Xiao Shizhu swallowed his saliva, pondered and thought carefully; going to catch the traitor was a good opportunity to show off his ability, and he could also get close to the ghost mother afterwards. But it was always weak to catch the traitor by himself, so if he didn't go
He would die soon. The dilemma made Xiao Shizhu feel a little irritable.
But after thinking for a moment, he felt that he could still take on this task, he just needed to "rip off" the ghost mother, and the lion opened his mouth to get all the human, material and financial resources that could help him catch the traitor.
After making up his mind, he slowly raised his head, looked at the ghost mother and said: "Beauty, I can promise you to catch the traitor, but then you have to give me manpower and no financial resources, otherwise I won't be able to do this job!".
"You are not allowed to call me beauty, you must call me my master, Lady Ghost Mother." After scolding, Ghost Mother showed a smile again and teased: "Aren't you leading the 'One Hundred and Eight Generals'? What more manpower is needed?"
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"Damn, you're talking about the Tengu." Seeing that the Ghost Mother didn't even give him a chair to sit on, Xiao Shizhu simply sat on the floor and said, "The Tengu can't investigate the case, and it won't help me analyze the problem, so how can it be counted as manpower? A group of just
A foodie who can spin around in circles and bite his own tail is not even considered a good person. You want to make the horse run but don't let the horse eat grass. What's the matter?" After saying that, he turned his head to one side.
, snorted. Just like a child making a fuss, making the ghost mother snicker in her heart.
"Yes." The ghost mother frowned and pondered for a moment. After thinking for a moment, she said: "I will arrange the manpower for you now, but financial and material resources are not discussed." After saying this, she waved to the maid beside her and waited for the maid to stand.
When she leaned down in front of her, the ghost mother whispered a few words in the maid's ear.
The maid nodded repeatedly, responded after the ghost finished speaking, and then walked slowly out of the palace.
Xiao Shizhu watched the maid leave with puzzled eyes, then turned to the Ghost Mother and said, "Master Ghost Mother, what are you doing?".
"I'll prepare manpower for you." The ghost mother pursed her lips and smiled at him, then winked and said, "They are all carefully selected forbidden troops with experience in detection."
Xiao Shizhu's eyes suddenly lit up after hearing this. After saying a long "oh", he stood up and applauded the ghost mother and said with a smile: "Gui Mother is wise!" After speaking, he raised his head and closed.
After smiling, he glanced sideways at the ghost mother and said in a helpless tone: "Stop lying to others."
Just looking at the ghost mother, for some unknown reason, he suddenly thought: "It must be very hard for a woman with a thin body to support such a small island country alone. Are all the men in this country dead?"
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"What did I lie to you about?" The ghost mother looked at him with interest and asked pretending to be stupid.
"Last time you winked at me so tenderly, I went to see Tengu; this time you come again, the manpower you gave me must not be good. According to human criminal psychology, your blinking action means that you have not
I'm holding in the sign of a good fart. I've already suffered a loss once, and I don't want to do it a second time." Xiao Shizhu replied casually, the look of helplessness between his brows getting heavier and heavier; then he sighed and looked with pleading eyes.
Xiang Gui Mu said: "Forget it, I don't want any human, material or financial resources, but can you change the title of Dog Prison to Shit Scooping Officer? The name of Dog Prison is too unpleasant. Anyway, I will investigate the case for you, don't tell me.
He is an imperial envoy, at least don’t call him a dog prisoner.” After thinking about it, Xiao Shizhu felt that extortion would definitely not work; so instead of being deceived by the ghost mother and feeling happy in vain, it is better to be more practical.
"Okay, I will immediately order you to be given a badge as a shit shoveler. With this badge, you can enter and exit the inner and outer courtyards at any time." The ghost mother agreed without thinking, and said: "The manpower will also be given.
You, after all, can help. At least I have protection for you. But there is only ten days. Once the time limit is up, I won’t be able to see the traitor, you.”
