After having an idea in his mind, Lin Hai went to the Taishang Laojun first. This is called courtesy first and then attack.
Little confused fairy: Laojun, are you sure you won’t return those treasures to me?
Taishang Laojun: The dirty things must be confiscated, dear! (There is a cute expression behind)
Little confused fairy: OK, got it!
Lin Hai sneered in his heart, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!
Lin Hai sent another text message to Sun Wukong.
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, among the gods in heaven, who has the biggest mouth?
Sun Wukong: Who has the biggest mouth? Hehe, of course, it’s my old grandson. My old grandson can change in seventy-two ways. He can make his mouth as big as he wants, and he can even swallow the whole sky!
"Nah!" Lin Hai suddenly had black lines on his face. There is a generation gap in this communication. My brother said it with a big mouth. That's not what he meant.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Brother Monkey, I mean, who loves to gossip, for example, if he knows a little secret, he will go everywhere and shout about it, hoping to make it known to everyone? Is there such a person?
Sun Wukong: Ah, you mean the woman with a long tongue? There was something wrong with your expression just now!
"Damn it, is this all my fault?" Lin Hai was speechless.
Little confused fairy: My fault, Brother Monkey, is there such a person?
Sun Wukong: Of course there is. The four generals of the Demon Family are such people, and they are very good at adding fuel to the fire and exaggerating. Four old men are even more tongue-tied than women with long tongues!
Little confused fairy: Haha, that’s it! Thank you, Brother Monkey!
Lin Hai was filled with joy, Ma De, Taishang Laojun dared to trick his brother, my brother will let the four generals of the Demon Family do it to you!
Among Lin Hai's WeChat friends, Mo Li Qing is the only one of the four generals of the Mo family. He was added by Mo Li Qing when he bought the Qingxin Pill. Lin Hai's first pot of gold was Tang Bohu's original "Ye Yu" which he got from Mo Li Qing.
"Picture of a Hundred Women".
Lin Hai directly found Mo Liqing's WeChat account and sent the message.
Little confused fairy: Fairy friend, how is the matter of overcoming the heavenly tribulation going?
Mo Li Qing: Of course it was successful, otherwise I would have become a scumbag by now. Are you looking for something to do with me?
Little confused fairy: It’s okay, I just wanted to say hello. The fairy friend’s painting “Hundred Girls at Night” is really a classic! (It’s followed by a raised eyebrow expression)
When Lin Hai mentioned this, Mo Liqing, who had a somewhat cold tone, immediately became energetic.
Mo Li Qing: Haha, classic, right? Look at the lifelike beauty, the sultry pose, the intoxicated expression, tsk tsk tsk, it really makes people feel itchy just looking at it!
Little confused fairy: The King of Heaven is a man of temperament, so he must have practiced many of these postures, right? Do you have any experience? (There is a smiley expression behind)
Mo Li Qing: What should we practice with, and who should we practice with? Our four brothers are notoriously poor. Which fairy is willing to practice with us? It’s pitiful for our talented people. In the end, we can only practice with our four brothers. When we have nothing to do, we can verbally
Let’s discuss and exchange ideas!
puff!
"Ugh!" Lin Hai almost vomited when he saw Mo Liqing's reply. What the hell are four unshaven old men doing to exchange ideas? Isn't it too heavy-handed?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Not bad, it has a different flavor!
After the opening remarks were almost finished, Lin Hai felt that it was time to get down to business.
Little Confused Fairy: Heavenly King, I heard that in the entire Heaven, you four brothers are the most well-informed people. They are known as the know-it-alls in Heaven. No matter how big or small there is, there is nothing you don’t know. Is it true?
Mo Li Qing: Haha, my fellow immortals have been praised. How can we be so powerful? However, there are really not many things we don’t know about heaven. (There is a laughing expression behind)
Lin Hai patted him over with no trace of flattery, and Mo Liqing was immediately confused.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Can I ask the King of Heaven about something?
Mo Li Qing: Say it, say it! Why are you so polite!
Little Confused Fairy: Before the last peach feast of the Queen Mother, many gods and goddesses lost their treasures. Do the fairies know about this? Mo Li Qing: Cao, why don’t you know! Our four brothers also lost their treasures, but we are selling underpants.
