Patriarch Bodhi smiled slightly and said: "Great Heavenly Lord, please give me a price. How much merit and divine water are needed for those four magic weapons?"
The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment and said: "Fengdu is going back to reincarnate those hundreds of people who died unjustly. If the workload increases... In this way, the merits and deities will be counted."
A number?
A number for Shte Meow?
It's obviously blackmail, so why mention Emperor Fengdu?
Patriarch Bodhi wondered: "Great Heavenly Lord, what is the number? A thousand bottles?"
No……
The Jade Emperor shook his head.
Patriarch Bodhi asked again: "Is that a hundred bottles?"
The Jade Emperor shook his head again and said with a smile: "Don't be petty. Ten tons and four magic weapons will be returned to you."
Oh my god?
Ten tons is a number?
What about talking and farting?
Being related to Bai Long, the Jade Emperor has also turned into a beast, right?
Five hundred years ago, the Eight Treasures Merit Pool in the West was robbed by a white dragon, and hundreds of tons of merit water disappeared.
For five hundred years, the West has deducted the distribution amount from the monks and only managed to save 70 to 80 tons.
This mouth will cost ten tons?
"Great Heavenly Lord, we can..."
However, when Patriarch Bodhi said this, his tone stopped.
Just because the Jade Emperor didn't look at him at all.
The Jade Emperor stared at Bai Long and said with a smile: "Bai Aiqing, you'd better hang those four magic weapons on the nine-story prison, so that all sentient beings in the three realms can see the consequences of misbehaving."
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t…
Patriarch Bodhi panicked.
If it really hangs on the heavenly prison, then there will be no place in the Western Heaven to stand in the Three Realms or beyond.
"Great Heavenly Lord, can you give me a favor and give me a hundred bottles?"
"White Dragon!"
"No, no, one ton, one ton, okay?"
The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes at Patriarch Bodhi and said loudly: "Passengers to the three realms of demons will come to heaven tomorrow..."
"Wait a moment!"
Patriarch Bodhi was completely speechless.
The Jade Emperor does not check the numbers like the White Dragon, but directly extorts money.
If the Three Realms and the Demon Realm were to come, wouldn't everyone know the joke?
Patriarch Bodhi turned around and ordered: "Duobao, go back quickly and get a ton of merit water."
"I will obey my uncle's decree!"
As the words fell, the Tathagata turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the Lingxiao Palace.
Patriarch Bodhi was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he had to keep a smile on his face.
If I had known that the Jade Emperor was like this, when Xitian was powerful, I would have extorted more immortal fruits from him.
But now, it's too late to say anything.
In life, there are always unsatisfactory things. It would be nice if Journey to the West ended.
Not only the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, but also the amount of merit divine water produced will be increased several times.
Moreover, people taught by Westerners will achieve eight times the growth rate of their realm.
Until then...
However, thinking of this, Patriarch Bodhi felt sad again.
Very meow!
Even if the Journey to the West is over, Xitian will still have to develop for a long time before it can catch up with the pace of Heaven.
It's all that evil dragon's fault!
Taking advantage of others' chaos, he went into Daleiyin Temple and stole things.
He also stole the Bajing Palace, and the crime was still held on Xitian's head. This is something that should be chopped off!
brute!
Patriarch Bodhi looked at the first person and bowed again.
He is also shameless.
The majestic saint of the West pays homage to the quasi-sage of the East.
"Great Heavenly Lord, let's get this matter over with. Don't mention it again in the future. Can we block the news?"
Um!
"I understand what you mean. You don't want to tell this embarrassing thing and let the three worlds misunderstand that it was you who arranged the lamp, right?"
Patriarch Bodhi nodded his head like a wave.
"Yes, that's what I mean, Great Heavenly Lord."
The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "That's easy to talk about. As long as you hand over a ton of merit and divine water, which will be used as Zhen Yuanzi's recovery tonic and the overtime pay of the hundreds of mortals in reincarnation, we can talk about anything."
The real slot!
I have never seen such a shameless person.
If a decree is issued here, can it be settled with money over there?
Sure enough, we are not a family. If we don’t enter the same house, it would be too stupid!
"Great Heavenly Lord, please invite Taoist fellow Sanqing to come. Take out the four magic weapons of Pindao. The divine water of merit will be here soon."
