The princess said: "Humph, if you don't come tomorrow, will you die?"
Seeing this scene, Fang Yu didn't want to give in, but he couldn't, so he nodded and said, "I'll just come and play with you tomorrow, but you can't hit me anymore."
The princess was overjoyed and said, "Just come here. If I hit you again, you should hit me back. We are heroes in the world and pay attention to fairness in grudges."
Fang Yu smiled bitterly and said, "If you give me another beating, this good guy will turn into a devil."
The princess smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't seriously beat you to death." After a pause, she added, "At most, I'll beat you half to death."
Seeing the change in his expression, the princess smiled sweetly and said softly: "Xiao Guizi, among the many eunuchs and guards in the palace, you are the only one I like. The other guys are too spineless. Even if they were beaten to death by me, they would not dare to scold them.
I said "Smelly little girl, ***..."
The princess imitated his scolding tone: "I'm a damn girl born from a woman. No one has ever scolded me like this."
Fang Yu was angry and funny, and said, "Do you like to be scolded?"
The princess smiled and said, "It's better if you scold me like you do. The Queen Mother scolded me with a straight face and asked me to obey the rules, but I didn't like to hear it."
Fang Yu said: "Then you should go to Lichun Courtyard first." He thought to himself: "If you become a woman, there will be more people who scold you. If the madam wants to be beaten, if the client gets angry, he will beat and scold you."
The princess perked up and asked, "Where is Li Chun Yuan? Is it fun?"
Fang Yu secretly laughed and said: "It's very fun, but we are in Jiangnan and you can't go. You only need to live in Lichun Courtyard for three months. I guarantee you will be extremely happy and the princess won't want to do it anymore."
The princess sighed, leisurely and fascinated, and said: "When I get older, I must go."
Fang Yu said sternly: "Okay, okay! I will definitely take you there in the future. Once a man has said it, a dead horse is hard to chase." He couldn't remember the saying "It's hard to chase a horse," but he didn't say "It's hard to chase a horse."
However, it is said that "a dead horse is hard to chase".
The princess held his hand and said: "I fought with those guards and eunuchs, and no one deliberately let me down. It was not fun at all. Only the emperor's brother competed with me yesterday, and he was really beaten, but he refused to hurt me and twisted.
It hurts me. My dear little Guizi, you are the only one who can really hit me. Don’t worry, I will definitely not be willing to kill you."
The princess suddenly leaned over and kissed him on the lips. Her face turned red and she ran out of the room.
Fang Yu suddenly felt that the sky was spinning. He sat down and thought to himself: "I'm afraid this princess is a little crazy. The more I beat her and scold her, the happier she becomes. Damn it, this old woman gave birth to a crazy girl.
Do you really like me, a fake eunuch?"
Thinking of her beautiful face, I felt drowsy in my heart. I slowly stood up and supported myself back to the house. I was exhausted. As soon as I fell on the bed, I fell asleep.
Fang Yu slept for more than five hours. When he woke up, it was already dark. He felt pain all over his body. He couldn't help but groan. He stood up and wanted to wash away the salt from the wound.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I took off my clothes, the blood from the wound had condensed and was firmly stuck to the clothes. As soon as I pulled it, I felt a sharp pain again. I couldn't help but cursed "Smelly little bitch, rotten little bitch" in my heart, and immediately washed it off.
Add powdered salt and apply gold wound medicine.
The next day, Kangxi went to see the little emperor. He was shocked to see that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his hair and eyebrows were all burned to pieces. He immediately realized that it was the work of the precious imperial sister, and asked: "Did the princess hit him? The injury was not serious.
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Fang Yu smiled bitterly and said: "Fortunately. Master, my apprentice has lost your face, so I have to practice hard for three years to get back this good and win glory for you."
Kangxi was originally worried that he would be so angry that he begged him to stand up for him, but even though Yu Mei was aggrieved, it was only natural for a master to beat his slaves.
But if you ignore it, you are afraid that he will go to Mount Wutai and serve your father and refuse to be loyal, so you feel embarrassed. When you hear what he said, you don't complain about it, just treat it as a play, you can't help but feel happy.
Kangxi smiled and said: "Xiao Guizi, you are so kind! I must reward you well. What do you want?"
Fang Yu said: "Master does not blame the disciple for not being good at learning. The disciple is already extremely grateful and does not need any rewards." After a pause, he said: "Master taught the disciple some clever tricks. If he is in danger in the future, he will not be bullied again. That is,
Already."
Kangxi laughed heartily and said, "Okay, okay!" Then he selected a few exquisite moves from the martial arts taught by the Queen Mother and taught them to him.
Although these capture techniques are quite extraordinary, they are far inferior to the six moves taught by Master Hong and his wife. Fang Yu had competed with him before and had seen him use these moves.
It took a long time to learn.
Fang Yu thought to himself: "I used to wrestle with him, and it was just like normal. But he is the emperor and I am a slave, and these friends never last long. When I came back to the capital this time, I saw that he was not much older, and he was more flattering."
Xiao Xuanzi: "I can no longer pronounce these three words, so why not change my name? This is also a great way to flatter me."
Xiaobao immediately knelt down, kowtowed eight times, and said, "Master, my disciple Fang Yu is your first disciple."
Kangxi was startled and immediately understood his intention. Firstly, he thought it was quite funny. Secondly, he really didn't like him calling him "Xiao Xuanzi" anymore. He smiled and said, "You are not joking! I said I am a master, so I have to accept you."
