Chapter 23 The birthmark of a long spear, the spear shoots like a dragon
In the bathroom, there are two huge wooden buckets filled with water and flower petals...
After the maids finished setting up, they all left quickly.
Cai Zhaoji was worried and checked the water temperature again. After cleaning the utensils, she slowly walked out and gave this space to Cao Cao and brother Lu Yu. No one was allowed to step within a hundred steps of the bathroom...
After recalling what her brother had just said, Cai Zhaoji could tell.
He is as thoughtful as Cao Cao, so there must be a reason for the bathroom talk...
Perhaps... it was simply to prevent the partition wall from having ears, so I chose to install it in the bathroom...
Or perhaps such "honest treatment" could bring him closer to Lu Yu's younger brother more quickly and become close friends who talk about everything.
In Cai Zhaoji's view, there is such a saying in the market. Although it is vulgar, it has some truth when you think about it - those who have been together in the same window, carried a gun together, and visited prostitutes together are true brothers...
In this way, those who have taken a bath together must be brothers among brothers.
At this moment, the pure Cai Zhaoji's mind suddenly changed, and she didn't know what to do!
…
Take off your clothes, get in the bucket, and take a bath.
The heat rises, and instantly, smoke fills the air...
After all, Wei Mansion is the richest man in Chenliu, so even the cleaning supplies for bathing are all available.
Bath beans, honey locust, mugwort water, plant ash... these can appear around the bathtub, which is really high-end in this era.
Among them, "bath beans" are undoubtedly the most precious. They grind pig pancreas into a paste, then mix it with soybean powder and spices... and finally use it after natural drying. It is equivalent to the "soap" before time travel. In ancient times, it could be regarded as
The “Hermès” of toiletries!
"Ahem..."
Lu Yu soaked in it, coughed slightly, and closed his eyes helplessly. Good things are good things, and a bath is a bath... But no matter what, he couldn't be happy.
According to his idea, after moving into the "Wei Mansion" now, even if Sister Zhaoji doesn't accompany her to take a bath, there should be some maids and maids to serve her.
It's better now, he is soaking in a wooden barrel by himself, and Cao Cao is soaking in the barrel next to him. The maids don't see any of them, but when they look up, they see a rough old man.
The picture is so weird that I can't bear to look at it.
"Mr. Cao, forgive me for speaking frankly. Regarding taking a bath, I still like to be alone... Mr. Cao is here, and I am a little..."
Lu Yu wanted to say, "I can't let go..."
After all, taking a bath with Cao Cao, the great hero of the generation, is such a treatment that no one would dare to write in a time-travel novel. It’s ridiculous!
"Hahaha..." Cao Cao laughed. "They are all men, what are you afraid of? Hahaha..."
"Young master Lu Yu has read hundreds of volumes of books. Don't you hear that it is mentioned in the "Book of Rites Nei Principles" that on the fifth day, you should bathe in the soup, and on the third day, you should take a bath. During this period, if the dirt on the face is removed, the dirt on the feet should be washed away with the soup!"
Speaking of this, Cao Cao laughed "Haha..." again.
only…
Haha, Lu Yu said "haha".
How could he not know that the ancients paid attention to this? The few sentences in the "Book of Rites" record the living habits of the ancients, to be precise, the ancients of the upper class. For example... you have to take a bath every five days, and you have to wash your hair every three days.
, in the meantime, if your face is dirty, wash it with rice water; if your feet are dirty, soak it with hot water!
For this reason, the Han Dynasty also set up a legal holiday called "Xiu Mu", which means that no matter how big an official is, you can take one day off in five days and go home to bathe!
For this reason, ancient people looked forward to taking a bath in the same mood as modern people look forward to weekends and holidays. It’s so solemn...
It's just that Lu Yu's mood is complicated!
Although according to historical records, Lao Cao's hobby is to be a "good wife", but under this situation, Lu Yu is a little scared now!
Think about it, who else would be scared, right?