"Thank you then, just let them report to Tengu Garden." Before she could finish her words, Xiao Shizhu turned around, raised his right hand and made a goodbye gesture to the ghost mother behind him, and interrupted her, saying
: "Don't worry, my ghost head will never be in front of you in ten days. What will be in front of you will only be a traitor. Be prepared to give a reward, preferably a big house with three entrances and three exits plus two
Big-breasted concubine, Master Xiao will always reserve the position of his wife." He said and walked out of the palace without looking back.
After Xiao Shizhu's figure disappeared outside the main hall, Chun Yun, who was already angry and fuming, finally couldn't bear it anymore. After bowing curtly to the ghost mother, she asked in a deep voice: "My lord, how did you sneak Ji Na into the palace?"
Why should such an important task as a secret envoy of another country be handed over to a rude, shameless and arrogant dog prisoner?"
Xiao Shizhu was arrogant and arrogant. He could do this to himself, but he dared to do the same to the ghost mother. This made Chunyun very unhappy. If the ghost mother hadn't forbidden her to kill the kid, she would have chased him out at this time.
Cut Xiao Di Zhu into eight pieces.
"Because he is smart." The ghost mother glanced at the angry look on Chun Yun's face and said lightly: "And now these emissaries are getting more and more arrogant and actually sneaked into my palace; in addition, Xia Xing, who is good at investigating cases in our country, is no longer
In the capital, we can only take a gamble on this brat."
"Gamble?" The anger on Chun Yun's face gradually turned into confusion. She looked at the ghost mother with confused eyes.
"Let's bet on whether this kid is loyal." The ghost mother smiled slightly, nodded and said, "By the way, let's see how strong and capable he is?".
"You also know that the Ghost Mother Country is now besieged on all sides. In the south, Zhurong Gonggong is watching, in the east there are pirates from Wu Zhiqi causing trouble, and in the west there is a ghost king with ulterior motives who has always had ill intentions towards our country. In such troubled times, we can only use extraordinary measures to
A person can deal with extraordinary things." Before Chun Yun could speak, the ghost mother sighed softly and continued: "And in just a few days, this kid was able to design and arrest him based on a small amount of information.
The abandoned son left by the assassin in the Tengu Garden token shows that he is very thoughtful. And he was able to convince the imperial army to cooperate with him in setting up a trap and send me a message for him within half a month after entering the palace. This shows that he has the means to win over people's hearts and is a malleable talent.
.Talented people may not necessarily be virtuous, and it is normal to be a bit arrogant from time to time.”
"And he is also very interesting. When other ghost slaves see this king, they are too proud to breathe, but he can look at me without changing his expression and answer questions fluently, which shows that this boy has courage." The ghost mother looked at Xiao Shizhu.
In the direction of leaving, he smiled slightly and said: "To tell you the truth, if he hadn't always been jealous of me, I would have really wanted to give him a promotion."
Chun Yun was startled when she heard this. Doesn’t she know that others don’t know this? In this ghost mother country, for thousands of years, there have been only women and no men among officials above the fifth rank. This is the rule set by the ghost mother herself.
But why did the ghost mother say this today? It seemed that she not only admired the kid, but also wanted to confer an official title to him.
This made Chunyun even more puzzled.
"You are all too rigid in doing things and follow the rules in everything. You are a capable minister in governing the country. But this guy will not pay attention to these things anytime and anywhere. He can do any obscene and shameless things when necessary. If we want to establish our country's prestige against foreign enemies, we need to
Such a person." The ghost mother glanced at Chun Yun, and seemed to see through the suspicion in the other person's heart, and said: "But you must also keep an eye on him, and don't let him do anything extraordinary."
It was a rare visit to the inner courtyard, and the scenery here was good. Xiao Shizhu did not rush out, but walked around at will. After seeing enough of the scenery, he walked slowly to the outer courtyard.
However, due to the complicated roads in the inner court and no one to guide Xiao Shizhu, Xiao Shizhu almost got lost. In the end, he had to ask the guards how to get out. At the same time, he also thought in his heart: "The assassin who broke into the inner court at night was blind and under fire.
He is not lost. It seems that the person who explained the terrain to him has been in the Ghost Mother Palace for many years."
