0471 Look for trouble on purpose, and keep smiling
"presumptuous!!!"
I dare to ask, who among the three realms dares to talk to him like this?
How dare a little real fairy pig talk to the great powers of the West like this?
You also say that they are stupid and have never died, right?
"Bold Pig Gang Hye, I will teach you today how to talk to the powerful!"
Zen Master Wuchao's eyes were filled with anger, and a big word "" was condensed in his palm.
The next second, he jumped up and was like Zhu Bajie being slapped on his head.
Zhu Bajie's eyes were cold and he said bitterly: "I don't believe you dare to shoot me to death! I am the pig of Western Heaven Karma chosen by Saint Zhunti!"
Well?
When Zen Master Wuchao's palm was only 0.02 centimeters away from Zhu Bajie's head, he stopped.
Zhu Bajie didn't even blink, and still had that joking smile on his lips.
He is not afraid at all!
Zen Master Wuchao couldn't help but blush.
Zhu Bajie used Zhunti Shishu to suppress him?
This shouldn't be the case. How does he know he is a pig of karma?
Zen Master Wuchao said bitterly: "Who told you? In Journey to the West, only Monk Tang cannot be replaced, but who else cannot be replaced? In the beginning, who is the White Horse candidate for the Picket Spirit King?"
Zhu Bajie still raised the corner of his mouth and said disdainfully: "If you were a man, you would shoot me to death. Don't beep those useless things! Who are you trying to scare?"
Well?
Zen Master Wuchao's heart was beating fast.
Did Zhu Bajie deliberately provoke him?
However, just as Zhu Bajie said, he didn't dare.
But Zen Master Wuchao really couldn't swallow the anger in his heart.
If he takes back his palm, where will his face be?
If Zhu Bajie were to be frightened, wouldn't he become famous in Hezhou, Xiniu?
Zen Master Wuchao forced himself to calm down and said loudly: "I'll give you a chance to apologize to me, otherwise, I won't care about the substitution in Journey to the West!"
Sun Wukong clapped his hands on the side and said loudly: "Junior brother is awesome!"
Zhu Bajie stared at Zen Master Wuchao and shouted: "Bald donkey, slap me to death like a man!!!"
Oh my god?
Zen Master Wuchao was stunned!
Why did Zhu Bajie shout so loudly?
Do you want the entire Xiniu and Hezhou to hear it?
What a beast!
However, this is the moment.
Lingji Bodhisattva stepped forward and pulled Zen Master Wuchao down from mid-air.
"Calm down, how can such a trivial matter cause a quarrel? Do you want Bai Long to see the joke?"
Fortunately, Lingji Bodhisattva came to the rescue.
It can be considered as giving him a step down, otherwise Zen Master Wuchao really doesn't know how to end it.
White dragon sitting at the table
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In front of me, I sipped the royal wine one sip after another.
"Master, hurry up and teach the Heart Sutra more. Why is there so much nonsense?"
that is!
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie also nodded aside.
"Sick. This bald donkey must have suffered from some serious illness. He is in a trance and doesn't even recognize him?"
"Silly x, with a script in hand, you still ask me, old pig, why you went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with your master."
Creak, creak, creak!
Zen Master Wuchao gritted his teeth.
But what can be done?
You can't beat this pig to death.
It’s all the evil dragons that embolden them!
This is the iron rice bowl. You know you can't kill him, so you have nothing to fear!
Very meow!
Zen Master Wuchao swallowed down his anger and said helplessly: "What the Spirit King said is reasonable. All living beings are stupid. I just need to complete my task!"
The next second, Zen Master Wuchao sat back down, stared at Zhu Bajie, and spoke very fast.
"You are a pig-gang hyena from Fuling Mountain. How come you have such a great fate that you have to walk with a holy monk?"
Zhu Bajie did not answer.
Simply, Lingji Bodhisattva helped him answer.
"Thanks to Manjushri Bodhisattva's advice, I, the old pig, will no longer eat people. I am willing to become his disciple."
