Li Mu was playing blindly on the street. The weather was cool in autumn, the sun was warm, and the streets were busy and prosperous.
Li Mu also truly admires this era. It seems that everyone's face is full of happiness.
After wandering around for two or three streets, Li Mu was really bored and didn't know where to go for fun. He saw a maroon horse with a black gauze-masked woman sitting on it, walking leisurely by.
Hey, chivalrous woman! Li Mu felt excited in his heart. With his thrilling past with Gongsun Auntie, Li Mu was even more envious of chivalrous woman.
The bay-red horses walked neither fast nor slowly. In broad daylight, one person and one horse were particularly eye-catching on the street.
But few people were curious, except Li Mu.
Li Mu turned around, walked a few steps in the direction of the horse, and couldn't help shouting: "Hero, Heroine, please stay."
The woman on the horse did not look back. Li Mu was anxious and ran a few steps quickly. When he saw that he was walking side by side with the woman, Li Mu shouted twice as a heroine again.
The woman was stunned and suddenly turned around.
Li Mu subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab the horse's bridle, but unexpectedly, he slapped the horse on the belly.
The horse neighed and leapt forward. The woman was thrown off the horse.
Just as she was about to land, Li Mu rushed over, caught the woman in the air, and held her directly in his arms.
Pedestrians passing by on the street stopped and cheered in unison when they saw this scene.
In Li Mu's arms, the woman was filled with shame and anger. She closed her eyes and didn't want to see who was holding her.
The woman scolded: "You prodigal, let me go quickly, or I will fight with you."
Although the woman spoke in a rough tone, the natural fragrance brought about was intoxicating. It was not rouge or vulgar powder, but a kind of immortal wind and spiritual energy from heaven and earth.
Li Mu was very close to the woman. Through the black gauze, he discovered that the woman was dressed as a Taoist nun. Li Mu exclaimed: "So you are a Taoist nun? I saved you. How offended the girl is."
Li Mu said, putting the woman down, the woman landed on her feet, and slapped Li Mu on the face.
Li Mu, with his sharp eyesight and quick hands, grabbed the woman's palm in the air and said depressedly: "You are being unreasonable. I saved you. You just don't want to say thank you, but you still want to beat me?"
The woman scolded: "Who wants you to take action? Your despicable methods are clearly malicious and you want to take advantage of me."
The woman said, using her other hand, she wanted to slap Li Mu again.
Li Mu was not interested. He was originally curious, but now he regretted it. He could bump into a tigress on the street.
Li Mu restrained the woman's hands and whispered: "I like fairies, but I hate Taoist nuns. Those who like to beat men with their hands and feet are all ugly dinosaurs."
Li Mu pushed his hand hard and pushed the woman away, turned around and was about to leave. He didn't even see the woman's face clearly, and it was already boring.
Unexpectedly, the woman twisted her body and stood directly in front of Li Mu, blocking the way.
The woman said: "You behaved inappropriately and deliberately frightened my horse. Now you want to slander me. Today I will let you see that the Taoist nun who likes to hit people is not the dinosaur you said."
As the woman spoke, she took off the black gauze cap on her head with one hand, revealing her true appearance.
Li Mu only took one look and was amazed.
The pedestrians watching the excitement all around exclaimed in unison: "Beauty! Little beauty!" There was a chorus of smacking lips and boos.
The woman took a step closer to Li Mu and stared directly at Li Mu. Li Mu felt that the tip of her nose touched his chin.
Li Mu had never seen such a small and beautiful Taoist nun in his entire life.
"You win. You are the fairy and I am the dinosaur. Can you step back a little? I'm afraid I won't be able to help myself and kiss you."
As Li Mu said this, he subconsciously covered his face with his hands, fearing that the woman would strike again. If such a beautiful Taoist nun hit him, Li Mu would definitely not fight back.
The woman sneered and said, "Come on, kiss me if you have the guts. Today I want to see how crazy the prostitutes in Chang'an City are and how many heads you have grown if they dare to be rude to me."
The woman was so domineering and provoked Li Mu, and the onlookers cheered: "Kiss her, kiss her, oh——"
As if watching a big show, a large crowd gathered in an instant, and all kinds of encouraging and provocative voices surrounded Li Mu and the woman.
Li Mu also felt that things were getting a bit big and the situation was out of control. He had never been provoked by a woman in such a way that he could not get off the stage.
Li Mu wanted to give in and retreat, but he looked at the woman's porcelain doll-like fair face, her condescending eyes, her round and round eyes, and her tempting, deliberately pouting little mouth.
