However, Lin Hai was not ready to let Taishang Laojun go just yet, so he approached Hong Boy again.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Good brother, be loyal!
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he immediately threw Wahaha AD Calcium Milk, Sprite, Spicy Tiao and other items at it!
Ding dong!
You sent a version of Wahaha AD calcium milk to Honghaier.
Ding dong!
You sent a box of Sprite to Red Boy.
Ding dong!
You sent thirty packs of spicy strips to Honghaier!
Red Boy: Daxian, what’s going on! (followed by a drooling expression)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Good brother, be loyal! Help your brother to do something!
Red Boy: Are you going to burn the few hairs that have just grown on Taishang Laojun's head to be bald? Wait, I'll go right away!
Hong Hai'er was so smart that he prepared to take action without saying a word, but was quickly stopped by Lin Hai.
Little confused fairy: Don’t worry, I haven’t finished speaking yet!
Red Boy: Daxian, you say it, just say it! You are so interesting, let alone burn your hair, just roast it!
Roasted? Damn, this naughty kid is too cruel. He can even be so cruel to Taishang Laojun.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: That’s not necessary, help me burn Taishang Laojun’s butt for me this time!
Red Boy: Let him show his butt? Hahaha, it’s fun, it’s fun, just watch it!
…
The Heavenly Court was suddenly in chaos, and all the immortals were in the Heavenly Court trading group, denounced with righteous indignation.
King Tota: Refuse to steal and return my treasure!
Giant Spirit God: It’s not easy for a famous farmer to make money, please give me back my hard-earned money!
Seven Fairies: Want treasures, justice, and Dharma!
Moli Qing: I want big pants!
God of Wealth: Melon seeds, beverages and mineral water, sell small benches in the front row, write blood letters on your behalf, make banners on your behalf, and scold the streets on your behalf!
…
Taishang Laojun: Don’t be impulsive, I didn’t steal your treasures!
Magic Gift Red: Stop talking nonsense, the red boy has seen it!
Zhu Bajie: Dian Mu also saw it!
Tieguai Li: He Xiangu also saw it!
Nezha: The Dragon King of the East China Sea spied on you while you were taking a shower!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @宁咒, you little brat, when did I peek at Laojun taking a bath! (There is an annoyed expression behind him)
Nezha: Just last time, you two washed together, and you laughed so obscenely!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @Nezha, get out of here, if you talk nonsense again I will slap you!
Nezha: @财神, can you collect the dragon meat? Fresh dragon meat!
…
Seeing the chaos in the group, Lin Hai was so happy that he had no way to monopolize his brother's things!
Little confused fairy: @太上老君, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, or your Tushita Palace will be burned!
Lin Hai started to set the rhythm, and the funny gods behind him immediately caught up.
Zhu Bajie: @太上老君, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise we will burn your Tushita Palace +1
Thunder God: @太上老君, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise we will burn your Tushita Palace +2
Night Travel God: @太上老君, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise we will burn your Tushita Palace +3
…
Red Boy: Wrong, it’s not burning the Tushita Palace, but burning the butt! Hahahaha!
Taishang Laojun: @红海儿, little bastard, why are you biting my butt? Oops, my butt is on fire. Mr. Shui Dexing, come and put out the fire...
Dian Mu: @太上老君, if there is a fire in front, remember to find someone to put it out! (There is a shy expression behind)
Lei Gong: @电MU, Ah Dian, can you put out fires? I didn’t know for so many years, you are so talented!
God of Wealth: Taishang Laojun burned holes in his pants and ran for a long distance with his bare buttocks bare. Welcome to watch, the ticket price is 1,000 merit points!
…
The crowd had been lively for a long time, and then it gradually subsided. The Supreme Master made a big fool of himself, and under pressure, he returned all the treasures to the gods. This bunch of funny people were all very happy.
But soon, a bigger storm swept through the heaven.
Many parents whose children were studying at Tianting Academy were said to have had an argument with their wives all night long, and then had their children withdraw from school the next day. As a result, Mr. Taishang was confused and cried out that he had suffered a heavy loss.
What was even more depressing was that Princess Iron Fan came to Tushita Palace aggressively. It is unknown what happened. However, the next day, someone discovered that Taishang Laojun had a few more scratches on his face.
Of course, Lin Hai, the initiator of these things, was naturally extremely relieved after hearing the news, and he couldn't even close his mouth with laughter.