…
Zen Master Wuchao and Lingji Bodhisattva had a conversation for five minutes.
Basically it's all nonsense, and Zen Master Wuchao actually pretended not to know Sun Wukong.
Bailong also knew that it was all written in the journey to the west calamity plan.
But it's really too embarrassing.
Zen Master Wuchao swallowed down his anger and said again: "Although the journey is long, we must arrive there eventually, but the demonic obstacles are difficult to eliminate. I have a volume of the Heart Sutra, with fifty-four sentences, totaling two hundred and seventy words. If you encounter
Where there are obstacles from demons, if you recite this sutra, there will be no harm to you."
Ha ha ha ha!
Bailong finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Bodhisattva Lingji and Zen Master Wuchao stared at Bailong angrily.
"Picket Spirit King, what are you doing? Why are you laughing again?"
"Bailong, it's because of you! The two of us are talking to ourselves here, what else do you want!"
Hahaha!
"Master, Lingji, I'm not causing trouble, so why don't you say this line is embarrassing? I don't know the Monkey King and Zen Master Wuchao... Hahaha!"
Meow!
Zen Master Wuchao couldn't bear it anymore.
If it weren't for his strong determination, he would have fought with Bai Long long ago.
He is lecturing here, and Bailong is causing trouble there?
Who are you treating as a toy?
Zen Master Wuchao said angrily: "Prince Jie Ling, you said you have nothing to do with Journey to the West, why are you following us? It's okay to just follow, don't
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Can I interrupt? I’m really afraid of you, aren’t I?”
Who to blame?
Who are you talking to in this tone?
"What, what are you looking at? You don't accept it!!!"
snort!
Bailong's smile froze and he stared at Zen Master Wuchao with cold eyes.
Zen Master Wuchao also stared at Bailong and clenched his fists.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie took out the golden cudgel and rake, and also came behind Bailong.
The atmosphere was tense again.
One minute, five minutes, ten minutes.
In the blink of an eye, fifteen minutes passed...
In the end, Zen Master Wuchao lowered his head and suppressed the anger in his heart.
Nielong hasn't entered the ambush circle yet, so he can't take action here.
"I'm not dissatisfied..."
snort!
Bailong's eyes can see clearly.
Just now, in the angry eyes of Zen Master Wuchao, the murderous intention towards him was there a few days ago.
As he had guessed before, Zen Master Wuchao and Lingji Bodhisattva had strong murderous intentions towards him.
However, before the incident happened, the discerning eye could not see the specific link.
Bailong smiled jokingly.
Since others have murderous intentions towards him, they can only take the initiative to attack.
Continuously erode the enemy's resistance, thereby cultivating deterrence and making others rush to reveal their flaws.
Keep irritating!
Bailong raised his head and said coldly: "Bald donkey, are you still going to be tough with me? Even Tathagata wouldn't dare. Are you a ball? I just like to watch the show here. You can say whatever you can. If you can't say anything, I will reply.
Heaven takes the ginseng fruit and lets Tang Monk eat it happily. The journey to the west ends today!"
snort!
Bodhisattva Lingji and Zen Master Wuchao both had their back gums cracked.
Evil dragon!
It’s so irritating, so irritating!
What is this?
Ahahaha, ahahahaha!
After a while, Bodhisattva Lingji and Zen Master Wuchao smiled at the same time.
"Picket Spirit King, why do you have such a little face? You pick your eyes for fun, why are you still angry?"
"That's right, what I just said was to ease the awkward atmosphere with you. Don't be angry."
shame!
After explaining, Lingji Bodhisattva and Zen Master Wuchao lowered their heads at the same time.
Nielong is deliberately looking for trouble, and they still want to accompany Smiley Face.
The Great Bodhisattva of the West, who receives the disciples from the outer sect, treats a little king in the Heaven with all his condescension!
shame!
Zen Master Wuchao turned his head, looked at the frozen Tang Sanzang, and roared: "Sanzang, I am now going to teach you the Heart Sutra of Maha Prajnaparamita, listen carefully!!!"