Half an hour later, King Kong and the other four people stood in a row in the courtyard; an aggrieved Xiao Shizhu, with his face full of anger, paced back and forth in front of them, and kept cursing: "Damn it, Ghost Mother.
Mother-in-law, I’m so angry that I was promised manpower, but instead I was given a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates.”
As soon as he finished speaking, King Kong and the others said feebly in unison: "The one hundred and second time!".
Then before Xiao Shizhu could speak again, King Kong begged him: "Sir, if you scold me, can you please stop wandering around? My eyes are dazzled!".
"Shut up!" Xiao Shizhu stood in front of him, pointed at his chest, and said word by word: "Remember, never interfere in your leader's private affairs." Every time he uttered a word, use
He pointed at King Kong's chest with his finger.
"Leader?" King Kong and the others asked in unison. Obviously there was no such explanation in the underworld, so they didn't know what Xiao Shizhu was talking about.
"That's me." Xiao Shizhu gasped and clenched his fists hard.
"Okay, sir, don't be angry. If you can't stand us, we'll just leave." King Kong saw that his face was red and the veins on his forehead popped out, and he hurriedly said: "No matter what you do,
Even being angry can't change the fact that we are sent by the Ghost Mother to help you, and it's not worth it to be so angry."
"Don't we understand you?" Xiao Shizhu pointed in the direction of the inner court and roared loudly: "I cannot understand that old woman who can't get married. I'm so angry with my mother-in-law that she hides a knife in a joke for me. She's so scheming.
, she deserves not to get married.".
"Sir, you can't say these words so loudly." King Kong stepped forward after hearing the words, quickly covered his mouth, and whispered: "Although what you said is the truth, but for now, calm down and calm down."
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Xiao Shizhu pulled away his hand covering her mouth and cursed: "Am I wrong? Why do we have to stop here? What she sent me was crooked melons and cracked dates. I can't complain."
How many sentences are there?”.
"If you say that, I won't be happy with it; they just look crooked and cracked, but they have unique skills." King Kong let him go and said angrily: "Sir, you have never seen their skills, please don't talk nonsense.
Okay?".
"What kind of ability? Are you really capable? Tell me if you have real ability!" Xiao Shizhu glared at Jingang and said, "I can't tell you how ugly I am. I will go into the inner court to find the ghost mother now."
"If you want to go look for it, go ahead. I won't stop you." Seeing that he didn't listen to advice, King Kong's stubborn temper also rose, so he stopped trying to persuade him. Instead, he folded his hands in front of his chest, held his head high, and looked at his face.
He looked at Xiao Shizhu fearlessly. That look was like saying to him: "Go, if you have the ability, go find the ghost mother!"
Xiao Shizhu was stunned when he saw this, and looked at his square face and thought: "So calm, does he know that the ghost mother won't let me bargain, or does he mean that these people are really capable?".
So he calmed down and said to King Kong: "Tell me what they are capable of?".
After King Kong glared at him, he walked up to the tall man and said in a slightly impatient tone: "His surname is Li, Muzi Li, and his given name is Guai. He has sharp eyes and is an expert observer in the Forbidden Army."
"Li Guai?" Xiao Shizhu was stunned and cursed in his heart: "Who the hell chose this name?".
"His surname is also Li, and he has a good name. He is the brother of Li Chai." King Kong walked up to the dwarf and said slowly: "Although his eyes have congenital cataracts, his nose is very sensitive and his sense of smell is no less than that of a tengu."
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"Li Hao? Hello?" Xiao Shizhu muttered and shook his head gently, while continuing to curse in his heart: "Damn! Can you call me next?".
"This person's surname is Yang, Yang from the Yang tree, whose name is Dingfeng." Then King Kong moved to the fat man and said to Xiao Shizhu: "Sir, you don't think he can eat or sleep, but he is well-known for being an expert at gathering intelligence. , He knows everything in the palace, big or small, and there is nothing he doesn’t know about.”
