Wei Xiaobao said: "I will first make a shape with a pen, and then use a knife to carve it, just like someone carving a seal. Yes, to the princess, after we carve it, I will take you to Chang'anmen Street and shout: 'Where A guest officer wants to print a turtle? Three cents a piece!'
I painted your face with black ink. If someone gave me money, I would print it on your face with a piece of white paper, and it would turn out to be a turtle. It was very fast! I could print a hundred pieces in one day. Three hundred copper coins is enough. it took."
While he was talking nonsense, he peeked at the little princess's face and saw that her eyelashes were trembling, obviously she was angry and scared.
He was very proud and said: "Well, if you carve a pile of cow dung on the right side of your face, but no one will pay for the cow dung, why not carve a pig, which is fat and stupid, and the business will be good."
He picked up the pen and drew a line on her right cheek. What he drew had four legs and a tail. I don't know if it looked like a cat or a dog.
He put down his brush, took a pair of silver scissors, put the scissors gently on the left cheek of the little princess, and shouted: "If you don't open your eyes, I will carve flowers! I will carve the turtle first, and the fat pig will not be busy carving."
The little princess burst into tears but refused to open her eyes. Wei Xiaobao was helpless and refused to admit defeat, so he gently scratched her face with the tip of the scissors.
The tip of the scissors was actually very blunt. Although the little princess's skin was tender, it did not hurt her at all. However, she was frightened and thought that this little villain really used the knife to carve patterns on her face. She became short of breath and fainted.
Wei Xiaobao was startled when he saw her expression was different. He was afraid that he had been frightened to death. He stretched out his hand to check her breathing. Fortunately, she was still breathing, so he said, "You bitch, pretend to be dead!"
Wei Xiaobao thought for a while: "You refuse to open your eyes until you die, so am I going to lose to you?"
He took a wet cloth and wiped away the black ink on her cheeks. He wiped it three times before it was clean.
But seeing that she had light eyebrows and long eyelashes, a small mouth and a straight nose, and a really beautiful face, Wei Xiaobao said to himself: "You are the princess, so you must look down on me, a little eunuch, and I also look down on you. Why don't we all be honest?"
After a while, the little princess slowly woke up. When she opened her eyes, she saw Wei Xiaobao's eyes, which were only one foot apart from hers, glaring at her fiercely. She couldn't help being startled and closed her eyes hurriedly.
Wei Xiaobao laughed heartily and said, "You finally opened your eyes and saw me. I won, right?"
He felt that he had won and was happy, but the little princess couldn't speak, which was a bit disappointing. He wanted to open her acupuncture points, but he didn't know how. He said: "You opened the acupuncture points for people. If they can't open them and they can't eat, how can they?" Not starving to death?
I wanted to solve it for you, but I have learned the method of solving acupuncture points before, but I have forgotten it now. Do you know how to do it? If you don’t know how to do it, just lie down and do a deadlock without moving. If you know how to do it, Blink your eyes three times.”
"Dong dong dong." There was a knock on the door suddenly.
"Spicy lump mother's, who is it?"
Wei Xiaobao cursed and went to open the door, only to see Fang Yu standing in front of him. Wei Xiaobao was about to speak when his vision suddenly went dark and he fell to the ground.
"Now that the plot has begun, you are of no use."
With that said, Fang Yu put his hand on Wei Xiaobao's head and absorbed all Wei Xiaobao's memories.
After Fang Yu finished absorbing it, his body shape changed, and a living "Wei Xiaobao" appeared again. Fang Yu spread his right hand, and a handful of gray flames burned in his hand. The flame was thrown by Fang Yu on Wei Xiaobao, and suddenly Wei Xiaobao's The body turned into ashes.
"Wei Xiaobao" walked into the house and saw the little princess. She blinked three times vigorously, and Fang Yu understood immediately.
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed and said: "I only thought that since the people in Prince Mu's Mansion have the surname Mu, they must all be idiots. They are stupid and can't do anything. It turns out that you, a little idiot, can also solve acupuncture points."