"But it cannot be ruled out that there is a traitor in the Forbidden Army." When he walked to the gate of the Inner Palace, Xiao Shizhu looked at the traitors standing guard and said in his heart: "But no matter who it is, once Ming Yichen dies, the other party will not act rashly.
Well, what can be done to make the other party show off its flaws?".
I was thinking as I walked, and unknowingly I came to the gate of Tengu Garden. Just when I looked up, I saw a tall and strong man with authentic bronze skin, eyes like torches, standing in front of the gate and looking around.
Xiao Shizhu took a closer look and saw that this man was wearing ring-locked armor, with a sword hanging straight on his waist, and an upright look on his face. Who else could he be if he wasn't King Kong? So he quickly walked up to meet King Kong and asked: "Brother King Kong, are you looking for me?"
ah?".
"See you, sir." As soon as King Kong saw him, he hurriedly bowed his hands and saluted.
"Sir?" Xiao Shizhu looked around and then back. After seeing that there was no one else nearby except him and King Kong, he stretched out his hand and pointed at himself and asked: "Are you talking about me?".
"Yes, my Lord Ghost Mother has just given an order to make you the Shit Shovel Officer." As he said that, King Kong took out a token from his arms, presented it to Xiao Shizhu with both hands, and said: "And ordered me to lead four martial arts masters.
The powerful Imperial Army has come to Tengu Garden with your token to await orders. They will be dispatched by you in the future to find out the enemy spies lurking in the palace."
"Hahahaha, I like the efficiency of this work." Xiao Shizhu was immediately overjoyed. He took the token and looked left and right. He saw that the bronze token was engraved on the back with the totem of the Ghost Mother Kingdom, a crescent moon and a sun, and on the front was engraved "
There are three large gold-plated characters "Shit Shoveling Officer". There is also a line of small characters in the lower right corner: Seal of the Ghost Mother. With this token, you can enter and exit the inner and outer courtyards at will.
Xiao Shizhu kissed the token hard and said: "I didn't expect that the token would be ready before I came back; good, good, the ghost mother finally did something right."
He still knows a little bit about the human soul of King Kong. Although he is only a small member of a hundred households, he is very skilled. He just can't flatter the commander of the imperial army, and he has never been promoted. The ghost mother actually sent King Kong, which means that
The remaining assistants are not bad either.
"Will it be the coaxing person like Zhan Zhao next to Master Bao, or the expert like Li Yuanfang next to Di Renjie who has both strength and intelligence?" Xiao Shizhu asked Jingang while flirting: "The other four Forbidden Army
What? How can I be late for reporting? It’s outrageous!”
"They are waiting for you in the courtyard." After saying this, King Kong turned around and slowly opened the courtyard door.
Xiao Shizhu walked toward the courtyard with a smile on his face and full of curiosity. However, the moment he crossed the threshold, his smile completely froze. After being stunned, he couldn't help but said in his heart: "It must be the way I opened the door.
That’s not right.” He thought and stepped back, closing the door.
King Kong, with a puzzled look on his face, looked at him after doing this strange move and asked blankly: "Sir, what's wrong?".
"You, you, are you sure those four people inside are highly skilled in martial arts?" Xiao Shizhu, with a dark look on his face, pushed open the courtyard door again and asked King Kong: "Did the ghost mother arrange it for me?"
King Kong was startled again, and quickly looked over, and after confirming that it was the imperial army he had brought according to the ghost mother's wishes, he nodded and said, "Yes!" The look of doubt on his face became more and more serious.
"This is called martial arts?" Xiao Shizhu sighed helplessly, grabbed King Kong's collar, pulled him into the courtyard, and said: "Take a good look, the piece of flesh on their bodies looks like martial arts.
of?".
At this time, a foot away in front of them, stood four Imperial Guards of different heights, short, fat, and thin, lined up facing them; the taller one was lame and had a cane in his hand. The short one had cataracts in his eyes, and his eyes were gray.
The fat one looks like a bear, with three layers of fat on his belly, short legs, and can only giggle. The thin one is as skinny as a stick, but he is actually an old man who is already seventy years old and has a hunchback.
"Is this an alliance of losers?" Xiao Shizhu's roar echoed over Tengu Garden and lingered for a long time.