What he got in exchange was stolen by a dead monkey. His grandma's. If he couldn't beat him, I would have to take off his pants and pluck all his monkey hairs one by one! (The one behind him is a
annoyed expression)
"Hey, he's so rude!" Lin Hai looked disdainful, he was such a wretched man!
Little Confused Fairy: Isn’t it right? Heavenly King! How did I hear that it was not the monkeys who stole the things, but Taishang Laojun who used his great supernatural powers to get them? Moreover, many people went to Taishang Laojun’s place and saw what everyone had lost.
A treasure!
Moli Qing: I wipe it, is it true? (There is a shocked expression behind)
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: There shouldn’t be any lies, and Sun Wukong has a bad reputation. When everyone loses something, they all blame it on him and won’t doubt others. That’s why Taishang Laojun took action this time. Anyway, Sun Wukong takes the blame.
!
Mo Li Qing: Damn it, Taishang Laojun is so sinister?
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: No, and I’m telling you, don’t tell others. It is said that this news was accidentally spread by Hong Hai’er. You know the relationship between Hong Hai’er and Taishang Laojun! (There is a raised eyebrow behind it.
expression)
Mo Li Qing: I don’t understand. What’s the relationship between Red Boy and Taishang Laojun? (There is a confused expression behind him)
puff!
Damn, this guy is so slow. It seems that I overestimated his IQ, so I need to give him a little more credit!
Little confused fairy: Who in heaven knows the true fire of Samadhi?
Mo Li Qing: Taishang Laojun and Red Boy! Damn it, hereditary!!! (There is a shocked expression behind)
"Uh... Damn, how come this crooked way is so obvious? Does this guy have a high or low IQ?"
Lin Hai was originally planning to list more evidence, but the Mo Li Qing family immediately realized what happened to Lin Hai.
Little Confused Fairy: So, you fairies understand?
Mo Li Qing: I understand, I should have thought of it a long time ago!
Little Confused Fairy: Oh, what a pity, Taishang Laojun has a transcendent status, so everyone dares to be angry but dare not speak out! (There is a helpless expression behind him)
Mo Li Qing: Taishang Laojun is simply too much!
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Who says it’s not the case! By the way, Heavenly King, let’s just complain about this in private. You must not tell anyone.
Mo Liqing: I know, I know, I have a serious problem in my heart and I won’t tell anyone! Then let’s just talk about it another time!
Mo Liqing hurriedly ended the conversation with Lin Hai, and then eagerly started to send group messages:
Fairy friend, here is the exclusive inside story. All the treasures we lost were stolen by the Grand Supreme Laojun, and the underwear of the Seven Fairies, the tube top of Dian Mother, the foot-binding cloth of Fairy Yaochi, the Queen Mother’s small clothes, and Zhu Bajie’s big pants,
It was all stolen by Taishang Laojun!
puff!
Lin Hai also received the group message from Mo Liqing, and when he saw the comments from behind, he burst into laughter!
Damn, you really found the right guy. It's not a big deal. Also, what's the matter with Zhu Bajie's big pants? Isn't this too embarrassing for Laojun?
But Mi Tai is so good, my brother feels really happy watching it!
I thought it was over, but soon, another group message was sent out. Also, have you heard that Red Boy is the illegitimate son of Taishang Laojun, and it is said that Nezha is also the same, and the tenth prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea
Those students at Tianting Academy are all the illegitimate sons of Taishang Laojun. The academy was opened for his own family. It is said that in the past two days, Laojun has been watching the young children of his family.
Cow, the eyes are starting to shine again!
puff!
"Hahaha, okay!" Lin Hai cheered, holding his hand. He really found the right person. This guy is so capable of spreading rumors. He only talked about a popular boy, but in the end, this guy dragged all the students of the academy into trouble.
Cruel, cruel enough!
Mo Li Qing: By the way, don’t tell anyone else, I only sent it to you!
"Nah, what a talent! How shameless!" Lin Hai almost laughed so hard that he was obviously a group member, but he was telling lies with his eyes open. He was really like no one else.
However, Lin Hai is very satisfied, very satisfied! Didn’t Taishang Laojun trick him? Mo Liqing made such a big rumor, is it enough for you to bear?