"She's crazy with epilepsy? Why am I crazy?" Xiao Shizhu curled her lips at the fat man.
"The old man's surname is Wei, what is his life?" Before King Kong could say anything, the old man standing at the end spoke first and smiled at Xiao Shizhu: "You may not think that the old man is getting old, but he has good ears. I can handle any trouble within five miles. I can hear you clearly." After speaking, he opened his mouth and smiled, revealing only his two upper front teeth.
"Why? Are there still people called this name? Can your names be normal?" Xiao Shizhu reached out and covered his chest, shouting in his heart.
"Tell me loudly, sir, what are your nicknames in the Forbidden Army?" After King Kong shouted triumphantly, Li Chai immediately shouted "Wang", and Li Hao continued: "Wen", followed by Yang Dingfeng After saying the word "ask", Wei He finally answered with the word "qie", and the four of them said in unison: "Look at the four great masters of Wenwenqie! Hahahahaha!".
Xiao Shizhu tried his best to keep his mouth shut, so as not to vomit blood; his face was already the color of pig liver with beads of sweat on his forehead, he raised his right eyebrow and gave a helpless laugh. He continued to curse secretly in his heart: " Are you kidding me? You’re still yelling, maybe there’s something wrong with your cerebellum!”
Then, he bent his knees in front of several people, suddenly knelt on the ground, bowed his hands and said: "These heroes are so powerful, especially the slogans just now, which shocked the world and made the gods cry. Forgive me for having done so before. The eye cannot recognize Mount Tai, but please let it go.”
King Kong and several others smiled at him and waved their hands, and said in unison smugly: "That's natural. Our ability is unique, and so is our character. How can we be as knowledgeable as you, sir?".
Xiao Shizhu, who was no longer able to complain, saw that they could not hear any good words from them, so he had to stand up, patted the dust on his body, and said: "Then you are the only masters in the world, just watch the Tengu carefully! This point Small things shouldn't be difficult for you." Then he turned around and walked out of the hospital.
King Kong and the others were left standing there, staring blankly at his retreating back.
After a long while, Li Chai said to Li Hao: "What do you think you are going to do?" Li Hao thought about it thoughtfully and said: "Probably to investigate the case.".
"In my humble opinion." Wei He took the words, stroked his white beard under his chin, and said in a serious tone: "My lord, you just went to be lazy and fish."
"So, we can also be lazy?" King Kong and Yang Dingfeng heard this and said in unison, winking at the other three.
The others nodded their heads, hummed, and said, "It should be so." Then the five of them smiled in unison.
Xiao Shizhu walked out of the palace gate slowly, planning to visit his bar and relax.
After a while, like a little old man, he walked slowly with his hands behind his back and arrived in front of a small wooden building with the word "wine" hanging on it halfway up the mountain. This small building has two floors, with an old locust tree on the left and right, and on the wall There are many murals and graffiti painted with paint, which are so conspicuous in this area. The plaque on the door reads: "Sophora Tree Bar".
Xiao Shizhu stood in front of the door and knocked on the closed door. Immediately, a strong and powerful voice came from inside the door, shouting impatiently: "Who is it? Come buy wine in the evening."
"I'm your uncle, I'll open the door with some tricks." Xiao Shizhu shouted angrily and kicked the door twice.
Then I heard the sound of people rushing around and kicking over pots and pans. After a while, Yingzhao opened the door from the house. When he saw Xiao Shizhu, he laughed loudly and said, "Brother, why are you here?
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"I must be here to see how you guys are doing lately? I'm also here to check out the bar business." Xiao Shizhu said, then went straight into the room and asked casually: "Is the wine selling well?" After he finished speaking,
He froze behind the door, his mouth wide open and speechless.
Deep in the room, in front of the bar, there was also a centaur-shaped demon soul standing in front of the bar. It had a similar appearance to Yingzhao. The only difference was that the other person had a fair, female face.
