Chapter 22 God is so special, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water
"Brother Lu Yu, why don't you bow to Duke Cao quickly..." Cai Zhaoji's words interrupted the silence of the pavilion.
Cao Gong? Cao Cao? He is Cao Cao?
Lu Yu immediately looked at the middle-aged man in front of him, who had nothing to do with the word "handsome".
If he were not familiar with the history of the "Three Kingdoms", he would definitely not be able to connect the helmsman who set sail for Wei Wu's hegemony with the dark and muscular guy in front of him. The main reason is that... he is really not good-looking.
For a moment, Lu Yu felt inexplicably worried about the "seed" of Lao Cao's family.
In addition, the way Lao Cao stared at him made Lu Yu always have an inexplicable and strange feeling. Why did he still have a strange aura?
"Junior Lu Yu, please pay your respects to Duke Cao..."
Ugly as ugly, weird as weird, he is a hero after all. Lu Yu bowed respectfully.
Cao Cao hurriedly helped him up. His heart was extremely complicated. He wanted to say something, but he didn't know where to start.
"Since brother is here, he must have something to ask brother Lu Yu, so the little sister will leave first..."
Cai Zhaoji saluted knowingly, "General women are not allowed to listen to important matters such as government affairs and military affairs, let alone participate in them."
In short, Cai Zhaoji has turned around and is about to retreat, leaving the courtyard to the two of them!
"Xianmei, stay!"
Who would have thought that Cao Cao directly called Cai Zhaoji to stop. "Excuse me, Xianmei, and tell your servants to boil two buckets of hot water..."
Hot water?
Two buckets of hot water?
Cai Zhaoji was startled, and so was Lu Yu. Lao Cao was not following the routine!
According to Lu Yu's guess, since he handed over the strategy of "Guerrilla Warfare" to Xun Yu, Xun Yu would naturally hand it over to Lao Cao, and Lao Cao would definitely come to talk to him and Lu Yu.
According to Lu Yu's judgment...Lao Cao would come at night, but he didn't expect that Lao Cao would be impatient in broad daylight.
Of course, this is not the point.
The point is, come during the day, just come during the day, but you don’t ask about government affairs, military affairs, the art of war, or "guerrilla warfare". Instead, you ask them to prepare hot water?
What kind of high-end operation is this?
Could it be that my aunt is here? Do you need to drink more hot water?
Lu Yu's face was full of doubts, and Cai Zhaoji quickly asked: "I wonder why brother is heating hot water?"
"this…"
Cao Cao paused and asked for two buckets of hot water, of course for bathing, one bucket for him and one bucket for Lu Yu!
He had to make sure that Lu Yu had the same birthmark from fifteen years ago.
This birthmark impressed Cao Cao deeply. His son with the daughter of the Lu family in Dunqiu County had an obvious birthmark on the inner side of his right thigh, which was shaped like a spear, ready to come out, domineering and powerful.
At that time, Cao Cao also said that the birthmark of the spear on the inner thigh of this son was like that of the champion Hou Huo Qubing and the Huo family spear! When he grows up, he will definitely have a spear like a dragon!
It can be said that whether there is a spear birthmark is related to Lu Yu's identity and status, and this... can only be verified while taking a shower.
In addition, Cao Cao couldn't snatch the jade pendant and wooden sign that Lu Yu carried with him for inspection, right?
Hot water, a bath, and once you take off these clothes, won't the jade pendant and wooden plaque come out naturally?
"Xianmei, your brother has been in the military camp before. There are a bunch of rough guys there, all dirty. Now that all the hardships are over, you should wash off the dirt and take a bath and incense, so that... your whole body can feel more relaxed!"
At this point, Cao Cao glanced at himself and continued with a smile: "It just so happens that I haven't bathed or washed in a few days. I'll take this opportunity to go wash with your brother?"
Ah...ah...
Cai Zhaoji frowned.
Taking a bath? The first time brother Cao Cao and his younger brother Lu Yu met, they asked for...a wooden barrel to take a bath?
Logically speaking, there is nothing wrong with two men, but Cai Zhaoji always feels weird, and she can't explain what is strange.
However, she had seen the story in ancient books about "Qi Huan Gong paid homage to his ministers five times", and she had also seen the story about "The Yan family paid great attention to Guo Wei and started to build the Golden Tower". These people who are hungry for talents are looking for talents.
It’s not surprising that he does all kinds of weird things!
It's just...that her brother Cao Cao invited him to take a bath together as soon as they met, she had never heard of or seen him.
If Cai Zhaoji is just stunned...
Well, Lu Yu was confused here, huge, deep, and indescribable.
What a bath;
God damn, take a shower together;
God damn, take a bath with Cao Cao.
Lu Yu felt like he could stuff an egg into his mouth. Isn't Cao Cao a good wife? What does it mean to take a bath with me? You ask your eldest brother Yuan Shao and his wife to take a bath!
If there was soap next to him at this moment, Lu Yu could lift it up and hit Lao Cao directly.
You know... growing up, Lu Yu only took a bath with Sister Zhao Ji. Others, especially men... didn't even think about it.
In an instant, the huge word "reject" was almost written all over Lu Yu's face.
"If Mr. Cao has something to say, you might as well speak frankly. Lu Yu will definitely tell you everything he knows... As for bathing and changing clothes, you can skip it..." Lu Yu's words became more urgent. "If you want to ask about the strategy of defeating the Yellow Turban Thief in Yanzhou, I will tell you everything."
There are some new ideas here..."
Lu Yu tried to change the subject. Cao Cao is currently in trouble at home and abroad. Taking a bath is more important than being unable to break the moth thief, right?
However, Lu Yu had a calculation in his heart, but how could he know that in Cao Cao's opinion, this bathing was really more important than the moth-breaking thief. The sky is big and the earth is big, but it is not as big as Cao Cao's son!
"Those are not busy." Cao Cao waved his hand. "Since Mr. Lu Yu has a great plan, how about we discuss it in detail while taking a bath in the wooden barrel of the bathroom?"
"The so-called friendship between gentlemen is as light as water..."
Well... the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water!
The magical friendship between gentlemen is as light as water... No matter how light it is, it can't be as light as taking a bath together!
"Mr. Cao, I...I..." Lu Yu still wanted to speak...
Unexpectedly, Cao Cao interrupted immediately when the conversation started. "Xianmei, hurry up and get ready. Brother, I can't wait any longer!"
I can’t wait to force you to be my sister!
Lu Yu was completely stunned!
Is this still Cao Cao? Is this a generation of tycoons?
When they met, they took a shower. Lu Yu even suspected that this guy was a man from the Northeast who had traveled through time...
For a moment, Lu Yu wanted to cry, but he had no tears... He even felt scared.
But unfortunately, Cao Cao said so and still persisted so much. Even his sister Cai Zhaoji could not keep disobeying.
Besides, in Cai Zhaoji's view, it really doesn't matter if two men are taking a shower and they are more than 20 years apart...
"Brother, brother Lu Yu... please wait a moment, I will order my servants to boil water."
elder sister…
Sister Zhao Ji...
Lu Yu looked longingly at Sister Zhaoji who was slowly leaving, and he exclaimed in his heart - "I'm so special, I'm still a child!"