Chapter 33 I Guan Suo Lue will make a small plan, and I will be able to make Cao Pi dizzy
In the bedroom, there are all kinds of beautiful flowers, colorful.
Miss Qin likes all kinds of beautiful flowers.
There were also some beautiful flowers embroidered on her clothes.
"This is beautiful..." Guan Suo held her in his arms.
Miss Qin's eyes were as charming as silk, and she was hugged by Guan Suo.
Guan Suo is preparing to spend a romantic night with his beautiful wife.
"Weizhi, dad has something urgent to ask you!" There were stars outside, and Guan Yu knocked on the door.
Guan Suo gently put his beautiful daughter-in-law down and complained: "Dad, don't you choose the right time to talk about things? You don't have time!"
No matter how irritable Guan Yu was, no matter how dignified he was, he never got angry with his youngest son. He laughed and scolded: "You brat, you are just showing off to your father. This urgent letter from your uncle is about something urgent!"
"If there is an emergency, you big shots can make your own decisions... If you have great achievements, it will all go to you. I can just eat and drink! It's too late!" Guan Suo stared at the light pink bellyband of his beautiful daughter-in-law, thinking.
The flowers embroidered on it are really beautiful.
Guan Yu immediately knew what this baby was doing, and also knew that he was determined not to come out, so he said to him: "Uncle Ru asked you to solve this problem by name! You come out first to discuss what to do with dad, and you will come out later."
Stay with Wanjun again!"
Older gingers are more spicy.
Guan Yu has high martial arts and a low intelligence value, at 83. This intelligence value ranks first among the Five Tiger Generals.
Sure enough, when Miss Qin heard what her husband said, she blushed and took the initiative to urge Guansuo: "Go quickly! If you don't want me to think too much, I'm really embarrassed!"
"Okay, okay, father, wait a moment, the child will get dressed right now..." Guan Suo shouted to his father.
Guan Yu did not block the door, but stood in the yard waiting for him.
After Guan Suo came out, he closed the door and asked, "Father, it's so late. What's the matter? You're in such a hurry!"
"You are not in a hurry, your uncle is very anxious!" Guan Yu pulled him over and told him Cao Pi's poisonous plan in a concise manner.
After listening to such a calm person as Guan Suo, he almost had the urge to slap Cao Pi to death.
So despicable!
It is common for the three kingdoms to have disputes, snatch each other's population, and capture each other's enemy's people.
If you really want to exchange prisoners, you can just raise the price.
What is this, exchanging Hanzhong? If Hanzhong is lost, Shu will not be able to keep it at all.
That is the most precious place of the Shu Han regime!
Besides, according to Cao Pi's theory, should Zhang Fei also send the Xiahou family back in exchange for the important town of Xiangyang?
Since a woman gets married, of course she lives in her husband's house.
Even if you want to send it back, there is no reason to let people exchange it for land.
Guan Yu said angrily: "Cao Pi, a thief, can't compare to his father in terms of ability, but he is very good at playing such despicable tricks. He is deliberately trying to make the people in Shu think that your uncle is a cold and cold person."
Guan Suo said: "If you can't conquer Shu by force, you want to use cultural invasion to sow discord. It's quite despicable."
Guan Yu asked curiously: "What is cultural invasion?"
Guan Suo said: "It is a way to divide the enemy. People think that Cao Pi is good at everything, but my uncle doesn't even want his own flesh and blood. He is simply bad."
Guan Yu cursed: "This damn dog thief is so insidious! He clearly knows that your uncle will not agree, but he is still so disgusting!"
Those who strive for the world cannot take care of their families. Any person under the lord who abandons his family and career to work with him is just to follow the dragon and the phoenix. This is true whether it is Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty, or the great emperor Li Shimin of later generations.
It's not that these people don't want to take care of their families, they really can't.
Guan Suo sighed: "I heard that Sun Quan used a beauty trick against my uncle in order to seize Jingzhou. Later, Mrs. Sun and my uncle escaped. Sun Quan even told the generals sent to pursue him that if my sister dared to stop her, I would kill her first.
My sister, kill Liu Bei again."
Guan Yu said: "That's right. That's why your uncle is in a dilemma now. Don't take his daughter back. Cao Pi used this to make a big fuss and slandered him among the people. But if he really exchanged the land of Hanzhong for his daughter, thousands of soldiers must be heartbroken.
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Guan Suo: "So?"
Guan Yu: "So your uncle asked you to come up with a move! Give Cao Pi a good deal of punishment! Give him this endless bad breath!"