At this time, the opponent's clothes were a little disheveled, his hair was a little messy, and his face was red; Xiao Shizhu knew what Yingzhao was doing just now!
"The wine business is good, and everyone likes the sour and sweet taste; not many people know how to drink beer, so it's not easy to do it for the time being." Yingzhao said and closed the door. When he turned around, he saw Xiao Shizhu and the horsewoman looking at each other.
As he stood, his eyes were full of surprise, and a look of embarrassment suddenly appeared on Yingzhao's face.
He hurried forward and said with a smile: "Brother, let me introduce to you, her name is Ying'er; she is my sweetheart."
"Okay, kid, I thought you were an extinct animal! But where did you find the same kind?" Xiao Shizhu turned to Yingzhao and smiled; while he was surprised, he was also happy for Yingzhao from the bottom of his heart, that the other party could
It wouldn't be a bad thing to find someone of your own kind, and then have a bunch of young people living under the fence picking chrysanthemums.
"I went to collect grapes a few days ago and saw that she was having a hard time carrying goods for people on the dock to make money, so I brought her to work in a bar." Yingzhao said, and quickly brought a chair to Xiao Shizhu.
, said to Ying'er: "Hurry up and call me brother."
"Brother." Ying'er lowered her head and shouted timidly.
"It seems that this meeting gift is indispensable. Although it doesn't mean much, brothers and sisters, please take it." The previous depression in Xiao Shizhu's heart had disappeared at this time. He quickly took out five taels of silver and walked to Ying'er.
He put the money into the other person's hand and said, "Just buy whatever you want to eat."
Ying'er wanted to shirk, so Xiao Shizhu said: "Just take it if I ask you to, and treat my brother well. When eldest brother makes money, I will help you have a good wedding." Although Xiao Shizhu is arrogant and despicable, he can
He also knew how to repay kindness. Had Yingzhao not come to rescue him at Baoduguan, he would have died a long time ago; he has always kept this kindness in his heart.
"Where are Lu Wu and the others?" Then he looked around and asked.
"They live over there at the wine shop, and I live in the store and look after the store." Yingzhao said as he gestured to Ying'er, telling her to make tea for Xiao Shizhu.
After Ying'er said, "You guys chat," she lowered her head and headed towards the second floor.
"Okay, Yingzhao." As soon as Ying'er left, Xiao Shizhu patted Yingzhao on the back and said with a mean smile: "I went out to buy some grapes and kidnapped a wife."
"How can I compare with eldest brother? Are you and your ghost mother getting closer recently?" Yingzhao bent his legs and knelt down in front of Xiao Shizhu.
"Don't mention it." Xiao Shizhu's smile disappeared immediately after hearing this. After sighing, he told Yingzhao everything that had happened recently.
"Then, brother, you can be regarded as the imperial envoy now." Yingzhao applauded him and said: "Actually, you secretly told us a few days ago that you planned to change your plan to chase the ghost mother instead of just getting close to her.
,we thought you were crazy?”.
"But then we thought about it, brother, who are you? The son of God! How can you not be worthy of the ghost mother? She is not worthy of you, brother." Yingzhao said and got up, went to the bar and brought a bottle of wine.
After pouring a bowl for Xiao Shizhu, he said: "Try it, is it the same as the taste in your world?".
"That's right, so now I just want to get this done, and then let her look at me with admiration, and I need my brothers to help me." Xiao Shizhu took the wine bowl, took a sip of wine, and laughed in her heart.
: "I lied to you about my identity as the Son of God, but I didn't expect you to still take it seriously."
"Sour and slightly sweet, that's what it tastes like." Xiao Shizhu put down the wine bowl as he spoke, then took out the emissary token from his arms, handed it to Yingzhao and said, "By the way, show me
Look, which country the totem on this sign is from."
"Brother, your business is our business, and you will live through fire and water." Yingzhao took the sign, took one look at it, and said in a positive tone: "The demon-catching bell belongs to the Ghost Kingdom!"