Talking about shit and shit at the dinner table has always been frowned upon.
But Su Shijun is so beautiful.
This made every word she spoke inexplicably cast a dazzling light, making people unable to notice anything wrong with those special words appearing on the dinner table.
Change the person and the difference will appear immediately.
"If everyone felt dirty and no one was willing to do it, then the world would have turned into a shithole long ago." After Zheng Qing said this, he finally realized that the example the witch just cited seemed inappropriate, and he felt vomiting in his hands.
The omelette Si Li sandwiched was no longer fragrant, so he summed it up hastily: "...Someone will have to be a cleaner. This is a truth that even children understand."
He glanced at Poseidon.
A fox maid was picking up a piece of fried egg with a fork and feeding it to the little fox's mouth. Perhaps because the wizard had just used a curse word, the little fox's head was tilted and he was determined not to eat the yolk.
Then Su Shijun glanced at her.
The little fox opened his mouth obediently.
Zheng Qing felt that he would probably never reach this level in his life.
"Professional matters should be left to professional people. You are not a real 'cleaner'. It is dangerous to continue pursuing this matter." The witch shook her head, frowned slightly, and motioned for the wizard to get closer.
Zheng Qing quietly slowed down his breathing, feeling a little nervous and uneasy in his heart. On the one hand, it was because the distance between him and Su Shijun was getting closer, but on the other hand, it was also because the witch's seriousness at the moment gave him a faint glimmer of hope.
Reason told him that it would be difficult for Su Shijun, who had been advanced for less than two years, to discover problems that the therapists at the school hospital and the senior wizards at the dinner could not detect.
But what if.
What if Su Clan of Qingqiu has some secret magic skills, or if the members of Yuexia Council have mastered some kind of superb healing magic? He tried hard to empty his mind, search his intestines and stomach, and tried to continue the topic just now to divert his attention at the moment.
Poseidon tilted his head and looked at the wizard and witch who were getting closer and closer. His cheeks slowly moved, and he was a little unsure whether he could still see the scene behind them.
She quickly glanced at the maid beside her, and when she saw that the maid was still cutting bread for her calmly, her heart suddenly settled, the tip of her tail twitched happily, and her eyes widened in excitement.
"Why is it dangerous?"
Zheng Qing repeated the last words of the witch as if drowsing in his sleep, with an inconspicuous tremor in his voice, because as the two approached, the witch's cold fingers were kneading his bones one by one, along the fingertips,
to the wrist, then to the elbow.
"Because it will cause panic." Su Shijun's expression was serious and his voice was as calm as ever, as if he was pinching not a boy but a piece of wood: "A person can stay awake and rational, but a group of people..."
She hummed softly, as if she was laughing at the whole world,
"...A group of people is stupid, short-sighted, crazy and dangerous. Every wizard should maintain a safe distance and solitude. Panic spreads too easily among the crowd. It is difficult for a group of people to maintain enough sanity.
…Remember what happened to you on Halloween last year? You weren’t even a dark wizard, but they dared to hold a barbecue for you.”
The corner of her mouth curled up slightly, revealing a teasing smile.
It's just that as the examination progressed, the distance between the two became closer and closer. Zheng Qing could not feel the teasing in this smile at all. He only felt that he was almost suffocating with nervousness.
In particular, the hair falling on the side of the witch's face was slowly rising and falling with the breathing of the two and the breeze flowing in the room, tickling his cheeks and the tip of his nose, making him feel like he would sneeze in the next second.
Su Shijun almost immediately noticed the naughty strands of hair on the wizard's blushing face, and chuckled: "Pull my hair up for me."
"ah?"
Zheng Qing was stunned and even forgot to sneeze, but the next second, the head maid Su Man appeared quietly behind the owner of Qingqiu Mansion, and quickly tied up a simple bun for the hostess, revealing a long and white hair
's neck.
The wizard's face continued to turn red, and he closed his eyes subconsciously. But this time it was not because of the provocation of those few hairs, but because he almost stood up because he thought the witch was asking him to help.
This embarrassing feeling is even stronger than the previous urge to sneeze.
The warm and charming aroma filled Zheng Qing's every slow breath, making him a little groggy. He unconsciously said the words he had been thinking about for a long time: "The school is a school for everyone, and everyone has the obligation to maintain it.
...Do you know a water tank? It is a large fish tank used for ornamental fish. If one of the fish kept in the water tank gets sick, within a week, all the fish in the water tank will turn inside out, and then the water tank will start to turn black and smell bad.
.We can only empty and disinfect the water tank before we can start again... Compared to the entire wizarding world, First University is just a big water tank, and those crows are just sick fish. We can't wait until all the fish have turned their bellies over before taking action.
action……"
"A very convincing example. I didn't expect you to think about the problem from such a high perspective."
Su Shijun teased, his voice was very close, and the warm fragrance washed over Zheng Qing's face one after another, but he did not dare to open his eyes, because the witch was stretching out her hands without hesitation, kneading the wizard's face.
The magic power surging in every joint on the body and fingertips seemed to carry a subtle electric current, making the wizard continue to tremble.
But she changed the topic and didn't completely agree with Zheng Qing's point of view: "But I think it's a little early for you to think about these issues now. Maybe when you grow taller, see farther, and know more, you will find out,
That fish may not be sick, but is planning to change its lifestyle, climbing out of the water along the rockery in the tank to breathe air... As long as it is not dead, it will be difficult to pollute the tank...
No matter how bad the situation is, the water tank still has an owner, and the owner will fish out a certain fish in advance after it gets sick... That's it, open your eyes, don't let Dongdong think that I want to eat you."
Chirp chirp!
Poseidon's anxious explanation came to his ears, and Zheng Qing felt hazy and couldn't hear anything clearly.
The fingers on his body left, the scent gradually faded away, and the invisible pressure that was so close to him suddenly dissipated. The boy finally had the courage to open his eyes, and as expected, he saw the witch who was getting closer to him regain her straight posture.
sitting posture.
He cleared his throat and twisted in his seat awkwardly.
"What a naughty little bean... Don't worry too much for the time being." Su Shijun glanced at him, with a hint of thought in his eyes: "You two eat slowly. After breakfast, remember to supervise Dongdong to complete today's homework.
...Sister Man has a class schedule. She is not allowed to eat candies, and she is not allowed to eat cold food."
The little fox shook his ears aggrievedly and excitedly.
With a look of anticipation on his face, he watched the witch get up and leave the restaurant.