"Wei Xiaobao" picked her up, sat on a chair, and said: "Look, I'm pointing at various parts of your body. If the pointing is right, blink your eyes three times. If the pointing is wrong, open your eyes wide.
, you can't move at all. I'll find the acupuncture point and I'll untie it for you. Do you understand? If you understand, just blink." The little princess blinked three times.
Wei Xiaobao nodded and said: "Very good! I'll give you some advice."
Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand, pointed at her right breast, and said, "Is it here?"
The little princess's face turned red immediately, her eyes were wide open, how could she dare to blink?
Wei Xiaobao pointed to her left breast again and said, "Is it here?" The little princess's face turned redder, her eyes were open for a long time, and she couldn't help but blink.
Wei Xiaobao said loudly: "Ah, this is it!"
The little princess hurriedly opened her eyes, feeling ashamed, anxious, and beyond words of embarrassment. The two of them were both fourteen or fifteen years old, and they seemed to understand but not much about men and women, but they already knew people.
Wei Xiaobao grew up in a brothel, and often saw lewd and obscene behaviors by prostitutes and "ladies". Although he didn't know the meaning, he knew that such actions were extremely inappropriate.
Seeing her embarrassment, Wei Xiaobao was so proud that he felt that yesterday's embarrassment in Yangliu Hutong was now out of anger and revenge. He pointed here and there at the little princess.
The little princess tried her best to hold on to her eyes, not daring to blink for a moment, for fear that if she accidentally blinked, it would be a serious matter. After a while, a small drop of sweat oozed out on the tip of her nose.
Fortunately, Wei Xiaobao's finger pointed at her left armpit, which was where the acupuncture point was unlocked. He blinked his eyes three times in a hurry, felt relieved, and took a long breath.
Wei Xiaobao said: "Haha, it's true that I don't know what's here. I'm just afraid that I can't remember it well and suddenly forget it." He thought to himself: "After unlocking her acupuncture points, I wonder how good her martial arts are. If this little girl takes action
It’s troublesome to hit people.”
Turning around, he took two belts, first tied her feet firmly, and then tied her hands behind her back behind the chair.
The little princess didn't know how he was going to torture her, and she couldn't help showing a look of extreme horror on her face.
Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "You are afraid of me, aren't you? Since you are afraid, I will untie your acupuncture points."
He reached out to his left armpit and scratched it a few times. The little princess felt extremely itchy and could not move. Her little face was swollen and red.
Wei Xiaobao said: "I'm good at acupuncture and resolving acupuncture points, but I've been too busy lately, so I didn't pay attention to such small things, and I kind of forgot about them. Is this the solution?"
He said and rubbed her armpits a few times. The little princess felt itchy again, with a slightly angry look on her face.
Wei Xiaobao said: "This is my most superior and profound acupuncture technique. Only when it is used on superior people will it be effective. You little girl is not a superior person, so even if I use the first-rate technique on you, it will not work at all."
There's no movement. Okay, I'll try the second-rate method."
He reached out and poked her armpits a few times. The little princess felt pain and itching, and tears rolled down her eyes.
Wei Xiaobao said: "Hey, even second-rate methods won't work. Are you a second-rate little girl? There is no way. I just used third-rate methods."
I stretched out my palms and slapped her armpits for a while, but still no effect. Acupuncture is a superior skill in martial arts. People who are very knowledgeable in martial arts will have to study and practice hard for several years before they can succeed under the guidance of a master.
Executing acupoints and tapping acupoints are two sides of the same coin. Only by knowing how to tap acupoints can you understand acupoints. Identifying acupoints must be accurate, and your fingers must have both hard and soft internal energy to seal acupoints and open acupoints.
Wei Xiaobao had no internal strength and had never practiced acupuncture. How could he open the little princess's acupuncture points with such random tricks? If slapping didn't work, he resorted to grasping. When grasping didn't work, he had to resort to twisting.
