0421 This is so meow, it's a foreplay of extortion!
Break off diplomatic relations?
Patriarch Bodhi panicked for a moment.
Journey to the West is not over yet, is the embassy about to be demolished?
Oh my god?
After breaking off diplomatic relations with the Heavenly Court, how will Western executives eat flat peaches?
But this is the only benefit left!
If Xitian has no benefits, how can it recruit people?
Heaven is no longer what it used to be.
He also formed an alliance with the Demon Clan, the Beijuluzhou Demon Clan, and the Asura Clan.
If diplomatic relations are severed, wouldn't Xitian be isolated?
That’s not far from bankruptcy!
Patriarch Bodhi had a flattering smile on his face, stepped forward and bowed.
"Great Heavenly Lord, what do you think you are doing?"
"I really don't know about Ran Deng's conspiracy. Ran Deng took the four magic weapons secretly while I was sleeping."
"I noticed something was wrong and came here as soon as possible! We must not break off our friendship!"
"After all, there is nothing to lose by guarding the Spirit King, right?"
snort!
Bai Long smiled scornfully and said: "There is no loss. Zhen Yuanzi's golden body was shattered, and I almost lost my soul."
oops!
Patriarch Bodhi smiled and said: "Guard Spirit King, my mount is the Peacock Great Ming King Bodhisattva. Didn't you also eat the golden body? How many times have you broken the golden body of the burning lamp? How can personal disputes affect the interests of the group? Both Buddhism and Taoism still have to fight against each other.
Harmony is the most precious thing."
snort!
All the immortals in Lingxiao Palace closed their eyes helplessly.
People say no?
What about talking and farting?
Does the white dragon usually kill people?
Aren’t they all legitimate self-defense?
If the plan is so thorough, can it still be called a personal dispute?
However, this is a conversation between senior executives and they cannot interrupt at all.
Bailong is very good at observing words and emotions.
He had already seen it.
When the Jade Emperor broke off diplomatic relations, he was actually just trying to appease Bai Long's heart.
Patriarch Bodhi doesn’t even want to break off the relationship.
Today, the economy of Xitian cannot be compared with that of Heaven.
How could I lose this thigh?
Moreover, when Amitabha comes back, Patriarch Bodhi will not be able to explain it.
Patriarch Bodhi saw that Bailong didn't reply and turned to look at the Jade Emperor.
"Great Heavenly Lord, you are the co-owner of the three realms, so you don't think about the overall situation, right?"
The Jade Emperor did not reply, but looked at Bailong.
"Bai Aiqing, what do you think we should do about this matter?"
The eyes of all the immortals in Lingxiao Palace lit up.
did you see it?
If the Jade Emperor has any questions, he still has to ask Bai Long.
This is a confidant!
Bai Long clasped his fists and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, I am only responsible for investigating the case, and everything else is at your Majesty's discretion."
oh!
The Jade Emperor nodded in approval.
Bailong knows how to watch people's words and save face for me no matter what!
"Fellow Taoist, I won't mention the mastermind behind it. Ran Deng went too far this time. In order to lure Bailong over, hundreds of people outside Chang'an were eaten by monsters. It's okay to keep paying, but not to burn lamps.
put."
The Jade Emperor also had his own plans.
This time things have become too big, and the Three Realms must be given an explanation.
Since it is impossible to make Zhunti commit suicide, he must light the lamp and hold the pot.
Also let the three realms see each other, no matter who violates the rules of heaven, they will be punished!
At the same time, the four magic weapons must also be confiscated!
The Jade Emperor looked at Gaotao and asked: "Prison God Dharma King, for the crime of the ancient Buddha who burned the lamp, how many years will the heavenly sentence be?"
Gao Tao made a rough calculation and bowed with his fists.
"Back to Your Majesty! One hundred thousand years for attacking law enforcement officials, one hundred thousand years for harming too many mortals, one hundred thousand years for damaging diplomatic relations with the East Heavenly Court, one hundred thousand years for harming loose immortals, one hundred thousand years for deceiving the king and driving away the soul, a total of four hundred thousand years of punishment, and then
Dispel the spirit."
oh oh!
Dispel the soul?
This is indeed how the crime of deceiving the emperor is dealt with.
But that is the Western Buddha.
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said with a smile: "There is no need to disperse the soul. I think Ran Deng has some mental problems."
