The princess smiled and said: "The guards said that they caught a robber and a thief. If the thief didn't kill him, they put some salt in his wound. If the pain made him scream for help, then he had to kill him. So I always carry salt with me.
, specially designed to deal with big thieves like you."
Fang Yu felt throbbing pain in the wound and shouted: "Help, help, I'm here!"
The princess smiled and said: "What's the fun in catching a pustule so quickly? You should say: "I fall into your hands today and I will kill or cut him into pieces. Anyone who frowns is not a good man."
Then I will cut you a few more times, add more salt, and you beg for mercy again. That would be fun, but I have no fun at all when you are like this. Come on, do as I say."
Fang Yu was furious and cursed: "Damn it, you stinky little girl... Hey, princess, I'm not scolding you, I... I'm not a good man, I'll do it, I'll do it!"
The princess sighed and was about to throw away the salt. Then, she sprinkled the salt into his wound and said seriously: "I am the leader of the Jian Sect. I am the best in the world in martial arts. I have caught you, who has done all kinds of evil."
The big thief..."
Fang Yu said: "Okay, okay, I am a gangster. My skills today are not as good as others. I will be captured by the leader of the Jianzhang sect, who is the best in the world in martial arts. I will die or die. If you are good at martial arts, you will not be able to kill me. I am here now."
Once you accept it, that’s it.”
The princess felt happy when she heard that his charlatan's words were the same as what Zhang Kangnian and other guards told her. She praised: "That's right. Since you want to play, you should play like it."
Fang Yu cursed "Smelly little bitch, rotten bitch" in his heart, and the wounds all over his body hurt to the bone. For a moment, he couldn't figure out whether she was following the orders of the Queen Mother to kill him, or whether she was just imitating the behavior of a gangster.
Fang Yu thought to himself that this stinky girl was so vicious, even if she was just playing with me, my life would still be in her hands. He suddenly remembered that the strategy of intimidating Mu Jianping that day was quite effective.
Women are afraid of ghosts, so they endured the pain and said: "Suddenly, I am not convinced again. Teacher, if you have the guts, let me go, and we will fight again."
If you are afraid of my superior martial arts and dare not take action, then kill me with one knife. I have become an enemy, following you behind you during the day, crawling under your bed at night, holding your neck, and sucking your blood..."
The princess yelled "Ah" and said in a trembling voice: "Why should I kill you?"
Fang Yu said: "Let me go then!"
The princess said: "Don't let me go! Damn eunuch, you are scaring me."
As he spoke, he picked up the candlestick and used the candle flame to burn his face. The candle flame burned his face, and with a sneer, Fang Yu felt pain, leaned back, and hit her arm with his right shoulder.
The princess moved her arm, the candlestick fell to the ground, and the candle flame went out immediately. In a rage, she raised the door latch and hit him with both head and head.
Fang Yu was in unbearable pain and extremely frightened: "I won't survive this time."
Fang Yu shouted: "I'm dead." He pretended to be dead and never moved again.
The princess said angrily: "You are pretending to be dead! Wake up quickly and play with me!"
Fang Yu didn't move at all.
The princess kicked him gently, and when she saw that he didn't move at all, she said softly: "Okay, I won't hit you anymore, just don't die."
Fang Yu thought to himself: "I'm already dead, how can I not die? That's nonsense."
The princess pulled out the hairpin from his hair and poked his face and neck several times, but Fang Yu could not bear the pain.
The princess said softly: "Please, you...you...don't scare me, I...I don't want to beat you to death, I'm just fighting with you, who told you...who told you to be such a pustule, you can't beat me"
I……"
Suddenly she felt a slight sound of breathing in Fang Yu's nose. She felt happy and reached out to touch his heart. She felt a heart beating on its own and said with a smile: "Damn eunuch, it turns out you are not dead. I'll spare you this time."
, open your eyes quickly."
Fang Yu still didn't move, but the princess no longer fell for his trick, and shouted: "I will dig out your eyes, and you will become a blind ghost after death, and you will not be able to find me." She picked up the short knife and pointed the tip of the knife to
On his right eyelid.
Fang Yu was shocked, rolled over, and immediately rolled away.
The princess said angrily: "Little devil, you're here to scare me again. I...I have to blind your eyes." She jumped over and stretched out her feet with all her strength.
He stepped on his chest and stabbed his right eye with the knife.
This time he was not pretending. She stabbed him with such force that she not only blinded his eyes, but also stabbed him straight into his brain.
Fang Yu's legs bent sharply and his knees hit her chest. With a slap, the princess swayed and fell softly.
Fang Yu was overjoyed. He bent over, reached out and pulled out the dagger from his boot. He first cut open the skirt that bound his feet. As soon as he stood up, he kicked the princess hard on the top of her head.
Seeing that she couldn't wake up for a moment, Fang Yu inserted the dagger into the leg of the table, turned around, and gently rubbed the belt that bound his hands against the edge of the blade. After just two swipes, the belt was disconnected.
He took a long breath of relief and was indescribably happy after escaping death. There were injuries all over his body and the pain was severe, so he ignored them for a moment.
Fang Yu thought to himself: "How to deal with this stinky girl is a huge problem. Listening to her tone, it seems that she is really playing with me. If she was ordered to kill me by the Queen Mother, why did she become scared when she saw me pretending to be dead?
But when children play, how can they play so fiercely? Yes, she is a princess, and she does not regard the eunuchs and maids as human beings at all. She only treats them as if they are dead or alive, just crushing an ant to death."
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he punched her in the chest again.
Unexpectedly, this kick made her breath go smoothly.
The princess groaned, woke up, stood up slowly, and cursed: "Damn eunuch, you..."
