Tang Sanzang was crazy, completely crazy at this moment.
How could any person not be crazy?
As the old saying goes, if there are many wolves but little meat, take care of the elder brother first; if there are many wolves but little meat, take care of the elder sister-in-law first.
These two apprentices ate so much.
If he hadn't grabbed one, he probably wouldn't have touched any.
However, when he was about to bite, Lingji Bodhisattva knocked the ginseng fruit away with a wave of energy!
right!
Knocked out!
Poor monk, fuck you!
"Certainly!"
Lingji Bodhisattva pointed his finger, and Tang Monk froze in a strange posture.
"Bailong, there's no ginseng fruit this time, can we just stop making trouble?"
"open!"
"Certainly!"
Bailong said coldly: "Sanzang, it's okay. We have a long journey ahead, so I will definitely let you take one! Open!"
Woo woo woo...
Tang Monk's eyes were filled with tears, he clenched his fists tightly and jumped up while staring at Lingji Bodhisattva.
"Hermaphrodite, why are you so mean? One punch from the poor monk!"
"Certainly!"
Lingji Bodhisattva ignored Tang Monk.
It’s all the dragon’s fault!
Originally, he shouldn't have shown up during this difficult time.
It can be said that Tang Seng never saw him during the entire journey to the west.
Journey to the West is so messy!
Lingji Bodhisattva clenched her fists tightly and suppressed the fire in her heart.
You can't kill this evil dragon, and if you offend him, the consequences will be disastrous.
"King Cha Ling, let's not make trouble for now. Isn't it just drinking? Zen Master Wuchao, let's drink with King Cha Ling!"
"also!"
Zen Master Wuchao was helpless.
It seems that Bailong's legends are not mixed with any water.
This evil dragon is so damn ungrateful!
Hehehe...
Zen Master Wuchao came forward and sat in Tang Monk's seat.
"Picket King, let's just sit down?"
Um!
Sun Wukong stood up and wiped the stool with his sleeve.
"Brother Long, sit here."
"good!"
Lingji Bodhisattva ducked and kicked Zhu Bajie away.
"Fuck you! When you see an old man, don't you know how to give up your seat?"
"Ouch!!!"
Zhu Bajie was kicked dozens of meters away and almost fell to death.
Just give up your seat. Who are you going to hit?
Lingji Bodhisattva, how can you be so irritable?
The next second, Bai Long took out three cultivation pills and transformed into three cups again.
Lingji Bodhisattva and Zen Master Wuchao looked at each other.
With a brief glance, the two of them agreed that they wanted to accompany Bai Long well!
Since he didn't invite himself
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Come on, the overall assassination plan needs to be changed.
The thirteenth difficulty is the first time that Tang Monk was captured by monsters.
That rat spirit has been fed by Xitian with the divine water of merit and virtue to reach the middle stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and has the same level of cultivation as Sun Wukong.
Moreover, Zhunti also taught the spirit of samadhi to the rat spirit.
The divine wind of samadhi is the secret method of quasi-ti. It blows the sky and the earth into darkness and can blow away the sorrows of ghosts and gods.
This difficulty will definitely lead to a stalemate.
At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva will turn into a hunter in the mountains and advise Sun Wukong to go to the Taixu Ling Palace in heaven to invite the White Dragon.
With this plan, Bailong could walk into Huangfengling by himself and fall into an ambush by him and Zen Master Wuchao.
The rat spirit blew up a strong wind and injured the evil dragon's eyes.
At the same time, it caused a sky full of yellow sand, covering up the Haotian Mirror for later investigation.
Lingji Bodhisattva and Zen Master Wuchao took the opportunity to hang Bailong with six pure bamboo poles of the Chunti magic weapon to slow down his speed.
Lingji Bodhisattva used the blessing pestle to directly disperse his spirit through the white dragon's golden body.
Finally, exorcise the white dragon's soul.
In this way, the evil dragon can completely disappear from heaven and earth.
The plan is designed to be seamless.
Even if they were unsuccessful and Bailong ran away, Bailong wouldn't be able to find them.
He will only seek revenge against the scapegoat, the Taiyi Golden Immortal Mouse Spirit.
This plan was formulated several months ago.
