The little princess said: "I...I don't want to eat anything..." After saying this, she sobbed and started crying again.
Fang Yu felt a little soft-hearted when he saw her crying, and said, "If you don't eat, won't you starve to death?"
The little princess said: "I...I would rather starve to death."
Fang Yu said: "I don't believe you would rather starve to death."
At this moment, there was a gentle knock on the door. Fang Yu knew that it was the little eunuch who had brought the food. He was afraid that the little princess would scream and alert others, so he reached out and tapped her acupoint.
Fang Yu walked out and told the young eunuch: "I want to eat some Sichuan, Chongqing and Yunnan dishes today. Please ask the kitchen to cook them and deliver them immediately."
After the little eunuch agreed, he turned and left.
Fang Yu brought the food to the room, untied the little princess's body, and said: "If you don't want to eat it, then I will eat it. Well, this is fried beef with sauce, this is bad fish fillet, this is
It's white-cut pork with minced garlic, Zhenjiang-style pork, stir-fried shrimps, and this bowl of ground chicken feet soup is really delicious. It's so fresh, so fresh!"
He scooped up the soup and drank it, making a deliberate slurping sound. When he peeked at the little princess, he saw her tears streaming down her face, and she wasn't even a bit greedy.
At this time, Fang Yu was a little uninterested and said angrily: "It turns out that the ninth-rate little girl only likes to eat the ninth-rate stinky fish, stinky meat, and stinky duck eggs. I, these good dishes and snacks, are the first-rate ones."
Food for the upper class. Later I will ask someone to bring some stinky fish, stinky meat, stinky duck eggs, and stinky tofu for you to eat."
I can't say why, maybe it's because the little princess is not as cute as Xiao Yu, but it's not much worse, so Fang Yu really wants to tease her.
The little princess said: "I don't eat stinky duck eggs or stinky tofu."
Fang Yu nodded and said, "Well, it turns out you only eat smelly fish and meat."
The little princess said: "You just like to talk nonsense. I don't eat smelly fish or meat either."
Fang Yu ate a few chopsticks of shrimps and a piece of pork, and praised: "It tastes so good!"
Seeing that the little princess remained unmoved, Fang Yu put down his chopsticks and thought about how to make her ask for food from him.
After a while, the little eunuch brought another meal and said, "Eunuch Gui, the cook asked me to tell my father-in-law that the pickled fish soup is extremely hot. It doesn't seem to have a trace of heat, but it is actually quite hot.
This Xuanwei fire foot is cooked with candied lotus seeds. It was cooked too quickly and may not be very soft. Please forgive me. This is black kohlrabi from Yunnan.
This dish is dried fish from the Erhai Lake in Dali. Although it is not fresh fish, it is still very valuable. It is fried with Yunnan safflower oil. What is brewed in the pot is Yunnan Pu'er tea.
The cook said that there are no ingredients for the famous Sichuan and Chongqing dish Maodu Hot Pot, so he has to send it to Eunuch Gui in the evening."
Fang Yu nodded, and after the young eunuch left, he moved the dishes into the room.
In an instant, Yu Kitchen prepared one authentic Sichuan and Chongqing dish and three authentic Yunnan dishes, which is considered very skillful.
It turns out that Wu Sangui was the king of Pingx in Yunnan. Although he was domineering, the tribute he paid to the royal family and the respect he paid to the princes and ministers during the festivals were extremely generous, far more than ten times that of other provinces. Therefore, people in the court spoke well of him.
There are quite a few people.
In addition to gold, silver, jewelry, ivory, rhinoceros horns and other precious items, Wu Sangui paid tribute to the emperor, as well as all kinds of local products from Yunnan. Because of this, it was not difficult for the imperial kitchen to cook several Yunnan dishes in an instant.
The little princess was already hungry, and she couldn't help but be moved when she saw these delicious local dishes. However, she was really bullied by Wei Xiaobao, and she didn't want to give in. She made up her mind: No matter how this little villain tries to seduce me,
I always don't eat it.
Fang Yu picked up a piece of bright red and fragrant Xuanwei ham with chopsticks, brought it to the little princess's mouth, and said with a smile: "Open your mouth!"
The little princess gritted her teeth and shut her mouth tightly.
Fang Yu rubbed the ham on her lips until they were covered with oil, and said with a smile: "Eat this piece of ham obediently, and I will open your acupuncture points."
The little princess closed her mouth and shook her head.
Fang Yu put down the ham, picked up the bowl of hot soup, and said fiercely: "This bowl of soup is extremely hot. If you are willing to drink it, I will wait until it gets colder and slowly feed it to you spoonful by spoonful. If you don't want to drink it,
?snort!"
Fang Yu stretched out his left hand and touched the little princess's body a little, and the little princess opened her mouth involuntarily.
Fang Yu picked up a spoon with his right hand, stuffed it into her mouth, and said, "I will pour down this bowl of hot soup and cook your intestines!"
The little princess took a few breaths before taking the spoon out of her mouth and letting go of her left hand.
The little princess knew that half of the pickled fish soup was oil and was several times hotter than ordinary soup. If she poured it into her mouth like this, she would be really scalded to death.
The little princess cried: "You scratched my face, I...I don't want to live anymore, it's so ugly..."
Fang Yu thought to himself: "It turns out that she thought Wei Xiaobao really carved a turtle on her face. The little princess is too naive. Fortunately, she met me, otherwise she would have been deceived and had to count the money."