Fang Yu was angry, reached out and slapped her twice, punched her in the chest, and swept her right foot across the face. The princess immediately fell to the ground.
He jumped over, sat on her back with his back turned, and used his fists like drums to hit her good leg, back, and buttocks hard, shouting: "Damn little bitch, stinky bitch, born of a woman."
Damn girl, I will beat you to death."
The princess shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight! You have no rules. I will ask the queen mother to kill you, and I will ask the emperor to kill you, and Ling... Lingchi will execute you."
Fang Yu felt a chill in his heart and stopped immediately. Then he thought again: "I'm going to hit you, so I'll give it a good beating." He punched again and cursed: "I'm an eighteenth generation ancestor, I'll beat you to death, you stinky guy."
Little girl!"
After a few blows, the princess suddenly laughed.
Fang Yu was surprised: "I hit her so hard, why did she laugh instead of crying?"
Fang Yu pulled out the dagger from the table leg, pointed it at her neck, turned her over with his left hand, and shouted, "What are you laughing at?"
Her eyebrows were silky and her face was full of smiles. She seemed to be really happy and not pretending. She said softly: "Don't hit me so hard, but don't hit me too lightly either."
Fang Yu couldn't figure it out, fearing that she might suddenly pull a trick, so he stepped firmly on her chest with his right foot and shouted, "What tricks are you playing? I won't be fooled."
The princess pulled away, hummed twice, and seemed about to jump up.
Fang Yu shouted: "Don't move."
As he spoke, he pushed her hard on the forehead, and the princess fell down again. Fang Yu felt a throbbing pain in the wound, and he burst into anger. He patted her four times, opened his bow left and right, and slapped her four times in a row.
The princess hummed a few more times, her chest heaving, but her face looked indescribably comfortable. She said softly: "Damn eunuch, don't hit me in the face. I'm hurt. If the Queen Mother asks, I'm afraid I can't hide it."
Fang Yu scolded: "You little bitch, you bastard, the more you get beaten, the happier you are, right?" He stretched out his hand and twisted her left arm hard twice.
The princess yelled "Ouch, Ouch" several times, frowning, but there was a smile in her eyes.
Fang Yu said: "Damn it, do you feel comfortable?"
The princess didn't answer, and slowly closed her eyes. Suddenly, a flying kick hit Fang Yu's thigh, where a stab wound was located. Fang Yu was in pain, so he rushed forward and held down her shoulders. On her arms and shoulders,
Twist your chest and lower abdomen hard.
The princess giggled and shouted: "Damn eunuch, little eunuch, good father-in-law, good brother, please spare me, I...I...can't stand it anymore."
When she called out so softly, Fang Yu's heart suddenly moved, and he thought: "She called out like this, and it seemed like Miss Fang was speaking love to me on the ship."
Fang Yu's anger was greatly reduced, but it was hard to predict what her intentions were, so he followed the same example, took off her belt, and pulled her hands
Hands and feet tied...
The princess smiled and said: "Damn little devil, what are you doing?"
Fang Yu said, "Don't make bad ideas and harm others." He stood up, panting, his whole body ached, and he felt like fainting.
The princess smiled and said: "Xiao Guizi, I had so much fun today, why don't you hit me?"
Fang Yu said: "If you don't hit me, how can I dare to hit you?"
The princess said: "I can't move. Even if you hit me again, there's nothing I can do."
Fang Yu spat and said, "You are not a princess, you are a ***."
With that said, he kicked her on the butt.
The princess said "Ouch" and said, "Shall we play again?"
Fang Yu said: "Half of my life has been sacrificed for you, why are you still playing? Now I am pretending to be Zhuge Liang, and I will also burn the vine armored soldiers, and burn your hair and clothes."
The princess said anxiously: "You can't burn your hair..." She smiled and said, "You can burn my clothes. Even if my whole body is burned and blistered, I won't be afraid."
Fang Yu said: "Bah, you're not afraid of death. I won't accompany you to get mad. I have to go and treat the wound. The wound is full of salt. Is it really fun?"
Only then did he believe that the princess had no intention of killing him, so he untied the belt from her hands.
The princess said: "I really don't want to play anymore? Then come back tomorrow, okay?" Her tone was full of prayer.
Fang Yu said: "If the Queen Mother and the Emperor find out, will I still be alive?"
The princess slowly stood up and said: "As long as I don't tell, how will the Queen Mother and the Emperor know? Don't hit me in the face tomorrow. It doesn't matter no matter how many scars I have on my body."
Fang Yu shook his head and said, "I can't come tomorrow. I beat you too hard. I won't be able to heal the injury in a month or two."
The princess said: "Humph, you won't come tomorrow? What did you scold me just now? You're talking about eighteen generations of ancestors. My eighteen generations of ancestors are the tenth generation ancestors of the emperor's brother, and the seventeenth generation ancestors of the emperor's father.
The sixteenth generation ancestor of Emperor Taizong, the fifteenth generation ancestor of Emperor Taizu..."
Fang Yu was dumbfounded and complained secretly. Suddenly, he had an idea and said, "You are not the queen of the old emperor. I am scolding your ancestors. They have nothing to do with the emperor, the old emperor, Emperor Taizu, or Emperor Taizong."
The princess was furious and shouted: "Why am I not born to the old emperor? You are talking nonsense, you damn eunuch. I will wait for you here tomorrow afternoon. If you, damn eunuch, don't come, I will report to the Queen Mother and say that you beat me."
.”
As he said this, he rolled up his sleeves, and on his snow-white, tender arm, there was a patch of green and black, all of which were twisted up by you.
Fang Yu was secretly shocked: "Why did you attack so hard just now?"