Guan Suo looked at Guan Yu seriously: "Dad, do I look like a charlatan?"
Guan Yu nodded seriously: "Like..."
Guan Suo thought for a while and said: "Cao Pi doesn't play by common sense, and we don't play by common sense. Cao Pi is really rubbish and can't be any more rubbish! His destructive move is nothing more than trying to discredit my uncle's image among the people.
Father, don't worry about being laughed at. I will also use some tricks to make Cao Pi, a bastard, a laughing stock among the people."
Guan Yu smiled and said: "My good son, I must have a smooth communication with your uncle. We have important military and political affairs. This kind of thing must be left to you, an expert from this world."
Guan Suo was not angry when everyone did not regard him as a military commander.
Marching and fighting is inherently a most difficult task in the world. There are many things to pay attention to such as arranging military supplies, where to ambush troops, when to attack, how to coordinate the various arms, and where to camp.
Guan Suo didn't understand this to begin with, and his experience in leading troops was far inferior to that of his father, Ma Liang and others.
Guan Suo put on the cool look of a cold and aloof god, waved his left hand, raised the corner of his mouth, and said with determination: "Okay father, I, Guan Suo, will use a little plan to make Cao Pi stunned."
Guan Yu looked proud: "Father, I believe in you!"
After parting ways with my father, I went back to find my beautiful wife.
"Husband, what business does the Emperor have?" Miss Qin asked.
Guan Suo smiled charmingly: "I'll finish the business first, and then I'll think about the emperor's affairs."
A romantic night...
Guan Suo wrote a letter to Cao Pi in his own name. Fortunately, the body's old memory was still there and he could write traditional Chinese characters.
But he doesn't like the ancient people's arrogant, know-it-all way of speaking, so he just writes standard modern journal compositions that make him feel comfortable.
Hello Cao Pi:
I care enough about you that I barely treat you as a person, give you face, waste some time to write you a letter, teach you how to be a human being, and hope you will study hard.
I heard that your father died, and everyone in the world is very happy. Your father is an eunuch and an ugly man. He has no virtue at all and became the prime minister by force and domineering. Many heroes in the world have always disliked him.
Although your father looks like a three-inch dead tree bark, he has a little bit of military ability. So when your father was running around in the world, he could barely suppress it. But now that you, this loser, have come to power, you are nothing.
Neither.
As the savior, I am very worried that chaos is spreading and powerful forces are ready to take action. The death of your whole family is not a big deal. If your ashes are spread all over the world, people will only laugh at your retardation. But I am worried that the people will be affected by you.
Your father thought he was great at that time, but as a result, my uncle, His Majesty the Great Han Sage, commanded the Battle of Chibi and burned your father's useless soldiers to ashes. Your father has also been in ruins since then. Now that he is dead, isn't it God's will to destroy Cao Cao?
Nowadays, people are thinking about Han. My uncle is a versatile man in both civil and military affairs. He is the best in the world. All his subordinates work hard to the death. Unlike your subordinates who are all villains who work for the sake of the enemy. You don’t know that Sima Yi wants to kill all the Cao family every day and stand on his own feet!
Isn't it because you fabricated lies and slandered my uncle because he just blew up your father's head in Hanzhong in recent years? As long as my uncle is willing, he can conquer you personally and it will be easy to kill you.
However, my uncle thought that your father Cao Cao, Ping Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shu and others had some small merits when they rebelled against you. For the sake of the safety of the people in the world, I specially sent me to advise you.
As long as you surrender, I am willing to report to the emperor's uncle that you will be castrated into a eunuch and your life will be spared.
If your beautiful woman has no place to live, I can help you find her.
Isn’t this because your father is dead? You, a coward, can’t settle the family affairs, so you should think about surrendering. It won’t hurt you. Your biological father is dead, so don’t be too sad. You have become a child without a father.
, from now on, I, Guansuo, am your father.
The ink falls and the pen stops.
Although the writing is crooked, as long as it has momentum, it will be fine.
After Miss Qin read it, she fell down laughing.
Guan Suo was thinking about another problem: "Now the three countries are preparing for war, raising troops and food. You, Cao Pi, are taking advantage of this situation to play dirty tricks to disgrace our king. I can also do this to you. Now I have to
Think about it, how can you make this letter spread widely in your area and make you, Cao Pi, the laughing stock of the people..."
Although Sun Quan is an ally on the surface, he is destined to be an enemy sooner or later, but at least he is not as damaging as Cao Pi.
There is no need to be polite to people like Cao Pi, just treat them as adding some spice to life.