Fang Yu smiled and said: "Although your face is scratched, this little turtle is very beautiful. When you walk out on the street, everyone will cheer and applaud!"
The little princess cried: "It's so ugly. I...I would rather die."
Fang Yu sighed: "Oh, you don't want such a little turtle. If I had known this, I wouldn't have to put so much thought into carving your face."
The little princess asked: "What kind of flowers are you carving? I...I am not wood."
Fang Yu said: "Your surname is Mu, why aren't you Mu?"
The little princess said: "The word "Mu" in my family is the wood with three points of water, not the wood of wood."
Fang Yu nodded seriously and said: "If wood is soaked in water, it will just become a piece of rotten wood after being soaked for a long time."
The little princess cried again.
Fang Yu said helplessly: "Why are you crying again? Let's do this. If you call me 'good brother' three times, I will patch up your face and scrape off the little turtle. No trace will be left."
The little princess blushed and said, "How can I shave it off? If I shave it like this again, what will my face look like?"
Fang Yu said: "I have a panacea. A first-rate hero is more difficult to repair. You are a ninth-rate little girl. It's really easy to repair your face."
The little princess said: "I don't believe it. You just love to talk and hurt others."
Fang Yu said: "Are you calling me?"
The little princess blushed and shook her head.
Seeing her shy look, Fang Yu couldn't help but feel a little moved, and said: "It's easy to repair a little turtle when it's newly carved. It's been a long time and you have to repair it again. If there is a turtle tail left that can't be repaired, I'm afraid you will
I will regret it in the future.”
Although the little princess was doubtful of his words, she always wanted to give it a try. If it was as he said, a turtle tail would be left on her face in the future, it would still be extremely ugly. She immediately blushed and whispered: "You...you
Are you lying to me?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Why are you lying to me? The sooner you scream, the sooner I take action, and the better your face will be repaired. Just scream quickly!"
Fang Yu thought to himself: "After having Wei Xiaobao's memory, he seems to have become sentimental. However, although it has some influence, it is not a big problem and can be eliminated later."
The little princess said: "What if I...after I called you, you didn't make up for it well?"
Fang Yu said: "Then I will double the compensation and call you 'good sister' six times!"
The little princess blushed again and said, "You are a bad person, I won't come!"
Fang Yu said: "Okay! Since you are worried, let's call each other separately. You call me 'good brother' first, and after I repair it, you call me the second time. I took a look at you in the mirror, and it turned out to be a little scar."
No, you are very satisfied and call me a third time. Maybe you are so happy that you call me ten times in a row."
The little princess said anxiously: "No, no, you said you called three times, why did you add another one?"
Fang Yu smiled and said: "Okay, three times is all, then just scream!"
The little princess moved her lips a few times, but couldn't say anything. Wei Xiaobao said: "What's the big deal about calling me 'good brother'? I don't want you to call me 'good husband' or 'kiss husband'. If you don't call me,
My prices can also go higher and higher."
The little princess was really afraid that he would force her to call her husband, so she stammered: "I will call you one word first, and when you are really cured, I will call you... the next two words."
Fang Yu sighed and said: "Oh, you are really good at bargaining. It will be the same if you give me money first and then later. Then just call me."
The little princess closed her eyes and softly shouted: "Okay..."
The word "good" was really as soft as the buzzing of mosquitoes, and the sound in her ears was slightly different, but she couldn't hear it anymore. Even so, her face was already red with embarrassment, and she couldn't say it out.
Fang Yu muttered: "It's really bad to call it this way. After 30% off, is there anything left? I don't know what you put under the word 'good' in your heart. A good bastard is good."
, a good little thief is also good.”
The little princess said anxiously: "No, what I am thinking about is... those two words, I won't lie to you, I really don't lie to you."
Fang Yu said: "What are those two words? Is it a turtle? Is it a thief?"
The little princess said: "No, no! It's brother..." She said the word "brother" and hurriedly stopped.
Fang Yu smiled and said: "Very good, if you have a conscience, then when I repair your face, I have to use the best means. Ask a plasterer to repair the dog hole, and if you pay a first-class price, the plasterer will use first-class means.
, if the price is too low and the plasterer fills the place with a few rotten bricks without plastering it over, wouldn’t it be extremely ugly?”
The little princess said: "I've called you before, but you're still laughing at my dog hole and rotten bricks."
Fang Yu laughed and said, "This is a metaphor."
He opened Eunuch Hai's box, took out the medicine box, and placed the dozens of medicine bottles in the box on the table. He poured some powder into each bottle of medicine, as if he was concentrating on mixing the medicine powder.
The little princess originally only believed three points, but when she saw so many medicine bottles, she couldn't help but believe two more points.
Fang Yu put the powder into the medicine bottle, took it to the outer room, then poured the powder inside into paper, wrapped it up, and hid it in his arms.
Fang Yu took another piece of mung bean cake, a piece of pea yellow, and dug out a piece of lotus paste from a Cantonese moon cake. He washed the medicine bottle clean without leaving any powder.
Then, Fang Yu pounded the lotus paste, mung bean cake, and pea yellow into Yao Wan, and added two spoons of honey. With a thought, he poured some more water, mixed it evenly, took it into the room, and said: "
This is the Shengji Ling Ointment, which contains countless miraculous medicines."