"
Lin Fang shrugged.
"Brother Monkey, you didn't know this. Sometimes, the wind on your pillow can be even more powerful than real money."
"If they send someone as a pillow, they will become pillow lovers."
Seeing that he was not joking, Brother Monkey became serious and said: "So, my old grandson has collected a lot of wives for himself?"
"This is difficult to handle."
It's not difficult to do.
Lin Fang could already predict how Yang Chan would behave when he found out about this.
Didn't Brother Monkey want to fight Yang Chan before?
Now there is a reason.
But if they fight each other, is it considered domestic violence? Or is it an irreconcilable conflict within Huaguoshan?
Brother Monkey frowned slightly and said: "Master said that color is a bone-scraping steel knife, and the book also said that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes. My grandson has found so many Wenwen Townships for himself at once. Isn't he going to die?"
He suddenly looked at Lin Fang.
The golden eyes rolled around, and a cunning smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"hey-hey!!"
"Brother Lin Fang, I, Lao Sun, usually treat you well."
"It's not thin." Lin Fang blurted out without thinking, but after he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong, but the words had already been spoken and it was too late to say anything.
I saw the smile on Brother Monkey's face getting bigger.
"If it's not bad, I will give you all these banshees."
"How about it?"
Lin Fang: "..."
"Brother Monkey, I am powerless."
Brother Monkey smiled and said: "It's better to be weak-minded. Brother Lin Fang, this color is extremely dangerous. It's just that you have to be weak-minded to conquer these banshees."
This is not the legendary thing that you can only watch but not go to.
"That's it, let's make an agreement. If I have something else to do, I'll leave first."
Brother Monkey simply somersaulted and disappeared.
Lin Fang looked at the empty room, then turned to look at the old monkey and said, "Oh, old military advisor, I usually treat you well, right?"
Old Monkey: "..."
"Ahem!!"
"Principal, I suddenly thought that I still have something to do, so I'll leave first."
He left without saying a word.
I left without any hesitation.
Lin Fang looked at the huge office, and the tea was cold in an instant. He suddenly felt the warmth and coldness of the world, and now only the deserted place was left.