...Who would a normal person invite you to take a shower and be frank with you when they meet for the first time? This is really no secret!
Lu Yu was still closing his eyes, helpless, smiling bitterly...
But Cao Cao didn't know where he got a piece of woolen cloth. To be precise...this thing was called "Beauty Boxing" in the Han Dynasty!
There are two in total, about one foot and two inches long. They are made of "rattan" poles, and the satin is filled with silk floss and spices to make "fists". In addition to beating the back and shoulders, it can also rub the back...
This thing is more precious than bath beans, and it is a must-have artifact for the upper class.
Of course, this is not the point, the point is...Cao Cao stood up directly from the barrel, holding the "Beauty Fist" in both hands, and his bare body suddenly appeared in front of Lu Yu's eyes, and he looked at Lu Yu with a smile on his face.
"Come on, Mr. Lu Yu, stand up and let me rub your back!"
Ah...ah...
Lu Yu was completely confused. He had read a lot of ancient books, but there was no record... Big men have the habit of rubbing their backs.
The key point is that Cao Cao took the initiative to ask Lu Yu to rub his back, which was even more weird!
your sister…
"Mr. Cao...I...Although I am young, my orientation is absolutely normal. I am male and I like women!"
"Turn around..." Before Lu Yu could finish speaking, Cao Cao turned Lu Yu around like an eagle catching a chicken...
Lu Yu's brain is smart, but his skills are not good, and his whole body is weak. Even if he is placed in front of the time travel...a bag of rice can't resist the fifth floor. How can he be Cao Cao's opponent?
Before Lu Yu could come to his senses, Cao Cao had already started rubbing Lu Yu's back...
Of course, it's just a back rub.
At this time, Lu Yu's throbbing mood finally calmed down. He murmured in his heart, Old Cao, Old Cao... I really have you. When seeking talents in ancient times, they spent a lot of gold to buy horse bones. It would be better for you to just rub your back... When
The gold medal technician is here!
But...your trick of "seeking talents as much as you are thirsty" can be regarded as original and really interesting...
We are both like this. If I, Lu Yu, don't help you with any suggestions, Te Miao's conscience will be disturbed.
Lu Yu muttered in his heart while enjoying it.
Not to mention, Cao Cao felt quite comfortable when he rubbed his back, and his hand strength was neither too strong nor too weak. It would be no problem to become a gold medal technician before traveling through time.
But... when Cao Cao rubbed Lu Yu's inner thigh, his wrist was fixed and the "Beauty Fist" on his hand stopped.
And his eyes were fixed on Lu Yu's inner thighs...
Well…
This time Lu Yu was frightened out of his wits!
What the hell is Lao Cao looking at when he stares at his inner thigh?
Even if I, Lu Yu, am extremely talented, I can’t keep it for a grown man like you to see...
However, Lu Yu didn't dare to speak yet...for fear that Cao Cao would pick him up like an eagle catching a chicken.
The weird atmosphere lasted for half an hour...
Finally, Cao Cao spoke.
"good!"
After looking carefully for a long time, the birthmark of a spear spread out from the inside of Lu Yu's right leg. The spear emerged like a dragon, which was extremely obvious!
Cao Cao nodded again meaningfully, trying to keep his tone calm.
"Not bad…"
Well…
At this moment, Lu Yu was completely speechless.
not bad?
Not bad for your second uncle!
Lu Yu doesn't like men to praise him.
Haha... If I had known you were this kind of person, Lao Cao, I would have voted for that mat weaver and shoe seller, and I would have broken my legs all my life... I would not have voted for you...
Of course, Lu Yu didn't know at this moment that the fire in Cao Cao's heart was ready to come out. If he hadn't suppressed it deliberately, he would have hugged Lu Yu!
Found it, found it...
After fifteen years, the son of Cao Cao and the daughter of the Lu family was finally found!
The handsome young man in front of me is... Cao Cao's eldest son who has been missing for fifteen years!
His surname is not Lu, his surname is Cao... his surname is Cao... his name is Cao Yu!