Li Muse is born from the courage, and love starts from the heart.
In this situation, if I didn't do something violent, would I, Li Mu, still be considered a man?
Li Mu suddenly smiled evilly and said loudly: "Dear readers, please bear witness that she forced me to kiss her. I am here to help others and do good deeds without leaving my name."
As Li Mu said this, he suddenly pulled the woman into his arms, then kissed her on the lips.
"Okay, okay, nice kiss." There was another round of cheers. They were watching the fun and were not afraid of big troubles. The onlookers made all kinds of boos in envy, and they were all eager to give it a try.
At this time, the woman was trembling. Her previous arrogance was gone. She was so frightened that she pushed Li Mu away with her head, covered her face with her hands, squatted on the ground, and cried loudly.
This was the first time in my life that I was kissed by a bad man in the street. What happened to me just now? I was so confused that I provoked him?
Could it be that it was not a provocation, but that seeing how handsome and handsome this bad man was, he was moved by his mortal heart?
Or is he using his power to bully others, believing that this bad man dare not kiss her in public?
The woman was in a state of confusion and didn't know what was right or wrong. She just felt shameless and could only cover everything up with tears.
Li Mu was also frustrated. He was obviously coerced, but for real, you actually cried with your head in your arms. No matter how big or small this woman is, her thoughts are so weird.
Li Mu hurriedly shouted: "Everyone, everyone, please leave. I'm just kidding. This is my wife. It's just a young couple playing around, showing off their affection. Let's go. Let's go home."
Already."
Li Mu made up a random reason, and a large group of people wanted to see what happened. After hearing that Li Mu said that the couple was acting weird, they lost interest and left in a hurry.
The woman listened to Li Mu's words, which were more outrageous than his actions. She instantly referred to herself as his wife, which humiliated her even more. However, fortunately, the crowd dispersed and the woman suddenly stopped crying.
"Come on, come on, come on, where are you all? Arrest this bad man. If I want him to die, I won't be able to live anymore."
The woman's words were confused and she started yelling.
Li Mu looked confused when he heard this, and said in his heart: "You mean you want to die with me, right? Why are you beating around the bush and calling people, who do you think you are?"
Li Mu knelt down and said: "Girl, I'm not a bad man. I like to look at beautiful women, but I'm definitely not a pervert. In addition, my concentration is limited, so I offended the girl. In fact, it's your fault. You're so good-looking, but you're so beautiful."
If you want to encourage me, can I bear it? Get up and I will take you back."
The woman gritted her teeth, not daring to look at Li Mu, and whispered: "I'm not going anywhere, and I don't want to live anymore. If I die, you won't be able to survive either."
Li Mu said depressedly: "Isn't it just a kiss? Why can't you think about it so hard? Well, I'll die and you can go home well, okay?"
The woman scolded: "Don't even think about leaving, just wait."
The two of them were still reasoning, when suddenly seven or eight tall men, all dressed in neat security equipment, who looked like they had a good background, ran over from a distance. When they saw the woman, they all gathered around and raised their hands.
The woman immediately stood up and said, "Where did you all go? You caused me to be bullied. I won't be able to spare you even if I go back."
The leading guard said: "Miss, we have been waiting for you at the street corner. It was you who took the wrong road and walked an extra street. I will make amends to you."
The woman said: "Stop talking nonsense, arrest this bastard first, I, I will punish him personally."
"Yes." The guard leader agreed, and then four big men immediately surrounded Li Mu.
One person shouted: "Get up, you bold maniac who dares to bully my young lady. You are tired of living."
Li Mu was originally squatting on the ground, holding his head in his hands. He felt that he was really going to be in bad luck today. He had no choice but to reveal his identity and get out of the predicament.
Li Mu stood up, grinned at a few people, and was about to speak. Unexpectedly, the eight guards threw away the guy in their hands and knelt on the ground together.
The woman looked confused and shouted: "Are they stupid? I asked you to arrest him, but you knelt down instead. What does it mean?"
The leader of the guard said: "You are short-sighted and almost offended the great benefactor. This is not the place to talk. Please invite the great benefactor to the house to talk. The master and the second young master miss the great benefactor so much. Miss, it is all a misunderstanding. What a big deal.
Misunderstand."
The woman was completely confused. She looked at Li Mu from side to side and was speechless.
Li Mu instantly understood the situation in front of him, and Li Mu asked: "Are you the guards of the Prime Minister's Mansion?"
The leader said: "Exactly, this is Mr. Li's second daughter. She just came back from Lushan. I met my great benefactor by chance. It's a double happiness. My great benefactor, please come back to your home together."