Talking about shit, piss and farts on the dining table has always been despised.
But Su Shijun is so beautiful.
This made every word she said inexplicably add a layer of dazzling light, and instead made people unable to notice the inappropriateness of those special words appearing on the dining table.
When you change someone, the difference will appear immediately.
"If everyone thinks it's dirty and no one wants to do it, then the world will have become a shit pit long ago." Zheng Qing said this, and finally realized that the example listed by the witch just now seemed a bit inappropriate. He suddenly felt that the fried egg in the toast in his hand was no longer fragrant, and he summed up quickly: "... There are always people who want to be cleaners. This is the truth that children all know."
He glanced at Bosedong.
A fox maid was frying an egg with a fork and feeding it to the little fox's mouth. Perhaps because the male witch had just used dirty words, the little fox's head was tilted and he refused to eat the egg yolk.
Then Su Shijun glanced at her.
The little fox opened his mouth obediently.
Zheng Qing felt that he would probably not reach this level in his life.
"You have to leave professional things to professionals. You are not a real 'cleaner', so it is dangerous to continue chasing this." The witch shook her head, frowned slightly, and signaled the witch to get closer.
Zheng Qing quietly slowed down his breath, and felt a hint of tension and anxiety in his heart. On the one hand, although the distance between him and Su Shijun was closer, on the other hand, it was also because the witch's seriousness at the moment gave him a faint hope.
Reason told him that it would be difficult for Su Shijun, who had advanced for less than two years, to find out about the problems that the therapists in the school hospital and those senior wizards at the dinner.
But what if.
What if the Qingqiu Su family has any secret magic skills, or if the MPs in the Yuexia Parliament mastered some superb healing magic? He tried to empty his brain, search his stomach, and try to continue the topic just now to divert his attention.
Poseidon tilted his head and looked at the witch and the witch getting closer and closer. His cheeks slowly squirmed, and he was a little uncertain whether he could still see the scene behind him.
She quickly glanced at the maid beside her, and saw that the other party was still calm and calm to cut bread for her, her heart was relieved. Her tail tip shook happily, and her eyes widened with excitement.
"Why is there danger?"
Zheng Qing repeated the last sentence of the witch as if he was muttering, and his voice was filled with a very inconspicuous tremor, because as the two of them approached, the witch's cold fingers were kneading his joints one by one, following his fingertips, to his wrists, and then to his elbows.
"Because it will cause panic." Su Shijun's expression was serious, and her voice was calm as usual, as if she was not pinching a boy, but a piece of wood: "One person can stay awake and rational, but a group of people..."
She hummed softly, as if she was mocking the whole world,
"...A group of people is stupid, short-sighted, crazy and dangerous. Every wizard should maintain a safe distance and loneliness of "being cautious in solitude". Panic is too easy to spread among the crowd. It is difficult for you to keep a group of people rational enough... Do you still remember what happened to you during Halloween last year? You are not even a dark wizard, and they dare to hold a barbecue conference for you."
The corners of her mouth curled slightly, revealing a teasing smile.
However, as the inspection deepened, the distance between the two became closer and closer, Zheng Qing could not feel the joke in this smile at all, and only felt that he was nervous and almost suffocating.
Especially the hair falling from the witch's face was slowly rising and falling with the two of them breathing and the breeze flowing in the room, scratching his cheeks and the tip of his nose, making him feel like a big sneeze will occur in the next second.
Su Shijun almost immediately noticed the mischievous hair on the male witch's face that was red, and chuckled: "Please pull my hair."
"ah?"
Zheng Qing was stunned and even forgot to sneeze. But the next second, Su Man maid appeared quietly behind the owner of Qingqiu Mansion, and quickly tied a simple bun for the hostess, revealing a white and slender neck.
The witch's face continued to flush and she subconsciously closed her eyes. But this time it was not because of the teasing of those hairs, but because he thought the witch asked him to help, so he almost stood up.
This embarrassing feeling is even stronger than the impulse when you sneeze before.
The warm and charming fragrance filled Zheng Qing's slow breath, making him feel a little drowsy and unconsciously said the words he had thought for a long time: "The school is everyone's school, and everyone has the obligation to maintain it... Do you know the water tank? It is a large fish tank for ornamental fish. If a fish kept in the water tank is sick, within a week, the fish in the entire water tank will turn over the belly, and then the water tank will start to turn black and smelly. We can only empty the water tank and disinfect it before we can start over... Compared with the entire wizard world, the first university is a large water tank, and those crows are a sick fish. We cannot wait until all the fish have turned over before taking action..."
"A very convincing example, I didn't expect you to think about the problem from such a high perspective."
Su Shijun teased, his voice was so close that he was close, and the warm fragrance washed Zheng Qing's face one after another, but he did not dare to open his eyes because the witch was stretching out his hands without hesitation and kneading every inch of the witch's joints. The magic power surged at his fingertips seemed to carry a slight current, which made the witch continue to tremble.
But she changed her subject and did not fully agree with Zheng Qing's point of view: "But I think you are thinking about these issues a little earlier. Perhaps when you grow taller, look further, and know more, you will find that the fish may not be sick, but intend to change its lifestyle, follow the rockery rocks in the water tank and suck out of the water to breathe air... As long as it is not dead, it will be difficult to pollute the water tank... No matter how bad it is, the water tank also has its owner. The owner will fish out a certain fish in advance after it gets sick... OK, open your eyes and don't let Dongdong think I want to eat you."
Jijijijijiji!
耳边传来波塞咚着急忙慌的解释,郑清只觉得朦朦胧胧,什么都听不清.
The fingers on his body left, the fragrance gradually faded away, and the invisible sense of oppression that was so close to him suddenly dissipated. The boy finally had the courage to open his eyes. Unexpectedly, he saw that the witch, who was originally getting closer to him, returned to his straight sitting position.
He cleared his throat and twisted his body in his seat awkwardly.
"What a naughty little bean... Don't worry too much for the time being." Su Shijun glanced at him, with a hint of thought in his eyes: "You two eat slowly. After breakfast, remember to supervise Dongdong to complete today's homework... Sister Man has a class schedule. She is not allowed to eat candy or cold food."
The little fox shook his ears in grievance and excitement.
He watched the witch get up with anticipation and left the restaurant directly.