Become an apprentice."
Kangxi shouted: "Here comes someone!"
Two eunuchs and two guards walked into the study.
Kangxi said: "Turn around."
The four people responded: "Yes." However, the rule was that ministers were not allowed to turn their backs to the emperor, otherwise it would be extremely disrespectful. The four people did not understand Kangxi's intention, so they only turned slightly sideways and did not dare to turn around.
Kangxi picked up a pair of gold scissors from the desk and walked behind the four people. The four people turned slightly sideways.
Kangxi looked at the braids of the four people and saw that one of the eunuchs had the most shiny braids. He grabbed it with his left hand and with a click, cut off all the roots.
The eunuch was so frightened that he immediately fell to his knees, kowtowed repeatedly and said, "My slave deserves to die, my slave deserves to die!"
Kangxi smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, I will reward you with ten taels of silver. Let's go out!"
The four people were inexplicably surprised, feeling that the power of God was unpredictable, and fell back.
Kangxi handed the braid to Fang Yu and said with a smile: "You are going to become a monk. The princess burned your hair. It seems to be God's will. The fake princess in heaven ordered you to get your hair cut off and become a monk. You first burn this fake braid."
Tie the knot on your head, otherwise it will be unsightly."
Wei Xiao knelt down and said, "Yes, Master cherishes his apprentice and is so considerate."
Kangxi smiled and said: "You worship me as your master, but you are not allowed to tell others about it. I know that you are tight-lipped and cautious, so I agreed. If you show off outside, my leader will immediately abolish your martial arts and expel you."
Go out the wall."
Fang Yulian said: "Yes, yes, I don't dare."
Kangxi had a wrestling match with him. Except for the Queen Mother and Hai Dafu, no one else in the palace knew about it. He wanted to make him a disciple just for fun, as long as it was not spread to anyone and it would not lose the dignity of the emperor, but he was cautious by nature.
, a special warning.
Kangxi sat down and thought: "The Queen Mother is sinister and vicious, and she will never teach me martial arts seriously. Otherwise, why would she not teach me her powerful skills of beating people to pieces?"
Even though I have become a master, I am actually not much better than this kid, and I don’t have any great martial arts skills to teach him. The monks in the Shaolin Temple have extremely high martial arts skills. This time, my father was in trouble, and they were the ones who came to the rescue..."
Kangxi thought of this and had an idea in his mind, and said, "Go and rest and recuperate, and come back to see me tomorrow."
Fang Yu returned to his lower place and ordered his eunuchs to ask the imperial doctor to apply medicine and treat the injury. Although the injuries were painful, they were all flesh injuries and did not damage the muscles and bones. The imperial doctor said that he would be cured in ten and a half days.
No need to worry.
After dinner, he went to accept the princess's appointment. His heart was agitated. He was afraid that she would hit her again, but he also liked to see her.
As soon as the door was opened, the princess yelled and rushed forward. Fang Yu was already prepared. He blocked with his left arm, hooked his right foot, and grabbed the public collar with his right hand, pushing her down and bending down.
The princess laughed and scolded: "Damn eunuch, why are you so powerful today?"
Fang Yu grabbed her left arm and twisted it, whispering: "If you don't call me Good Guizi, Good Brother, I will break your arm."
The princess cursed: "Bah, you damn slave!"
Fang Yu twisted the princess's arm hard and shouted: "If you don't scream, I will break your arm."
The princess smiled and said: "I just won't scream."
Fang Yu
I thought to myself: "My little girl is indeed a bitch. The more I hit her, the happier she becomes." With a slap from my right hand, I punched her hard on the arm. The princess jumped, but then giggled...
Fang Yu said: "Damn it, it turns out you like to be beaten." He punched him hard several times.
The princess shrank to the ground in pain and could not stand up, so Fang Yu stopped.
The princess gasped: "Okay, now it's my turn to beat you."
Fang Yu shook his head and said, "No, I won't hit you."
This little girl was so ruthless that if she was beaten, her life would be in danger at any time. The princess begged softly, but Fang Yu just refused.
The princess lost her temper and rushed forward, hitting and biting her. She slapped Fang Yu several times, pushed her to the ground, grabbed her hair, and spanked her again. She thought that she was also spanked, so there was no need to be polite, so she stretched out her hand all over her body.
Twisting everywhere.
The princess lay at his feet, hugged his legs, put her face between his calves, rubbed them gently, charmingly and softly, and said in a sweet voice: "Good Guizi, good brother, please give me a spanking once, I won't do it."
It hurts."
When Fang Yu saw her clinging to her like a bird, and heard her calling her affectionately, his heart was filled with excitement, and he was waiting for a reply.
The princess said again: "Good brother, I like seeing you bleeding more than anything else."
Fang Yu was startled and said angrily: "No!" He raised his left foot and kicked her on the head, saying: "Let go, I'm going. If I work with you, I will die from you one day."
In hand."
The princess sighed: "You don't want to play with me anymore?"
Fang Yu said: "It's too dangerous, and you will die anytime."
The princess giggled, stood up, and said, "Okay! Then help me back to my room. I won't be able to walk even if I fight for you."
Fang Yu said: "I won't help."
The princess held on to the wall and walked out slowly, saying, "Xiao Guizi, come back tomorrow, okay?" Suddenly her left leg bent and she almost fell. Fang Yu quickly stepped forward to help her.