But soon, Taishang Laojun came to the door.
Taishang Laojun: Little guy, you are playing hard enough!
Little confused fairy: Laojun, what did you say? I don’t understand? (There is a confused expression behind)
Lin Hai suppressed a smile. Of course he couldn't admit this kind of thing. Taishang Laojun had no evidence anyway.
Taishang Laojun: Stop pretending. In order to appease my injured heart, I decided to increase the pumping rate of Tianting Weidian and Baibao Pavilion by an additional 10% for you.
"Damn it, how shameless!" Lin Hai suddenly became anxious, how could he still make money?
Little confused fairy: Laojun, you don’t play like this, do you?
Taishang Laojun: Stop talking nonsense, it’s settled! Get some cigarettes at Tianting Weidian. My heart is bleeding. I need to smoke a cigarette to calm down.
"Want a cigarette? Hehe!" Lin Hai's eyes lit up. Have you ever begged your brother?
Little confused fairy: Sorry, there are no more cigarettes!
Taishang Laojun: I'll do it, right? I'm addicted to cigarettes, and you tell me that I don't have any more? Stop fussing with useless things and get me some quickly. You can just have one first!
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: This, I’m afraid, is a bit difficult! (There is a helpless expression behind it)
Taishang Laojun: Damn, you took advantage of the situation and robbed me!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Congratulations, you got the answer right! (Followed by a smiley face covering your mouth)
Taishang Laojun made himself suffer such a big loss and even increased his pumping rate. How could I take advantage of him?
Taishang Laojun: If you are ruthless, tell me, what are the conditions?
Little Muddleheaded Immortal: Let’s take ten or eight pills of the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill mentioned earlier.
Taishang Laojun: Do you think those are sugar pills? (There is an annoyed expression behind)
Lin Hai smiled coldly and stopped talking. Anyway, it was Lao Jun who begged him now, so he was not in a hurry.
Use it up!
After more than ten minutes, Taishang Laojun could no longer remain angry.
Taishang Laojun: You’re cruel! It’s so uncomfortable to smoke without cigarettes. I’m giving you an advantage! One piece of Heaven and Earth Creation Pill can be exchanged for ten cartons of Zhonghua brand cigarettes.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No, no, no, a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes, in exchange for ten Heaven and Earth Creation Pills!
Taishang Laojun: Do you know how expensive the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill is? (There is an annoyed expression behind it)
Little confused fairy: I only know that rare things are more valuable! (There is a cute expression behind)
Taishang Laojun: You are too shady. This proportional change is absolutely impossible!
Little confused fairy: Not black, not black at all. Compared with you old man, it's far behind! Oops, Tieguai Li is also addicted to cigarettes. Sorry, I only have the last cigarette left. If you don't want it, sell him!
Taishang Laojun: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Little confused fairy: Do you want it or not? Tieguai Li is still waiting!
Taishang Laojun: You're cruel! I'm giving you an advantage! Pass the cigarette, I can't wait any longer!
Little Muddleheaded Immortal: You send the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill first!
Taishang Laojun: Damn, you still can’t trust my character?
Little Confused Fairy: Wow, you are so smart, you actually know that I can’t trust your character!
Taishang Laojun: Your sister! I have you, I admit defeat!
Ding dong!
Taishang Laojun has sent you 10 Heaven and Earth Creation Pills, please check them in your Qiankun bag.
"Here you go, I got it!" Lin Hai jumped up and down with joy. He really didn't expect that he would get one of the Ten Thousand Years of Taoist Creation Pills, ten of them at once!
"Zhonghua cigarettes have really made a great contribution!"
Ding dong!
You are like Taishang Laojun sending a carton of Zhonghua cigarettes.
Lin Hai also kept his word and quickly sent a cigarette to Taishang Laojun.
Without saying a word, Taishang Laojun quickly opened the cigarette and held it in his mouth.
"Red Boy, light a fire!"
"Oh!" Hong Boy opened his mouth and let out a mouthful of Samadhi True Fire. Taishang Laojun's beard and a few miscellaneous hairs on his head instantly burned, and green smoke started to rise.
"Damn it, you little bitch, I asked you to light up your cigarette, why don't you light up your beard!!!"
In the Tushita Palace, a miserable howl suddenly sounded, resounding in every corner of the heaven. At this moment, Lin Hai was already looking at the explanatory information of the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill in the Qiankun Bag, and his eyes were filled with excitement.