Uh-huh!
Patriarch Bodhi, nodding his head like a wavy drum.
"What the Great Heavenly Lord said is absolutely true. Ran Deng is a mentally ill person and is not legally responsible. In this case, let me lead Ran Deng..."
"Wait a minute! I haven't finished speaking yet. I said there are some mental problems, not pure mental illness."
Well?
Patriarch Bodhi and Tathagata were confused for a moment.
If there are some mental problems, isn’t that mental illness?
How about half and half?
People say no?
This is so cute!
There are three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods here, so the heaven is a unified hall?
The Jade Emperor is not a son of man!
However, Patriarch Bodhi really did not dare to get angry in front of him.
I have no money, so I can’t speak forcefully.
Hahaha!
"The Great Heavenly Lord said there are some, and there are some!"
Um!
The Jade Emperor turned to look at Bai Long: "Picket King, you are the suspect and the arrester. How many years do you think the sentence should be?"
oh?
Bailong said respectfully: "Your Majesty, Ran Deng also destroyed Bichi Mountain and destroyed the ecological environment of the lower world. Let's put it all together and shut it down for a million years."
Well?
All the immortals in Lingxiao Palace lowered their heads.
People say no?
Whose family has 400,000 years and can be rounded up to one million years?
Which gentleman taught this arithmetic?
Did Ao Run teach him with his feet?
This is what the leader likes. If he marries his daughter, he can be given any position!
Patriarch Bodhi and Tathagata stared at Bailong, helpless.
"Great Heavenly Lord, look..."
"No need to say it!"
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and interrupted Patriarch Bodhi's words again.
"I have made up my mind. I must give an explanation to the Three Realms. I will turn off the lamp for one million years! The four magical artifacts will also be confiscated!"
Well?
Patriarch Bodhi gritted his teeth, but he still had a smile on his face.
He threatens people with breaking off diplomatic relations at every turn!
Would he have dared to do so before?
Just ask him if he dares?
snort!
Patriarch Bodhi analyzed it.
The limbs of Ran Deng Yuan Shen were cut off, so let him grow his limbs in the sky prison.
It doesn't matter if you want it or not.
Anyway, the Jade Emperor would not be stupid enough to arrest a saint and put him in a prison.
Trial whatever you like, Ran Deng can say whatever he likes, and that's the end of it if he doesn't admit it.
Although Ran Deng takes the blame, the four magic weapons are coming back!
"Great Heavenly Lord, you gave Pindao some face and lit the lamp to bury the law, but Pindao and senior brother's four magic weapons..."
Before Patriarch Bodhi could finish his words, he was interrupted again by the Jade Emperor.
"Fellow Taoist Zhunti, those four magic weapons are murderous weapons and need to be hung on the nine-story prison as a warning to others. I don't mean to embarrass you, but to warn the three realms that no more immortals or Buddhas will harm human beings.
,magic."
WTF?
Patriarch Bodhi was completely speechless.
If the green lotus-colored flag is hung on the nine-story prison, where would Amitabha's face be placed?
How will I explain to my senior brother when he comes back?
Also, if the blessing pestle is hung in the nine-story prison, how can the two saints of the West have the face to face the sentient beings of the three realms?
At this time, the Jade Emperor stood up and said: "You Yi Lingguan!"
"I'm here!"
Officer You Yi flew out of the crowd and said respectfully.
The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and more than a dozen imperial edicts flew out.
"Preaching the decree to the Three Realms, the Demonic Realm, and the Sea of Blood of the Styx. The ancient Buddha in Ran Deng went crazy, killed hundreds of people outside Chang'an City, and trapped them in a heavenly prison for a million years! At the same time, the Five Thunder Formation was activated for a million years! The murder weapon was hung...
…”
"Great Heavenly Lord!"
Patriarch Bodhi quickly interrupted the Jade Emperor.
"Great Heavenly Lord, please give Pindao some face! In this way, can Pindao compensate me? As long as I get four magic weapons in exchange, you can give me a price!"
Hahaha!
The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and the dozens of imperial edicts returned to his hands.
The two sages of the West, Zhunti, also know the steps.
"Fellow Taoist, how can we ask for money based on our relationship?"
"Since you said that, I have to give you face."
"And we won't let my son-in-law check with you about our relationship!"