The reason why Tathagata did not reveal Lingji until he closed Lingshan Mountain was because he was afraid that the news would leak out.
However, the news still leaked.
It was Zen Master Wuchao and Lingji Bodhisattva who looked at each other for half a second. Bailong had already noticed that the two of them were planning to harm him.
However, I can't understand the specific process.
Bailong raised the corners of his mouth teasingly.
Two bald donkeys still dare to plot against me?
It’s really shameless!
It happened that the system had a task, and he had to monitor Tang Monk passing through Huangfengling.
Since we can't stay away from here, let's have fun with these two guys.
Bailong secretly decided to take the opportunity to destroy the Qingxin Pearl and stop the people from the West from thinking about attacking the soul through his golden body.
"Hahaha! That's right. Why do you have to be so formal? Do it!"
clang!
The three of them clinked glasses and drank it all in one gulp.
Bailong hooked his fingers and filled the cups for the three of them again.
"Zen Master Wuchao, let's not go back to the Bird's Nest. You have already met each other. Why don't we teach Tang Sanzang's Heart Sutra here, and I will also learn it."
"All right!"
Zen Master Wuchao and Lingji Bodhisattva have no choice.
If Bailong is angered, he will dare to do anything.
As long as the Journey to the West plan can lighten up, the details are not important.
"Hehehe, we are on duty to inspect the Spiritual King. Then we will preach the scriptures here."
Zen Master Wuchao looked at Tang Sanzang, placed his palms on his chest, and nodded slightly.
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"Holy monk, you are not welcome, you are not welcome!"
Tang Sanzang was frozen in mid-air, still pumping his fist, unable to speak at all.
Zen Master Wuchao looked at Zhu Bajie again and smiled.
"You are a pig-gang hyena from Fuling Mountain. How come you have such a great fate that you have to walk with a holy monk?"
wait wait wait!
Bai Long remembered that during the journey to the west to measure the calamity, Zen Master Wuchao was like Tang Monk's team, introducing what they would encounter next.
Why are you pretending not to know me?
Why is this line so embarrassing?
"Master, why do you ask questions knowingly? You are so funny! Are you here to relieve their stress? Haha?"
Haha, you meow?
Zen Master Wuchao was helpless.
As soon as he said this, Bailong interrupted.
Is it polite?
I preached many Heart Sutras at the wine table, but I still didn’t know how to explain them when I got home.
What else does Nielong want?
"Prince of the Picket Spirit, can we stop talking for now?"
Bailong shook his head.
"cannot!"
Well?
Lingji Bodhisattva and Zen Master Wuchao looked at each other.
They really want Bailong to enter Huangfengling quickly and end this evil dragon's cowardly life as soon as possible.
Too cheap!
However, this is not the time yet.
The only way at the moment is for them to tell their story and ignore Bai Long.
Zen Master Wuchao looked at Zhu Bajie and asked again.
"You are Zhu Ganghye from Fuling Mountain. How come you have such a great fate that you have to walk with the holy monk?"
One second, five seconds, ten seconds.
Thirty seconds later, Zhu Bajie still had no answer.
Hey hey hey!
Lingji Bodhisattva glared at Zhu Bajie and asked, "What Zen Master Wuchao is asking you, how about you answer it?"
snort!
Zhu Bajie raised the corners of his mouth jokingly and sneered: "Two idiots!"
Oh my, you meow?
Zen Master Wuchao and Lingji Bodhisattva, their hearts almost jumped out?
Zhu Bajie, call them both stupid?
Bailong bullied them, so forget it.
Zhu Bajie, don’t you take them seriously?
They are all used to it!
boom!
Zen Master Wuchao stood up from the table, stared at Zhu Bajie, and said coldly: "Who are you calling stupid? Say it again and see!"
Zhu Bajie has known Zen Master Wuchao for a long time.
The two can't be said to be friends, but they don't have any hatred either.
But ever since he was tricked by the West and lost his immortal bones, he felt that no one in the West, except Empress Cihang, was worthy of respect.
Zhu Bajie stared at Zen Master Wuchao, pointed at the face of Lingji Bodhisattva, and said loudly.
"Listen up! I said you and him are stupid, Shi Asha, Bo Yix, do you hear it clearly?"