OK!
The Jade Emperor turned around and said: "You Yilingguan!"
"I'm here!"
You Yi Lingguan cupped his fists and bowed, saying respectfully.
The Jade Emperor ordered: "Guan You Yiling, go to Taiqing Realm and invite the Three Pure Ones to come."
"According to the order!"
Immediately, Officer You Yi flew out of the Lingxiao Palace.
After spending so long with Bai Long, the Jade Emperor also learned it.
People in the West can make trouble as much as they like, and just pay for it when it's done.
Although mortal life is not meant to die, people die violently every day.
Giving them a good life in the next life and being rich and powerful can be considered as compensation for them.
From time to time, Sanqing appeared in the Lingxiao Palace.
The Jade Emperor came down from the high platform to greet him and pointed at Patriarch Bodhi.
"Three senior brothers, Taoist friend Zhunti came to ask for the three magic weapons. We had misunderstood before. Ran Deng stole his magic weapon when he was facing the wall in Mount Xumi. Fellow Taoist Zhunti didn't know about it. Moreover, he was willing to help.
Ten tons of merit water as compensation."
Sanqing looked at Patriarch Bodhi with disdain.
Do you still have the nerve to ask for a magic weapon?
What is unknown?
Staring and telling lies!
Who can steal four magic weapons with various functions?
This was obviously arranged by Zhunti, and even a fool could see it.
The green lotus color flag sets up a barrier to slow down the white dragon and trap it.
The Jingxin Pearl resists the strong control of the White Dragon.
The Qingxin Bead blocks the Heavenly Eye, blocks the perception of the Saint, and blocks the observation of the Haotian Mirror.
The blessed pestle can hit the soul through the golden body.
This special cat is obviously going to kill little friend Bailong.
But when she thought of compensation, Sanqing didn't want to say anything.
Who can have trouble with money?
Yuanshi Tianzun waved his hand and took out three magic weapons: the green lotus colored flag, the Qingxin Pearl, and the Jingxin Pearl.
The Jade Emperor also gave the blessed pestle to Yuanshi Tianzun.
These four magic weapons are indeed good things.
Especially the Qinglian treasure-colored flag can be said to be the best of the best.
If it had not been taken in and refined, no matter what, Yuanshi Tianzun would not return it.
The five innate flags, five supreme innate treasures, are famous in the three realms.
When the sacrifice is started, all evil spirits will retreat and all dharmas will not invade.
Wuji's apricot-yellow flag, the magic weapon of Yuanshi Tianzun, and thousands of golden lotuses, nothing can break it.
The blue lotus-colored flag, the Dharma treasure of Amitabha Buddha, and the shimmering relics bring peace of mind and calmness.
The flag of flames rising from the ground, the Supreme Laojun's magic weapon, confuses Yin and Yang, and reverses the five elements.
The plain cloud boundary flag, the Queen Mother's magic weapon, the strange phenomena are dense, and the sky and the earth are bright.
The Zhenwu soap-carved flag, the northern Zhenwu magic weapon, obscures the universe and covers the sky and the sun.
All four are in the east, but the green lotus flag was taken away by the west.
If there is this flag, all the five innate flags will belong to the east.
After a while, Tathagata returned to the Lingxiao Palace.
He took out a Qiankun bag from his arms and handed it to Patriarch Bodhi.
"Uncle Master, here are 20,000 bottles of merit water, which is exactly ten tons."
Patriarch Bodhi took the Qiankun bag, and his heart was dripping with blood.
Why does God protect the evil dragon like this?
With such careful arrangements, why couldn't the loach be exterminated?
Patriarch Bodhi reluctantly stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Great Heavenly Lord, fellow Taoist Sanqing, please hand over the money in one hand and the magic weapon in the other."
OK!
The Jade Emperor took the Qiankun Bag and weighed it in his hands. It was almost ten tons.
Yuanshi Tianzun also returned the four magic treasures to Patriarch Bodhi.
The Jade Emperor's eyes were cold and he warned: "Fellow Taoist Zhunti, let's talk about it in front of you. Next time I go to the West and attack mortals under the pretext of cause and effect, or attack the gods in the East, I will not save face for you anymore."