The little princess was angry and anxious, and couldn't help but shed tears. Wei Xiaobao didn't mean to torture her at this time, but after working for a long time, he couldn't open her acupuncture points, and his forehead was sweating, and he couldn't help but feel a little angry from embarrassment.
Wei Xiaobao said: "I even used the eighth-rate method, but it was like a rat pulling a bastard, and it didn't work at all. Are you a ninth-rate little girl?
I am a man of great status and origin, and I am determined not to use the ninth-rate martial arts. It seems that the people in your Prince Mu's Mansion are all rotten wood, wood-brained, and ignorant.
Let me tell you, regardless of my status, I will use my ninth-rate martial arts skills and try it on you, a ninth-rate little girl."
Then he bent his middle finger, pulled it with his thumb, and popped it out hard, hitting the little princess's armpit and said, "This is cotton."
Wei Xiaobao sang a children's song: "Clap, pat, pat, play cotton. Cotton is smelly, stir-fry black beans. Black beans are burnt, mix with pepper. Pepper is spicy, build a pagoda. The top of the pagoda breaks through the sky, it rains, the ground collapses, and your Mu family slips."
Wooden and wood-brained, dog-headed and dog-brained, the eldest son of eighteen generations of ancestors!"
He said one sentence, played it once, and played it more than a dozen times. When he came to the word "tai", the little princess suddenly said "oh" and cried.
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, jumped up, jumped up and down, and said with a smile: "I tell you, it turns out that the little girl from Prince Mu's Mansion is indeed a ninth-rate little thing, and she must be dealt with with ninth-rate martial arts."
The little princess cried: "You...you are the first...the ninth-rate." Her voice was crisp and delicate, with a soft Yunnan accent, which was really indescribably nice.
Wei Xiaobao tightened his throat and imitated her words: "You... you are the first... ninth rate." He laughed loudly as he spoke.
It turned out that he stretched out his fingers and flicked randomly, and all of them hit the "Axillary Yuan Point" under the little princess's armpit. The Axillary Yuan Point belongs to the Gallbladder Meridian of Foot Shaoyang, and is located three inches under the armpit. All the points on the human head are like diabolo silk, with white Yang.
, Linqi and other acupoints all belong to this meridian.
He grasped and twisted the axillary acupoints again and again, hitting and flicking them. Although his hand strength was insufficient, but after doing it for a long time, all the acupoints on the little princess's head were activated, and her speech became smoother.
When Wei Xiaobao saw that he could actually unlock the little princess's acupuncture points, he was very pleased. His hatred towards Prince Mu's Mansion immediately disappeared, and he said, "I'm hungry, and I miss you but I'm not full either. Let me give you something to eat first."
He was originally a glutton. Now that he was the head of the Shangri-La Supervisor, all the supervisors under his command flattered him and ordered the kitchen to bring all kinds of fresh and delicious snacks every day. He wandered around the streets every day, and there were many people in the market.
I also buy cakes, bait and sweets as soon as I see them, because
There are countless bottles, cans, boxes, and small bamboo baskets in the house, all filled with scattered food. A teenage boy has hundreds of thousands of taels of silver on hand, and he is born to spend money carelessly.
, wouldn’t it make sense to buy snacks?
He took out the cake and said, "Try a piece of this rose mung bean cake." The little princess shook her head.
Wei Xiaobao picked up another box, opened the lid, and said: "This is the famous snack pea yellow in the capital. You must not have it in Yunnan. Just have a piece!"
The little princess shook her head again. Wei Xiaobao wanted to show off his wealth and piled all kinds of cakes and candies on the table, saying: "Look, do I have many delicious things? Even if you are the princess of the palace, you have probably never had any."
I have eaten so many snacks.
If you don’t like sweets, try the scallion crisps from our kitchen, which are rare in the world. Even the emperor likes them, so if you try a piece, I’m sure you’ll like them.”
The little princess shook her head again. Wei Xiaobao took out seven or eight of the best cake baits one after another, but the little princess always shook her head.